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Help! Time is short and I need your answers!
« on: July 28, 2013, 12:06:13 PM »
Ok, so normally I would start eating a sandwich from the corners, but I'm eating a cheeseburger right now and it has no corners! How do I start eating!? I'm getting very hungry.

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Re: Help! Time is short and I need your answers!
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2013, 12:07:25 PM »
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Re: Help! Time is short and I need your answers!
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2013, 12:32:51 PM »
Eat where the corner of the cheese is.
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Re: Help! Time is short and I need your answers!
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2013, 12:37:41 PM »
Cut it into four equal parts. Then spin these parts 180 degrees and press together with 50 pounds of force per square inch of burger (75 if chicken patty, you sick fuck). Then pinch together the bun seams. Proceed to eat.
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Re: Help! Time is short and I need your answers!
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2013, 12:59:06 PM »
Squish the burger until it is shaped into a square
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Re: Help! Time is short and I need your answers!
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2013, 11:02:51 PM »
Jump on it
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Re: Help! Time is short and I need your answers!
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2013, 01:03:53 PM »
Thanks. Now I know how to eat a round burger!
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