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Entertainment (Read Only) => Games => Post-Based Games/Threads => Topic started by: ursus on March 13, 2013, 05:54:59 PM
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you start
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You mean techincally a Autobiography from the previous posters point of view or a Biography from your point of view? I'm confused
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You mean techincally a Autobiography from the previous posters point of view or a Biography from your point of view? I'm confused
my name is tehhank i enjoy videogames and am unfamiliar with english syntax
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my name is tehhank i enjoy videogames and am unfamiliar with english syntax
I'm a cunt
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My Name is Deacon and I have enough firepower in terms of firearms to destroy the universe. Oh and i like taking intimidating photos of myself to scare younger members of the community and to look utterly badass.
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I'm TehHank and I'm an Asian from England. My hobbies include playing vidya, watching anime, and studying for a fuckload time for very hard exams. I also like to make bizarre noises while in TS3 sometimes.
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I'm gay.
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I like Tonka Trucks up my rectum.
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I enjoy being dominated by other men.
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I love it when Day-Day is in my backseat.
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My Name is Tiger Guy and i enjoy constructive conversations with Prox.
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ermahgahd exams errday
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This thread is probably the most beautiful thing since Prox admitted to me that he was gay in a public TS channel.
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Hi, I'm Sabb, and I only date women who offer to buy me Pizza.
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Hi, I'm Cake Face and I'm a fucking plank.
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I'm Loke and I'm Fuzsions counter part.
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Hello my name is Astropilot, the end.
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I'm Loke and I'm Fuzsions counter part.
That's just fucked up.
ON TOPIC
I'm Mr. Franklin and I like shootin' some of dem trucks
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Hello I am Fuzion, I don't know how to masturbate.
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I'm Yoshi, I have many disturbing aliases about dicks. 8===D
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I'm Yoshi, I have many disturbing aliases about dicks. 8===D
Hi I'm Lazord, I'm in love with purple.
http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/1118288012629382949/7D3EC68381CCBF7F321D4FE48CB06EA7C6D24BB2/ (http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/1118288012629382949/7D3EC68381CCBF7F321D4FE48CB06EA7C6D24BB2/)
:3
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Hi I'm lazord and I like big large rods.
Fuck you hideo.
Hi I'm hideo and I like having a name that most people can't even fucking pronounce correctly.
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Hi, my name is Fuzsion and I have many skills.
And TF2 items.
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I am Unit. Prepare for your destruction.
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I am Alkaline, I am a mutant snake eating a hotdog.
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Hi I'm Lazord, I'm in love with purple.
http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/1118288012629382949/7D3EC68381CCBF7F321D4FE48CB06EA7C6D24BB2/ (http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/1118288012629382949/7D3EC68381CCBF7F321D4FE48CB06EA7C6D24BB2/)
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You must've waited for me to post to do that.
I'm Fuzsion, hate to tell you the truth but my balls dropped 1 second ago.
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Fucking step it up, scrub. You ain't next gen.
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Hello I am Samo and I made a group to hide my shameless low budget skills
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Hello I am Samo and I made a group to hide my shameless low budget skills
Hey whats up I'm Yoshi, Mario's drunk, sickly green dinosaur friend that commits suicide in a waterfall upon beating the N64 game.
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I like dragons.
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My name is Fuszion and i have a
bromance rivarly with Loke.
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Hi I'm TehHank, but my real name is Bob.
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I still love purple. Hideo is an awful wingman and needs to step it up for me.
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My name is Hideo, and I live in a ghetto neighborhood.
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I'm Yellow Killer and I watched cartoons.
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I'm Yoshi and I am a green dinosaur.
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Hello my name is Astropilot, the end.
Damn right it's the end. Now do you want a cigarette and blindfold?
Hi I'm Fuszion and I'm a child man who has been genderly mistaken.
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Hi I'm Astropilot and I'm a touhou fag and crazy about anime girls.
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Hi I'm blah and I didn't get approved for general/
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Hi I am Fuzsion I got a hedgehog as pet, please wash hes ballzzzzzzz.
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My Name is Apie2 and i am currently Adopted by TehHank. I am also deliciously edible.
