write a short bio of the previous poster, from their viewpoint

[Bullet Freeman]

In soviet blah2355, my name is you!

[Apie2]

I am Bullet Freeman, because of me there ain't HL3.
Freeman took a bullet to the knee, and became Bullet Freeman.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

A new superhero!

[TehHank]

Hello and my name is Apie and i have yet to change my name and Profile pic once over the last 2 years.
I also belong to the exquisite and sophisticated TehHank whom i love with a deep burning passion <3.

[๖Ϝцzsioᴎ]

I have horns.

[TehHank]

I am extremely unimaginative in creating autobiographies of other people and i am very unconstructive.

[๖Ϝцzsioᴎ]

I am extremely unimaginative in creating autobiographies of other people and i am very unconstructive.

So damn true

I like to comment on things that are very small and indecisive.

[TehHank]

I have a very shallow view on most people in my community, except my waifu, Loke.

[Cheesy Sandwich]

hi im TehHank and I was the Priest at Loke and Fuzions Wedding

[CodeKyuubi]

I love ragequitting when my bro Lazord knifes me in the face.

[HideoKojima]

I wish Hideo would stop knifing me.

[CodeKyuubi]

I think I knife Code a lot but I don't know that he doesn't care because Hideo isn't good enough to care about being knifed by.

[Cheesy Sandwich]

Hi im Code and I like to play Tentacle games

[Lavenchie]

Hi im Code and I like to play Tentacle games

I'm too CHEESY to come up with a good joke.

[Apie2]

Hi I am Lavenchie and my profile picture wants the D.

[memo3300]

Hi I am Lavenchie and my profile picture wants the D.

Hi I'm Apie and I can tell memo is really bored.