Carbonated, artificially flavored drank.
My favorite drink of all time would most certainly have to be Cranberry Juice, or specifically:
bitch quit your hipstering ass shit with your drank
You start trying to talk about healthy shit I'll beat your ass.
One serving of your shit is almost as bad as Jones is, and I don't know anyone that drinks Jones as much as you drink cranberry juice
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Also carbonation and artificial flavouring has arguably low effects on health.