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I'm TehHank and I fucking love ducks
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I'm Tezuni and I bring peace.
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I'm Saetik and I'm an american.
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I'm Yoshi and I am still a green dinosaur.
Plumbers still ride me day and night.
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I wish plumbers would ride me day and night..
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Hi I'm Hideo and I wish people would notice me more
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Dicks in ass is my specialty.
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My previous IGN was Lion Guy, Tiger Guy is my IGN currently, and Cheetah Guy will be my next.
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I'm lazord and I suck at video games.
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I hate Fuzsion.
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I like to torture people with my voice even though it's not even that bad
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I like to torture people with my voice even though it's not even that bad
That's just offensive to me, how dare you.
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I'm lavenchie and I have whiskers.
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I'm Fuzion, I'm the dance that makes two people whole
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I've been afraid to post here, and now I did.
I'm Saetik and I don't know anything about myself.
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I'm Marie. I am real super artist.
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I am Saetik, I live in Narnia.
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I'm a fucking Ape
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My name is Fuzsion and my name is Chrysallis
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My name is Fuzsion and my name is Chrysallis
I'm Zevante and I don't know that that used to be Fuzsion's old name.
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Loke is my alt.
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Hideo is my ctrl.
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Apie is my delete.
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yellow is my cut
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I like to have sex with an anime character
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I can't control myself.
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I was named after a type of battery
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I have a Hentai folder several dozen gigabytes big.
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I'm TehHank and I was actually just talking about myself.
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I have a good taste in music.
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Hi I'm alkaline and me and prox are bff's
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Hi I'm Cheesy and I'm scrubbier than lazord
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My name references lazors. How does one spell lazor?
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I go pew pew pew.
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im a fucking pinko
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The Diary of a Tiger Guy
"Ready?" Prox breathed heavily into my ear, my whole body was shaking with anticipation I wanted Prox and he wanted him now!
So who was Prox to deny me?
I gulped and pressed his damp forehead against mine, looking straight into Prox's
eyes. those dark pools of black ink were filled with emotions I'd never seen before, I suspected no one had seen before. Lust, need, compassion and…love?
"Yeah…" I gulped again as Prox positioned himself at his entrance and with one rough trust buried himself into me. Prox stopped in his tracks his breaths becoming more frantic and heavy. God Prox felt so good. But as loud as I was screaming for him keep on thrusting into me, Prox didn't want to hurt me.
I wiggled above him trying to get used to the invasion, my head flew back a husky moan escaping my dry throat when the tip of Prox's **** brushed against something inside me sending hot flushes of pleasure through my body. Prox smirked, his body shook with pleasure just from my moan alone. If it wasn't an invitation to move on he didn't know what was.
With his invitation Prox began frantically thrusting in and out of the me, aiming for that spot that would make me scream his name.
"Prox…" My hands clenched around lumps of black hair as my head and back continued to pound against the cold wall behind me. I was utterly lost in ecstasy as Prox repeatedly hit my prostrate. I'd even forgotten where we were and that anyone could walk in at any given moment. "Prox…" I breathed heavily.
I could feel myself getting close to climax and judging by the way Prox's thrust were starting to become more hectic and hard so was he. I didn't want this to end so soon, but because we were both only teenagers and this being the first time for both of us, I knew we couldn't hold on forever. After a couple more thrusts both of us came hard, me spilling my seed over our abdomens that were slick with sweat and Prox filling me.
G-got milk?
-Tiger Guy/Little Matt
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The Diary of a Tiger Guy
"Ready?" Prox breathed heavily into my ear, my whole body was shaking with anticipation I wanted Prox and he wanted him now!
So who was borishkun to deny him?
I gulped and pressed his damp forehead against mine, looking straight into Prox's
eyes. those dark pools of black ink were filled with emotions he'd never seen before, he suspected no one had seen before. Lust, need, compassion and…love?
"Yeah…" I gulped again as Prox positioned himself at his entrance and with one rough trust buried himself into me. Prox stopped in his tracks his breaths becoming more frantic and heavy. God Prox felt so good. But as loud as I was screaming for him keep on thrusting into me, Prox didn't want to hurt me.
