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Title: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: Supertoaster on October 02, 2012, 11:00:48 PM

(http://i.imgur.com/0etgJ.gif)

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: Frank on October 03, 2012, 03:30:49 AM

What's funnier than a dead baby?

Two dead babies, of course.

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: Ἆxule on October 03, 2012, 03:31:41 AM

I don't find this funny

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: Tiger Guy on October 03, 2012, 04:29:53 AM

Quote from: Ἆxule on October 03, 2012, 03:31:41 AM

I don't find this funny

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c#ws)

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: Ἆxule on October 03, 2012, 04:31:26 AM

Quote from: Tiger Guy on October 03, 2012, 04:29:53 AM

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c#ws)

Yep. Nothing more, nothing less

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: Frank on October 03, 2012, 11:24:17 AM

Quote from: Ἆxule on October 03, 2012, 03:31:41 AM

I don't find this funny

I know, three is when dead babies get funny.

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: Astropilot on October 03, 2012, 11:29:51 AM

(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/First_fa3479_569717.png)

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: Shawn on October 03, 2012, 11:56:21 AM

Some I heard as a kid and whatnot

WARNING: could be very offensive

Whats worse then 10 dead babies in a garbage can?

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One dead baby in 10 garbage cans

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?

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The dog plays with it more.

How do you make a dead baby float?

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Take your foot off of it's head.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

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Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?

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A baby with a black eye!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

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When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles?

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Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?

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A Big mac

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?

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With a blender!

 
How do you get them out again?

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With tortilla chips!!!

 

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: pyrosheep on October 03, 2012, 12:41:10 PM

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
10 dead babies in a trash can.

What's worse than that?
One is at the bottom eating it's way out.

What's worse than that?
It's enjoying it.

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: HideoKojima on October 03, 2012, 02:21:41 PM

Quote from: pyrosheep on October 03, 2012, 12:41:10 PM

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
10 dead babies in a trash can.

What's worse than that?
One is at the bottom eating it's way out.

What's worse than that?
It's enjoying it.

So dead baby jokes are A-okay but jokes about girls are not? wut. Or were you just white knighting? ;p

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: Cake Faice on October 03, 2012, 02:46:56 PM

What's the best part about nailing a dead baby to a wall?

You get to rip it out and nail back on again.

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: HideoKojima on October 03, 2012, 02:53:45 PM

Quote from: Cake Faice on October 03, 2012, 02:46:56 PM

What's the best part about nailing a dead baby to a wall?

You get to rip it out and nail back on again.

That sounds kinky.

2kinky4 me.

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: pyrosheep on October 03, 2012, 04:11:09 PM

Quote from: HideoKojima on October 03, 2012, 02:21:41 PM

So dead baby jokes are A-okay but jokes about girls are not? wut. Or were you just white knighting? ;p

What you said was actually directed towards someone.

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: HideoKojima on October 03, 2012, 07:54:19 PM

Only for Pyro.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Quote from: pyrosheep on October 03, 2012, 04:11:09 PM

What you said was actually directed towards someone.

As a joke. To a person who is a friend.

 Have you not a friend before? I'll assume not. Here let me explain.

Sometimes, friends poke fun at each other. Usually it is some kind of insult, but they never mean what they say and are just playing,  trying to make sounds come out of their friend. The sounds are "Ha, ha".

I hope you learned something new today. :)

Just like this thread, no one means what they say.(Or at least I hope not lol)

Though I already now like always the reason you tried to attack me for my joke before was because you hate me. Though this thread just makes you a hypocrite.

I will now act how you act towards all my posts.

FUCK YOU WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU LIKE KILLING BABIES?! YOU ARE A FUCKING SHIT HEAD I HOPE YOU GET RAPED IN PRISON!!!!!11

And to the guys who agreed with you, if they post here to they are also hypocrites. OR maybe just white knights trying to score points with her.

I've never can think of anything clever for dead baby jokes.

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: ๖Ϝцzsioᴎ on October 03, 2012, 08:06:30 PM

Quote from: HideoKojima on October 03, 2012, 07:54:19 PM

Only for Pyro.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

As a joke. To a person who is a friend.

 Have you not a friend before? I'll assume not. Here let me explain.

Sometimes, friends poke fun at each other. Usually it is some kind of insult, but they never mean what they say and are just playing,  trying to make sounds come out of their friend. The sounds are "Ha, ha".

I hope you learned something new today. :)

Just like this thread, no one means what they say.(Or at least I hope not lol)

Though I already now like always the reason you tried to attack me for my joke before was because you hate me. Though this thread just makes you a hypocrite.

I will now act how you act towards all my posts.

FUCK YOU WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU LIKE KILLING BABIES?! YOU ARE A FUCKING SHIT HEAD I HOPE YOU GET RAPED IN PRISON!!!!!11

And to the guys who agreed with you, if they post here to they are also hypocrites. OR maybe just white knights trying to score points with her.

I've never can think of anything clever for dead baby jokes.

hey
hideo
hey
stahp.

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: Doctor Who on October 03, 2012, 08:18:58 PM

Whats the difference between abortion and birth control?

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You get more fun out of ripping babies than preventing to make one

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: Cake Faice on October 03, 2012, 08:27:10 PM

Quote from: Doctor Who on October 03, 2012, 08:18:58 PM

Whats the difference between abortion and birth control?

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You get more fun out of ripping babies than preventing to make one

That one made me giggle uncontrollably.

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on October 03, 2012, 11:01:12 PM

Quote from: HideoKojima on October 03, 2012, 07:54:19 PM

Only for Pyro.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

As a joke. To a person who is a friend.

 Have you not a friend before? I'll assume not. Here let me explain.

