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Things that has made you speechless
« on: January 22, 2013, 08:12:51 AM »
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Basically a topic on things that have happened to you that has made you 'speechless'


My one would be recently in my Biology class, i was talking to my friend about the way she sneezes in class. It lead to me accidentally complementing her which made her out of the blue hug me very tight. (Yes i loss my Hug Virginity). No one saw us and i was... speechless :>

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Re: Things that has made you speechless
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2013, 08:19:28 AM »
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Finding some one in New York of the same age as me that was actually worth my intellect.

       
                                                

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Re: Things that has made you speechless
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2013, 11:09:38 AM »
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Generally whenever someone displays an extraordinary lack of intelligence.

The most vivid I recall being someone who believed anarchy could actually work in a world with nuclear weapons.

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Re: Things that has made you speechless
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2013, 11:20:04 AM »
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Marie's beautiful glorious penis. It's so great it blinds you after seeing it. But it's worth it.

Okayz serious timez.  I can't think of anything except for when people are retarded and get shocked when something bad happens during their retardedness. People who lack common sense and just walk slowly across busy streets.

Most recent thing with friends I can recall was being with one friend and their friends and they were talking about how the Illuminati controls everything. And how everyone who is famous is gay because they all have to sleep with each other and shit. And how everything has a cover up story. Shit was retarded.
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Re: Things that has made you speechless
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2013, 11:32:35 AM »
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Re: Things that has made you speechless
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2013, 12:07:05 PM »
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Re: Things that has made you speechless
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2013, 12:14:06 PM »
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#Cutforbieber
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That shit was gold. I still can't believe they pulled it off.
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Re: Things that has made you speechless
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2013, 12:22:11 PM »
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Probably going to have to go with Bishop here, people and their ignorance man. I have heard some pretty shitty things, that make me want to like, cry myself to sleep at night. Also when people lack being able to actually learn from their shitty ass mistakes, and just keep acting like dicks to people and think they can get away with it, which also goes along with being an ignorant fuck. I think that about sums it up.
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Re: Things that has made you speechless
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2013, 12:46:51 PM »
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I was told that I was the fastest and one of the smartest in all of my school. Made me speechless as there are a lot of kids at my school.

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Re: Things that has made you speechless
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2013, 01:21:07 PM »
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When gossip girls (usually in front of the class) talk/laugh while the teacher lectures. It's irritating as fuck and I want to slap those bitches shitless every time they open their fucking traps.

Also when friends move away and he/she doesn't even hint at it.
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Re: Things that has made you speechless
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2013, 01:38:44 PM »
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Generally whenever someone displays an extraordinary lack of intelligence.

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When someone forms a completely stereotypical, outlandish and incorrect persona for you only by looking at you, and when you speak to them about something you both like, they act as if you just showed them the face of God.

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When I handed in my English Essay and my Grade 10 English teacher called me a 'Phillosopher trapped in an English student's body".

Intricate dreams that you don't intend to dream, but stay in your head for the next 5 months.

Someone doing something incredibly stupid but accidental like trip on their own feet, seem as if they're going to smash their face into the floor, and somehow end up magically on their feet again.

When people go 90mph on thin ice on a freeway in a small sedan in order to overtake a small dump truck.

Sometimes when I learn something new.

Sunsets.

Almost electrocuting myself once, but instead just putting on a light show that didn't hurt.

When all of my whole IRL connections forget about my birthday for a whole year (save for the few who hate asking people about their birthdays) But I'mnotevenmad, just kind of speechless.


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Re: Things that has made you speechless
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2013, 02:38:30 PM »
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Same as the generic reasons everyone else is giving, ignorance, stupidity, sheer lack of intelligence.

Recently though this video, though fictional was still pretty moving.
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Re: Things that has made you speechless
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2013, 03:11:44 PM »
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Today a girl said to me something along the lines of:
"Did you know the Sandy Hook shooting didn't really happen?"

I feel bad for people that live a life of such paranoia.
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Re: Things that has made you speechless
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2013, 04:00:10 PM »
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I think one of the dumbest shit I heard was in my history class, some bitch infront of me was reading this article about socialism because that was our assignment; and all I hear is her reading out loud, "Obama said *etc etc etc* do you agree with him? Why or why not? Well I hate Obama, and even though I didn't read the article I am going to not agree because he is just a bad person."

I turned to my lame ass partner and said out loud, "It's people like her who make me want to kill myself."
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Re: Things that has made you speechless
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2013, 04:09:40 PM »
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Thank you Marie for the sprite.