The official oh god this is disturbing thread

[TehHank]

Why the fuck would you drink lemon juice if you can drink apple juice instead?
Everyone knows Apple juice/Cider is the beverage of choice for gods and TehHank

Fixed it for you buddy

[Osme]

My head guy smashed open when my sister pushed me down the stairs.
Probably explains why I'm not the brightest.

I had to read this a few times before I figured it out.

I drank a month old cup full of apple juice and dead bees when I was young.

There were bees living in my attic a long time back. When I was 7, they ate through the wall suddenly, and I came home to THOUSANDS of dead bees all over my bed room.

[Frank]

Alright uh... I'm into fisting. Like, really really fucking extreme fisting. Like 2 arms all the way in, or half a leg.

Yeah.

Also, I've seen some shit on the deep web, and it be too rough to say here. Just pretend to be shocked.

And uh, sometimes I help people.

[Osme]

Alright uh... I'm into fisting. Like, really really fucking extreme fisting. Like 2 arms all the way in, or half a leg.

Yeah.

Holy shit.
Not any more

[Bomb Squad]

Alright uh... I'm into fisting. Like, really really fucking extreme fisting. Like 2 arms all the way in, or half a leg.

Yeah.

And uh, sometimes I help people.

Define "helping" :/

[Frank]

???Define "helping" :/

I-I-I tried to be funny by adding something normal... sorry...