Dead Baby Joke Thread

[Doctor Who]

Whats the difference between abortion and birth control?

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You get more fun out of ripping babies than preventing to make one

[Cake Faice]

Whats the difference between abortion and birth control?

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You get more fun out of ripping babies than preventing to make one

That one made me giggle uncontrollably.

[○ Μαρία ○]

Only for Pyro.

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As a joke. To a person who is a friend.

 Have you not a friend before? I'll assume not. Here let me explain.

Sometimes, friends poke fun at each other. Usually it is some kind of insult, but they never mean what they say and are just playing,  trying to make sounds come out of their friend. The sounds are "Ha, ha".

I hope you learned something new today.

Just like this thread, no one means what they say.(Or at least I hope not lol)

Though I already now like always the reason you tried to attack me for my joke before was because you hate me. Though this thread just makes you a hypocrite.

I will now act how you act towards all my posts.

FUCK YOU WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU LIKE KILLING BABIES?! YOU ARE A FUCKING SHIT HEAD I HOPE YOU GET RAPED IN PRISON!!!!!11

And to the guys who agreed with you, if they post here to they are also hypocrites. OR maybe just white knights trying to score points with her.

I've never can think of anything clever for dead baby jokes.

Please stop.

[Shawn]

Only for Pyro.

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As a joke. To a person who is a friend.

What the fuck?

What was the joke that is making people upset?

[HideoKojima]

What the fuck?

What was the joke that is making people upset?

http://forum.randomgs.com/index.php/topic,8602.690.html

http://forum.randomgs.com/index.php/topic,8602.705.html

Pretty sure it's just a biased thing towards me.

Please stop.

I guess sense it revolves around you, I'll stop. Still a complete BS situation though.

[Frank]

What you said was actually directed towards someone.

Fuck, wow, you might not be dumb, but your reactions to Hideo's 40% off comment sure make you seem like such. I mean, I don't even have anything against you, but that's probably the biggest overreaction you could come up with.



What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.

[Shawn]

http://forum.randomgs.com/index.php/topic,8602.690.html

http://forum.randomgs.com/index.php/topic,8602.705.html

Pretty sure it's just a biased thing towards me.

Is that srsly it? wow and here i thought it was something really offensive....

[○ Μαρία ○]

Fuck, wow, you might not be dumb, but your reactions to Hideo's 40% off comment sure make you seem like such. I mean, I don't even have anything against you, but that's probably the biggest overreaction you could come up with.



What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.

Wait, was that directed towards what I said? Because if so I haven't said anything about that whole thing until now? I was just getting tired of how it keeps getting brought up.

[pyrosheep]

Wait, was that directed towards what I said? Because if so I haven't said anything about that whole thing until now? I was just getting tired of how it keeps getting brought up.

Nothing was directed towards what you said, I was talking about about what he said on the post a picture of yourself thread.

[Frank]

Wait, was that directed towards what I said? Because if so I haven't said anything about that whole thing until now? I was just getting tired of how it keeps getting brought up.

The

Wait, was that directed towards what I said? Because if so I haven't said anything about that whole thing until now? I was just getting tired of how it keeps getting brought up.

I'm sorry, you can kill me now.

Damn it Tiger Guy, stop having women as your avatar. (I mistook your blonde hair full body pic for his, sorry Marie ;_;)

P.S.: your friend looks like Steve Buscemi

[Cake Faice]

Typical case of people spilling their spaghetti over girls on the internet.

[HideoKojima]

Fuck, wow, you might not be dumb, but your reactions to Hideo's 40% off comment sure make you seem like such. I mean, I don't even have anything against you, but that's probably the biggest overreaction you could come up with.



What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.

Is that srsly it? wow and here i thought it was something really offensive....

Yea, was pretty dumb. But she doesn't care(so she obviously saw it was a joke) My point was made, now let's drop this and talk about the dead babies from Demon's Souls who haunt my dreams.

Typical case of people spilling their spaghetti over girls on the internet.

You better b-back your ass up...

[Supertoaster]

This is stupid discussion. I demand more dead babies.

[Frank]

Dead babies? Trainspotting!

[Cake Faice]

What's the difference between a golf ball and a dead baby?
You yell "fore" when you hit the ball with a golf club.