I wiggled above him trying to get used to the invasion, my head flew back a husky moan escaping my dry throat when the tip of Prox's **** brushed against something inside me sending hot flushes of pleasure through my body. Prox smirked, his body shook with pleasure just from my moan alone. If it wasn't an invitation to move on he didn't know what was.
With his invitation asher began frantically thrusting in and out of the lann, aiming for that spot that would make the lann scream his name.
"Prox…" My hands clenched around lumps of black hair as my head and back continued to pound against the cold wall behind me. I was utterly lost in ecstasy as Prox repeatedly hit my prostrate. I'd even forgotten where we were and that anyone could walk in at any given moment. "Prox…" I breathed heavily.
I could feel myself getting close to climax and judging by the way Prox's thrust were starting to become more hectic and hard so was he. I didn't want this to end so soon, but because we were both only teenagers and this being the first time for both of us, I knew we couldn't hold on forever. After a couple more thrust both of us came hard, me spilling my seed over our abdomens that were slick with sweat and Prox filling me.
G-got milk?
-Tiger Guy/Little Matt
oh my god.
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The Diary of a Tiger Guy
"Ready?" Prox breathed heavily into my ear, my whole body was shaking with anticipation I wanted Prox and he wanted him now!
So who was borishkun to deny him?
I gulped and pressed his damp forehead against mine, looking straight into Prox's
eyes. those dark pools of black ink were filled with emotions he'd never seen before, he suspected no one had seen before. Lust, need, compassion and…love?
"Yeah…" I gulped again as Prox positioned himself at his entrance and with one rough trust buried himself into me. Prox stopped in his tracks his breaths becoming more frantic and heavy. God Prox felt so good. But as loud as I was screaming for him keep on thrusting into me, Prox didn't want to hurt me.
I wiggled above him trying to get used to the invasion, my head flew back a husky moan escaping my dry throat when the tip of Prox's **** brushed against something inside me sending hot flushes of pleasure through my body. Prox smirked, his body shook with pleasure just from my moan alone. If it wasn't an invitation to move on he didn't know what was.
With his invitation asher began frantically thrusting in and out of the lann, aiming for that spot that would make the lann scream his name.
"Prox…" My hands clenched around lumps of black hair as my head and back continued to pound against the cold wall behind me. I was utterly lost in ecstasy as Prox repeatedly hit my prostrate. I'd even forgotten where we were and that anyone could walk in at any given moment. "Prox…" I breathed heavily.
I could feel myself getting close to climax and judging by the way Prox's thrust were starting to become more hectic and hard so was he. I didn't want this to end so soon, but because we were both only teenagers and this being the first time for both of us, I knew we couldn't hold on forever. After a couple more thrust both of us came hard, me spilling my seed over our abdomens that were slick with sweat and Prox filling me.
G-got milk?
-Tiger Guy/Little Matt
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/57612910/1364096519622.gif)
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The Diary of a Tiger Guy page 2 - a dream or something idk I didn't read it I guess you can
True Love by Fate
It was a dark and stormy night. An unnatural haze lingered over the litter box. In his bed, I shivered. For a summer night, the air was cold and the sky was black. It was almost as if something evil lurked out there in the shadows.
I rolled over, clutching his pillow, and tried to fall back asleep. But a worry nagged in the back of his mind. Something was not right. No matter how he tried, some ghostly force prevented him from sleeping. It made him uneasy. With a sigh, he rolled out of bed, pulled on his null, and poured himself a cup of water from the pitcher on his nightstand. Quietly, he left his room.
The halls were silent as he walked in the dark. He did not know where he was going, or why, but his body seemed to move on its own accord. He was being drawn by an unseen power. Past his father's bedroom, past the dining hall, past the a room, and out onto the terrace. With the moon hidden behind thick clouds, it was nearly impossible to see in the inky black night. But something lying on the path to I's right made him gasp in shock. A body!
'fuck this im too lazy!' I shouted. He leapt over the terrace railing and onto the ground below, running toward the fallen form as fast as he could. Tree branches scratched at his skin and pulled at his clothes, but he paid them no mind. Heart pounding, he fell to his knees on the pathway and placed a gentle hand on the figure's dick i guess.