Sometimes, friends poke fun at each other. Usually it is some kind of insult, but they never mean what they say and are just playing,  trying to make sounds come out of their friend. The sounds are "Ha, ha".

I hope you learned something new today. :)

Just like this thread, no one means what they say.(Or at least I hope not lol)

Though I already now like always the reason you tried to attack me for my joke before was because you hate me. Though this thread just makes you a hypocrite.

I will now act how you act towards all my posts.

FUCK YOU WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU LIKE KILLING BABIES?! YOU ARE A FUCKING SHIT HEAD I HOPE YOU GET RAPED IN PRISON!!!!!11

And to the guys who agreed with you, if they post here to they are also hypocrites. OR maybe just white knights trying to score points with her.

I've never can think of anything clever for dead baby jokes.

Please stop.

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: Shawn on October 04, 2012, 12:50:14 AM

Quote from: HideoKojima on October 03, 2012, 07:54:19 PM

Only for Pyro.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

As a joke. To a person who is a friend.

What the fuck?

What was the joke that is making people upset?

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: HideoKojima on October 04, 2012, 07:37:39 AM

Quote from: Shawn on October 04, 2012, 12:50:14 AM

What the fuck?

What was the joke that is making people upset?

http://forum.randomgs.com/index.php/topic,8602.690.html (http://forum.randomgs.com/index.php/topic,8602.690.html)

http://forum.randomgs.com/index.php/topic,8602.705.html (http://forum.randomgs.com/index.php/topic,8602.705.html)

Pretty sure it's just a biased thing towards me.

Quote from: KHMarie on October 03, 2012, 11:01:12 PM

Please stop.

I guess sense it revolves around you, I'll stop. Still a complete BS situation though.

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: Frank on October 04, 2012, 10:23:00 AM

Quote from: pyrosheep on October 03, 2012, 04:11:09 PM

What you said was actually directed towards someone.

Fuck, wow, you might not be dumb, but your reactions to Hideo's 40% off comment sure make you seem like such. I mean, I don't even have anything against you, but that's probably the biggest overreaction you could come up with.



What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: Shawn on October 04, 2012, 10:31:12 AM

Quote from: HideoKojima on October 04, 2012, 07:37:39 AM

http://forum.randomgs.com/index.php/topic,8602.690.html (http://forum.randomgs.com/index.php/topic,8602.690.html)

http://forum.randomgs.com/index.php/topic,8602.705.html (http://forum.randomgs.com/index.php/topic,8602.705.html)

Pretty sure it's just a biased thing towards me.

Is that srsly it? wow and here i thought it was something really offensive....

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on October 04, 2012, 11:32:08 AM

Quote from: Patrick on October 04, 2012, 10:23:00 AM

Fuck, wow, you might not be dumb, but your reactions to Hideo's 40% off comment sure make you seem like such. I mean, I don't even have anything against you, but that's probably the biggest overreaction you could come up with.



What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.

Wait, was that directed towards what I said? Because if so I haven't said anything about that whole thing until now? I was just getting tired of how it keeps getting brought up.

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: pyrosheep on October 04, 2012, 02:18:02 PM

Quote from: KHMarie on October 04, 2012, 11:32:08 AM

Wait, was that directed towards what I said? Because if so I haven't said anything about that whole thing until now? I was just getting tired of how it keeps getting brought up.

Nothing was directed towards what you said, I was talking about about what he said on the post a picture of yourself thread.

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: Frank on October 04, 2012, 02:38:59 PM

Quote from: KHMarie on October 04, 2012, 11:32:08 AM

Wait, was that directed towards what I said? Because if so I haven't said anything about that whole thing until now? I was just getting tired of how it keeps getting brought up.

The

Quote from: KHMarie on October 04, 2012, 11:32:08 AM

Wait, was that directed towards what I said? Because if so I haven't said anything about that whole thing until now? I was just getting tired of how it keeps getting brought up.

I'm sorry, you can kill me now.

Damn it Tiger Guy, stop having women as your avatar. (I mistook your blonde hair full body pic for his, sorry Marie ;_;)

P.S.: your friend looks like Steve Buscemi

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: Cake Faice on October 04, 2012, 04:01:23 PM

Typical case of people spilling their spaghetti over girls on the internet.

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: HideoKojima on October 04, 2012, 04:35:13 PM

Quote from: Patrick on October 04, 2012, 10:23:00 AM

Fuck, wow, you might not be dumb, but your reactions to Hideo's 40% off comment sure make you seem like such. I mean, I don't even have anything against you, but that's probably the biggest overreaction you could come up with.



What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.

Quote from: Shawn on October 04, 2012, 10:31:12 AM

Is that srsly it? wow and here i thought it was something really offensive....

Yea, was pretty dumb. But she doesn't care(so she obviously saw it was a joke) My point was made, now let's drop this and talk about the dead babies from Demon's Souls who haunt my dreams.

Quote from: Cake Faice on October 04, 2012, 04:01:23 PM

Typical case of people spilling their spaghetti over girls on the internet.

You better b-back your ass up...

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: Supertoaster on October 04, 2012, 04:39:57 PM

This is stupid discussion. I demand more dead babies.

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: Frank on October 04, 2012, 05:00:54 PM

Dead babies? Trainspotting!

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: Cake Faice on October 04, 2012, 05:02:38 PM

What's the difference between a golf ball and a dead baby?
You yell "fore" when you hit the ball with a golf club.

Title: Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
Post by: Doctor Who on October 04, 2012, 09:37:26 PM

Quote from: Cake Faice on October 04, 2012, 05:02:38 PM

What's the difference between a golf ball and a dead baby?
You yell "fore" when you hit the ball with a golf club.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a shake weight?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You have fun breaking necks while working out than a shake weight