Watch Dogs
In all seriousness, I'd like to use this chance to get a copy of Tabletop Simulator, so that I'm not doomed to playing OMGPOP games with you faggots for all eternity (in fact, I think we should all try it out).
Only one issue, though, if you were planning to leverage the summer sale for this giveaway..
It ends June 30th.At any rate, seeing as I specialize more in observational humor (which is a bit hard to apply here), perhaps a nice anti-joke will suffice: How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.