Now that he was closer, he could see that this was a young Egyptian of Egypt, a null by the looks of him, who appeared to be no more than another number years old. But he was in dire need of help. His clothes were torn and bloody, and his hair was matted with wtf a filthy substance?. He needed the attention of a healer, immediately. Without a second thought, I picked up the wounded null and, cradling him in his arms, carried him inside to seek the help that was so desperately needed.
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'His situation is severe,' null said in a worried voice. 'Whether or not he will live until morning is beyond my sight. My team of healers will do the best they can, but...' his voice trailed off.
I could sense his fear. There was a good chance the young Egyptian might die. 'Is there anything I can do to help?' he asked.
null sadly shook his head. 'Nothing the healers are not already trying. But it might help if you just sat with him. He will need to see a friendly face when he wakes up from this ordeal, and you are the closest thing he has right now.'
'I understand,' said I. 'And I will stay with him for as long as it takes. I will not let him die.'
With that, I turned and hurried to the room where the wounded null was being housed. He was surrounded by healers, all of whom wore the same concerned expression. They had washed his body and dressed his wounds with healing salve, but still the Egyptian showed no signs of improvement. His breathing was shallow, and his pulse was weak. One of the healers turned to I with a defeated sigh.
'It will be an uphill battle,' she said. 'We have done all we can at this time. Now, we can only wait and see if he wakes.'
I nodded resolutely. 'I will stay with him through the night and keep watch as he sleeps.'
One by one, the healers left the bedside, the last one closing the door behind her. In the flickering candle light, I dipped a square of cloth in the bowl of warm water left by the healers, and gently used it to stroke the injured Egyptian's ass?. Then, taking up the null's limp hand, he settled into his bedside chair and prepared to wait through the remainder of the long, cold night.
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'Where... where am I?'
I jerked awake with a start when he heard the words being spoken. He stared down at his patient, an immense wave of relief coursing through his body. The Egyptian was alive! And from the looks of things, he was on his way to making a full recovery.
'You are in the litter box,' I told him. 'I found you last night, lying unconscious and nearly dead on a path coming from the forest. I carried you inside, and my father's healers tended to your wounds. Please, tell me your name and how you came to be here.'
'My name is PRox,' said the Egyptian. 'I come from Egypt. I was on an errand from my father, to deliver an important message to Hitler in fuck this im too lazy. But last night... All I remember is that I was riding through the forest when suddenly I was attacked by a group of a monster. At least a number surrounded me. I tried to escape, but there were so many, and I had only my a weapon for protection. And that is the last thing I recall. I do not know how I came to be here, or why I am not dead.'
I smiled at him. 'The stars must shine favourably on you. To live through such an ordeal... that is more than mere luck.' It was more than luck, too, that PRox had wound up in the litter box and I had found him. Now that they two were together, it felt almost like fate had lent a hand. PRox was meant to be here, and I was meant to have found him. Why, I did not know. But it felt so certain.
It also did not hurt that PRox was one of the most beautiful individuals I had ever seen. His sleek a colour hair contrasted with large, dark another colour fuck this eyes set in a lovely face. And his sculpted body, half-hidden by the bed linens, was a further attraction. I could hardly suppress his desire to run his hands over that soft hair and perfect body. But he kept his feelings under control. PRox had just barely survived a nearly fatal encounter. Now was not the time for romance.
*****
Within three days, PRox had improved enough to leave his bed. null gave him a new set of clothes, and he was able to wander the corridors and gardens by himself. But the one thing that troubled him was I's absence. Since the morning when he'd first awoken in the litter box, he had not seen I at all. It was as if his rescuer had simply disappeared. He had asked null where his son could be, but null had no answer. I was gone without a trace.
PRox desired to speak with I again, and properly thank him for saving his life. But he also just wanted to see the handsome Tiger once more. He could not explain it, but he felt a deep connection to I, either forged by the lifesaving bond or some other power. He knew that I was someone special. Someone he had to see again.
It wasn't until the sixth day after PRox had recovered that I returned to the litter box. He rode up the same path where PRox had been found, dragging a net filled with the heads of a monster behind him. All a number of them.
