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How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« on: December 13, 2012, 07:33:18 AM »
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http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
It's basically a short survey which tells you how many five year olds you could take on, it's pretty cool.
So yeah, post your results, here's mine


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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2012, 08:44:18 AM »
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It's too bad this isn't based off of statistics more. Like actual physical ability and not just your own view on your abilities.
Answered completely honestly from what I believe and I got 25.
Also, I answered everything I think would give highest results and got 39. I kind of want to know what stuff you entered.

EDIT: Apparently I can take 31 90 year olds though.
http://www.howmany90yearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
« Last Edit: December 13, 2012, 08:50:20 AM by Sabb »


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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2012, 08:59:06 AM »
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It's too bad this isn't based off of statistics more. Like actual physical ability and not just your own view on your abilities.
Answered completely honestly from what I believe and I got 25.
Also, I answered everything I think would give highest results and got 39. I kind of want to know what stuff you entered.
Well, yeah I don't think the test is accurate anyway, but these are my answers I picked:

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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2012, 09:03:40 AM »
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Well, yeah I don't think the test is accurate anyway, but these are my answers I picked:

1st part
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2nd part
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3th part
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Actually I chose mostly the same stuff then...
I believe I chose average body though, average balance, a few years of martial arts experience though, but only 1-2 fights, and I chose maybe for the dirty fighting one.


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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2012, 12:07:42 PM »
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18?


Clearly a survey about being unarmed.

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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2012, 12:48:08 PM »
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I got 23.

But I think the real answer is +/- 50 before being exausted, because we're not prone to get hit in the genitals. And I'm quite taller than at least 4 children at a time at my legs.

Sounds horrible, but that also makes swinging them easier.

Though I know that 5 year olds are capable of doing some crazy shit, and I don't ever think there would be a time other than a zombie apocalypse for me to be literally beating the shit out of 5 year olds.


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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2012, 01:40:00 PM »
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To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten :D

switching to that result got me 2 kids higher LOL
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2012, 02:18:40 PM »
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23. Good enough, I know I can now fight off a small horde of children.
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2012, 02:21:47 PM »
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Fuck, I won't even need to take the test.

I can probably take one 1 or 2, because 5 year olds just love to kick men in the groin...hard...with heavy objects.

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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2012, 02:34:44 PM »
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I could take on 22 it says.

       
                                                

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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2012, 02:59:46 PM »
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2012, 03:28:43 PM »
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I got 23 :)
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2012, 03:58:44 PM »
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