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Restricted (Read Only) => Senior Members => Topic started by: Astropilot on July 28, 2013, 12:06:13 PM
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Ok, so normally I would start eating a sandwich from the corners, but I'm eating a cheeseburger right now and it has no corners! How do I start eating!? I'm getting very hungry.
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cut it
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Eat where the corner of the cheese is.
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Cut it into four equal parts. Then spin these parts 180 degrees and press together with 50 pounds of force per square inch of burger (75 if chicken patty, you sick fuck). Then pinch together the bun seams. Proceed to eat.
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Squish the burger until it is shaped into a square
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Jump on it
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Thanks. Now I know how to eat a round burger!