'Here are your a monster!' he called to PRox. 'I found them hiding out in a cave not far from here.'
PRox stared in surprise, eyes going wide. 'You killed... all of them by yourself?'
'I cannot let such dangerous creatures roam free in our lands,' I replied. 'And I did it for you. They nearly killed you. I do not want anything like that to happen again.'
PRox could feel his heart pounding as I spoke. I killed those a monster... for him. Before he could stop himself, he leapt at I and threw his arms around his neck, kissing the brave Tiger on the ...left ass cheek?.
I laughed in surprise, but did not pull away. 'What was that for?'
'Just a thank you,' PRox said. He smiled, but when he saw the suddenly serious look in I's eyes, the smile faded. 'What is wrong?' he asked, worried.
'PRox,' said I, 'I have to confess something to you. That first morning you were here... I thought you were so beautiful. I wanted to kiss you then, but I did not know how you would react.
PRox gasped in shock. 'Kiss... me?'
'I told myself I must not, because of the terrible ordeal you had just suffered. It was not the right time. But these past few days while I was gone, I could think only of you the entire time. And now...'
'I...' PRox sighed his name. 'I thought about you too. All the time, while you were gone. I was worried I would never see you again.'
I lifted his hand to gently stroke PRox on the cheek. 'I am sorry I ran off like that. I should have said something to you.'
Taking a deep breath, PRox said, 'I, there is something I have been considering over the past several days. I think we were meant to find each other. What happened to me... it was no accident of fate. I was meant to come here. You were meant to rescue me.'
A bright smile broke across I's face as soon as PRox had spoken. 'You know,' he said, 'I had been thinking the same thing! That night when I found you I had been worried an unable to think. Some strange power led me out to the terrace, and that was when I saw you.'
PRox took I's hand. 'So you think... we are meant to be together?'
'I have no doubt of it.' Slowly, I leaned in and kissed PRox softly on the lips. 'I love you,' he whispered.
'I love you too, I,' PRox whispered in return.
THE END!
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I'm Sabb and I love writing gay fanfictions about my friends.
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Hello I'm Marie and I like pingas in my butt! :D
Thumbs up if you get the reference :)
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I run this shit yo!
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I Iz Hideo and I smoke Blunts
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My names Cheesy Sandwich, toast me to get grilled cheese
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I still have fucking whiskers
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I'm still Loke's fuckin' counter-part
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I used to spread the word of love for le reddit.
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Hi i'm Alkaline and i killed 10,000 zombies last year.
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Hi i'm Alkaline and i killed 10,000 zombies last year.
I like to fuck bitches and get all the whores
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Hi I'm archunit and I like to play random role play rpg
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Hi, I'm savion and I think that Sabb is the gayest motherfucker that has ever walked on the surface of the planet Earth.
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Hi, I'm savion and I think that Sabb is the gayest motherfucker that has ever walked on the surface of the planet Earth.
I don't need to introduce myself motherfuckers
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Hi, I'm Ἆxule and I don't need to introduce myself motherfuckers.
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i'm john freeman's unfamous little brother who's really jealous of him
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I'm Tezuni I like sharigans
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Hi im savioN and lazord is my future hubby
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I like cars
(Don't fucking say I'm loke's alt.)
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Loke here, Fuzsion's my alt. Please unban my minecraft accounts. Thanks. :)
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I really like pissing fuzsion off.
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I am Fuzsion and Hideo pissed me a bit off.
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I'm like an ape but better.
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My name is fuszion and i like insulting TehHank's Pet.
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My name is fuszion and i like insulting TehHank's Pet.
I'm TehHank, and I may or may not have enjoyed ponies at a time.
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I'm Alphaggot. I'm the alpha faggot.
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In soviet blah2355, my name is you!
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I am Bullet Freeman, because of me there ain't HL3.
Freeman took a bullet to the knee, and became Bullet Freeman.
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Hello and my name is Apie and i have yet to change my name and Profile pic once over the last 2 years.
I also belong to the exquisite and sophisticated TehHank whom i love with a deep burning passion <3.
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I have horns.
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I am extremely unimaginative in creating autobiographies of other people and i am very unconstructive.
