Well, they ARE zombies, they arent suppose to be like the 28 days later zombies.
hurr durr im a human i can explode when people touch me
hurr durr i can rip my flesh off and throw it at people, it inflicts damage
hurr durr i jump on top of huge buildings, im totally normal
hurr durr im a tiny little fagcrab, i can spit poison, be sucky, have low hp and can annoy people
hurr durr im an invisible human, im totally legit
hurr dur- No.