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Title: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: Prox on December 13, 2012, 07:33:18 AM

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/ (http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/)
It's basically a short survey which tells you how many five year olds you could take on, it's pretty cool.
So yeah, post your results, here's mine (http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5?kids=31)

Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: Sabb on December 13, 2012, 08:44:18 AM

It's too bad this isn't based off of statistics more. Like actual physical ability and not just your own view on your abilities.
Answered completely honestly from what I believe and I got 25.
Also, I answered everything I think would give highest results and got 39. I kind of want to know what stuff you entered.

EDIT: Apparently I can take 31 90 year olds though.
http://www.howmany90yearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/ (http://www.howmany90yearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/)

Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: Prox on December 13, 2012, 08:59:06 AM

Quote from: Sabb on December 13, 2012, 08:44:18 AM

It's too bad this isn't based off of statistics more. Like actual physical ability and not just your own view on your abilities.
Answered completely honestly from what I believe and I got 25.
Also, I answered everything I think would give highest results and got 39. I kind of want to know what stuff you entered.

Well, yeah I don't think the test is accurate anyway, but these are my answers I picked:

1st part

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

What's your body type?
   Athletic

How's your reach of your arms?
   I have a fairly good reach - my arms are nice and long

Which best describes your sense of balance:
 I have excellent balance

How high can you kick?
 More than 3 feet

How tall are you?
   Tall

How old are you?
 13-20

2nd part

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Do you have any martial arts experience?
   A little

In your lifetime, how many fights have you been in?
 8 or more

Do you have any experience fighting swarms, such as being chased by a bunch of pissed-off bees or playing starcraft against the Zerg?
Yes

Have you ever been trampled? (by a horse, at a rock concert, etc)
No

3th part

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

If desperate in a fight, would you resort to biting and/or eye-gouging? (Do you fight dirty?)
Yes

How would you feel about the fact that you're fighting a bunch of kids?
I'll do what I have to and fight just hard enough to win

During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?
 Yes, I'll do whatever it takes to win

Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: Sabb on December 13, 2012, 09:03:40 AM

Quote from: Prox on December 13, 2012, 08:59:06 AM

Well, yeah I don't think the test is accurate anyway, but these are my answers I picked:

1st part

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

What's your body type?
   Athletic

How's your reach of your arms?
   I have a fairly good reach - my arms are nice and long

Which best describes your sense of balance:
 I have excellent balance

How high can you kick?
 More than 3 feet

How tall are you?
   Tall

How old are you?
 13-20

2nd part

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Do you have any martial arts experience?
   A little

In your lifetime, how many fights have you been in?
 8 or more

Do you have any experience fighting swarms, such as being chased by a bunch of pissed-off bees or playing starcraft against the Zerg?
Yes

Have you ever been trampled? (by a horse, at a rock concert, etc)
No

3th part

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

If desperate in a fight, would you resort to biting and/or eye-gouging? (Do you fight dirty?)
Yes

How would you feel about the fact that you're fighting a bunch of kids?
I'll do what I have to and fight just hard enough to win

During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?
 Yes, I'll do whatever it takes to win

Actually I chose mostly the same stuff then...
I believe I chose average body though, average balance, a few years of martial arts experience though, but only 1-2 fights, and I chose maybe for the dirty fighting one.

Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: Deacon on December 13, 2012, 12:07:42 PM

18?


Clearly a survey about being unarmed.

Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on December 13, 2012, 12:48:08 PM

I got 23.

But I think the real answer is +/- 50 before being exausted, because we're not prone to get hit in the genitals. And I'm quite taller than at least 4 children at a time at my legs.

Sounds horrible, but that also makes swinging them easier.

Though I know that 5 year olds are capable of doing some crazy shit, and I don't ever think there would be a time other than a zombie apocalypse for me to be literally beating the shit out of 5 year olds.

Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: Lazer Blade on December 13, 2012, 01:21:40 PM

I got 27, http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5?kids=27. (http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5?kids=27.)

Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: coolzeldad on December 13, 2012, 01:40:00 PM

To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten :D

switching to that result got me 2 kids higher LOL

Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: Osme on December 13, 2012, 02:18:40 PM

23. Good enough, I know I can now fight off a small horde of children.

Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: Cake Faice on December 13, 2012, 02:21:47 PM

Fuck, I won't even need to take the test.

I can probably take one 1 or 2, because 5 year olds just love to kick men in the groin...hard...with heavy objects.

Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: Astropilot on December 13, 2012, 02:34:44 PM

I could take on 22 it says.

Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: Dale Feles on December 13, 2012, 02:59:46 PM

Quote from: Astropilot on December 13, 2012, 02:34:44 PM

I could take on 22 it says.

Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on December 13, 2012, 03:28:43 PM

I got 23 :)

Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: Viole on December 13, 2012, 03:58:44 PM

I win

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

:trollface:

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http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5?kids=999999999999999999999999 (http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5?kids=999999999999999999999999)

Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: blαh2355 on December 13, 2012, 04:10:36 PM

Quote from: TaNkBuStErS on December 13, 2012, 03:58:44 PM

I win

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:trollface:

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http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5?kids=999999999999999999999999 (http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5?kids=999999999999999999999999)

Oh you smart man.

Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: Sabb on December 13, 2012, 04:26:55 PM

Quote from: TaNkBuStErS on December 13, 2012, 03:58:44 PM

I win

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

:trollface:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5?kids=999999999999999999999999 (http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5?kids=999999999999999999999999)

Didn't even think of that...

Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: pyrosheep on December 13, 2012, 04:43:00 PM

probably isnt accurate

Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on December 13, 2012, 05:35:29 PM

http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5?kids=a%20lot%20of (http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5?kids=a%20lot%20of)

Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: Astropilot on December 13, 2012, 06:19:10 PM

http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5?kids=(%20%CD%A1%C2%B0%20%CD%9C%CA%96%20%CD%A1%C2%B0) (http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5?kids=(%20%CD%A1%C2%B0%20%CD%9C%CA%96%20%CD%A1%C2%B0))

Alright, enough.

Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: Jhon on December 14, 2012, 03:48:38 PM

Got 34 =O

Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: Castle on December 14, 2012, 03:56:51 PM

Being overweighted 5-year old puncher,... fun.


http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5?kids=23 (http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5?kids=23)

Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on December 14, 2012, 05:23:07 PM

Apparently i can take on 25 of them

Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: ๖Ϝцzsioᴎ on December 14, 2012, 08:14:35 PM

http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5?kids=0 (http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5?kids=0)

Oh okay.

Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: Ἆxule on December 14, 2012, 08:25:37 PM

Quote from: Ϝuzsioᴎ on December 14, 2012, 08:14:35 PM

http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5?kids=0 (http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5?kids=0)

Oh okay.

Didn't you say you were leaving?

Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: ๖Ϝцzsioᴎ on December 15, 2012, 01:30:43 AM

Quote from: Ἆxule on December 14, 2012, 08:25:37 PM

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Title: Re: How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
Post by: Ἆxule on December 15, 2012, 09:37:51 AM

Quote from: Ϝuzsioᴎ on December 14, 2012, 01:31:16 PM

Have fun without me.[/s]
I'll still be browsing active on the forums, If I do come back on the game I will probably not use my mic.



I thought about it and I think I'll just take a break from the RND servers or gaming in general.
Guess I never had the balls to actually leave.