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I am extremely unimaginative in creating autobiographies of other people and i am very unconstructive.
So damn true
I like to comment on things that are very small and indecisive.
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I have a very shallow view on most people in my community, except my waifu, Loke.
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hi im TehHank and I was the Priest at Loke and Fuzions Wedding
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I love ragequitting when my bro Lazord knifes me in the face.
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I wish Hideo would stop knifing me.
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I think I knife Code a lot but I don't know that he doesn't care because Hideo isn't good enough to care about being knifed by. :D
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Hi im Code and I like to play Tentacle games
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Hi im Code and I like to play Tentacle games
I'm too CHEESY to come up with a good joke.
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Hi I am Lavenchie and my profile picture wants the D.
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Hi I am Lavenchie and my profile picture wants the D.
Hi I'm Apie and I can tell memo is really bored.
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I can't control myself.
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I molest old people.
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My name is Loke and i have problems with staying in place within the respect hierachy and often i describe people and situations so terribly, i cause a shitstorm.
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I enjoy disturbing people with my sounds.
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My name is Loke and i have problems with staying in place within the respect hierachy and often i describe people and situations so terribly, i cause a shitstorm.
woah, grudge miester
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Ask me. About any graphics card.
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Ask me anything about the chemicals involved in the production of dated portable power sources
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I enjoy STALKER but also love to feed rabbits.
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I peer through Degtyarev's window when Im not playing with my Degtyarev.
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I get stalked by Supertoaster a lot when I am not playing a game with him.
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I really like Hotdogs
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I am affiliated with a group a people who enjoy the belief that Alkaline is in fact a cat-serpent consuming hotdogs.
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I'm the man behind the moon, and behind the mystery.
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I wish I was Lithium.
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I wish I was russian
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I wish I was russian
That is true sadly.
I wish I had a deep voice.
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That is true sadly.
I wish I had a deep voice.
This is true sadly.
I really need to stop smiling
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I can't control myself.
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I wish i couldn't control myself.
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I wish I could control others
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I wish I couldn't control people.
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I'm nowhere near controlling people
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I really hope that fuzsion could control himself
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I really want a good car.
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Ill get to drive a car in many years
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Il get to draw a car in many years
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I'm back, bitches.
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Hello and I like to slowly take my clothes off on webcam with purple watching me.
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I love women.
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I love anything with at least 1 limb
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I love anything with at least 1 limb
I love anything with a dozen or more limbs
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I don't like limbs
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I dont know what a limb is.
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i don't have any limbs
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I can't control myself.
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Is it safe?
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I'm back bitches.
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I'm back bitches.
I'm a nigga hater
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I' wish I was as big of a Kingdom Hearts fan as Hideo.
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I' wish I was as big of a Kingdom Hearts fan as Hideo.
I wish I could swallow my words so I would still have a penis, oh wait I didn't have one originally.
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I'm Marie and I enjoy watching Bukkake.
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Nothing turns me on more than the feathers of a wet parrot.
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I'm Canadian. I was born from a moose and can run as fast as a maple leaf. Don't you dare cross my path, for my kindness will be eternal.
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My older brother is Mr. Franklin and together we will rule the world!
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I love my low quality gun
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I have an even lower quality gun.
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Fascism can suck my d. (the soviet stance)
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Fascism can suck my d. (the soviet stance)
It's always better to be sorry than safe.
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I wershup da sun for a living
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I enjoy exotic meats.
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I make Toast at a exaggerated, extra-ordinary, extremely, extortional, erratic and erotic rate!
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I tripped over my own clothes and fell in a doggy position.
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My brother is an ape.
But I'm better than him.
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My brother is an ape.
But I'm better than him.
I like to make jokes that sometimes don't even make sense.
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I am one of the most sexiest guys in the rNd community.
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I wish I was the sexiest.
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I'm the gas mask man!
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Job well done partner.
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Being soviet is srs bizness cumrad!
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Would you like a cup of tea with that can of whoop-ass?
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I cant decide what name I should use, or even my status of power
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i'm the bored gas mask guy
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I Love Lazord He's my bb
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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.
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I play League of Legends and think it takes skill
When in reality I could just throw away my keyboard because I won't need it.
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Ithink Degtyarev plays league of legends. Dont know why, just do!
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Ithink Degtyarev plays league of legends. Dont know why, just do!
I make assumptions about people thinking I play league of legends when it was not even implied towards me !
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I love Lazord more than I love StarCraft.
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I'm a koala and what is this.
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There are many things going through my head at any given time. Those things are usually Loke.
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I'm gay for Degtyarev
(http://www.deviantart.com/download/264779537/major_alexander_degtyarev_by_ladynaginiwesker-d4dn575.png)
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I'm gay for Braeburn
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In Soviet Russia you are Blah for gay!
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Monkey Chief
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I want to cum inside every single anime girl that exists
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I want to cum inside every single anime girl that exists
TehHank is my soulmate <3 <3 <3
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I am blindly obsessed
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why is this piece of shit thread stickied
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Egg pokenoms
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I love my 700 different waifus.
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FUZSION IS NOT MY ALT, GOD DAMMIT.
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lel Far Cry 3 on ultra,9001 fps nigga LELELELLEEELEELELLEELELLELELLELELELELELE
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why do people keep calling me "Me Likes Dis!"?
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Hitler helped design my favorite type of car
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Come at me bitches ;) Taste my gun.
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This is ape 117
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I am a pretty chill guy
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I can't control myself.
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I always have the same tone of voice
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I always have the same tone of voice
I'm sorry. I can't control myself.
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I can't control myself.
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I always brag about having a good computer.
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I always brag about having a good computer.
:trollface:
I really like cats.
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I'm having a fairly hard time controlling my self in this topic.
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I love dinglepop!
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:trollface:
I really like cats.
Look at my text. "I actually hate cats."
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My text "I accually hate cats" is a lie and im madly in love with cats
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I'm not cheesy at all. I'm a human with a picture of a car.
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Sometimes I dream about female anime engineers.
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I dream about female anime engineers dreaming about having lesbian sex with other female anime engineers dreaming about having sex with me.
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I have an explicit and lewd mind.
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I'm not really British, I'm just a Soviet spy.
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penis everywhere!
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Sometimes I dream about guitars having sex with guitars in a guitar
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I used to be on a Half Life adventure like you but then I took a bullet to the Freeman.
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I like to meet emo "metalhead" girls on omegle that say their fav "metal" bands are BVB/PTV
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I like to meet emo "metalhead" girls on omegle that say their fav "metal" bands are BVB/PTV
I used to have some problems with source engine ladders
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I became human twice
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Mmmph Mmmph Mmmph Mmmph Mmmph KAWAII!
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Lose your mind they said, it would be fun they said...
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TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK IT.
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TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK IT.
I love when Franklin twerks.
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I love when Franklin twerks.
Fuck, how did you know?
I'm obsessed with STALKER.
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Fuck, how did you know?
I'm obsessed with STALKER.
hurr durr i can play far cry 3 please rape my face
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I can't control myself.
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I can control myself
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In the morning, I rub cream cheese on my nipples.
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Cream cheese is my favorite lubricant.
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Sometimes, I dream about cheese. Cheese. Creamy cheese. Oh the cream is so cheesy that its creamy cheese. Oh please dear, I require an abundance of cheese. Its all I ask. Please. Dear. I need you to fill my one true desire. I need my cheesy so I can die a pleased and well plumped man. Filled with cheese. Oh how I desire to be filled with cheese! Remnants of creamy cheese flowing through my blood. In every vein of my body. The fat. The sugars. Every delicious drip drop of its wonderful fat slowly plumping my belly. Saturated, unsaturated, Swiss or American, I require cheese, my dear! So please, dear, give me all the cheese you can gather. My final request. I beg of you my dear, fulfill it this humble request.
If you can't find any cheese, semen will have the same effect. Knowledge for life. Remember this, and you too can live a life as happy as the Cheese Man.
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I definitely can't control myself.
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I am the opposite of acidic.
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I am the opposite of acidic.
Im a terrible chemist. Dont mind the exposed rubidium.
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I love TehHanks whisperings :fullheart:
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Fire squirrels... yes yes yes. Squirels on fire. Yes.
Hssssssssssssss.
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Stalker is an accurate representation of the future.
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I killed a patient in a brain transplant in under 1 second.
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Im incredibly jealous of Fuzion.
hssssssssssssssssssssss
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It's Fuzsion. >:(
I'm not jealous of Fuzsion
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I cant spell fuzion or fusion.
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I'll be laughing at you unprepared fools when the nuclear apocolypse comes.
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I'm a man whore
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I'm a man whore
I'm a man whore
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I'm a man whore
I ONLY HAVE ONE BBY.
Far Cry 3 R34 is best
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I'm a man's whore
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I make little kids cry on zs with my outstanding logic and insulting their cades.
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Mmm... Butter...
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I have a bunker in my backyard.
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I don't have a bunker in my backyard.
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I don't have a backyard
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I don't have anything good to say.
<3
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My voice irritates the living fuck out of everyone even though I mean no harm. I'm also a pentasexual wombat.
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I'm passive aggressive and very inactive on forums.
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I'm in love with Sabb.
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I want to make love with Tiger Guy.
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I want to make love with Sabb.
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I should go back onto my alt.
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Fuck off.
I can't say anything to Fuzsion without having "Alt" in the sentence.
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After making so many posts on this thread, which exists now only to insult others, I still don't know how people think of me.
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I am a beautiful, suave, majestic, omnipotent stallion of glorious passionate sex.
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After making so many posts on this thread, which exists now only to insult others, I still don't know how people think of me.
As much as I agree, it's gotten to the point where it's gotten repetitive and annoying.
I have infinite mints, fear me.
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Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
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ATLEAST I'M GOOD AT 0108 ON OSU.
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I'm gay
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That's not very nice...
I have no sperm.
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I have a crush on Bomb Squad.
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Infinimint is my favorite.
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(http://dc583.4shared.com/img/ujhaeqyR/s3/137a064d9e8/mfw_nigga_thats_kawaii.jpg)
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I have a life
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I've been missing and I box
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I'm good at csgo
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I'm shit at CSGO
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I don't even play CSGO
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I love trees
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I'm dead
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I got a really rare skin and sold it for 150$ on steam market and I also got another cool skin too, but I hate sharing skins with novias, oh wait I don't share skins hahahah
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I bump useless threads.
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I'm still broken and passive aggressive, but I like fantasy star universe and I have good taste for that
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I like inside jokes.
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I'm still broken and passive aggressive, but I like fantasy star universe and I have good taste for that
Hey, I've tried working on that.
I don't even have inside jokes
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I'm more powerful than fission
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yo may name is savion, or novias, it doesn't matter wat you call me. im a pro gamer and a boxer, and a really good shittalker. im all about the hot ladies, so if you aare out there and a hot mamma, give the novias a steam chat n follow me on instagram ;)
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I watch anime and jak off to hentai n subscribe to my youtube channel :darkbluepacmanghost:
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yo may name is savion, or novias, it doesn't matter wat you call me. im a pro gamer and a boxer, and a really good shittalker. im all about the hot ladies, so if you aare out there and a hot mamma, give the novias a steam chat n follow me on instagram ;)
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I watch old cartoons, and I suck at csgo
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yo may name is savion, or novias, it doesn't matter wat you call me. im a pro gamer and a boxer, and a really good shittalker. im all about the hot ladies, so if you aare out there and a hot mamma, give the novias a steam chat n follow me on instagram ;)
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I watch anime and Jack off to hentai n subscribe to my youtube channel
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I say the same thing over and over again instead of being original.
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I like to use the troll face emoticon. I also suck at BF 4.
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I worship the great doge everyday.
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I don't even make maps.
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I took over Japan with another Asian
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I'm good at Csgo :trollface:out
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I lift and don't eat anything
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Pikachu.
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UMG LOKE SHUT UP GAWD
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whats a vagina
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whats a vagina
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"I'll have you know, it's nothin personell, kid."
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SHUT UP
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I used to be a squeaker
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I still am.
FILTHY FRANK IS MY WAIFU
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My voice believed it could fly.
It did.