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Dead Baby Joke Thread
« on: October 02, 2012, 11:00:48 PM »
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Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2012, 03:30:49 AM »
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What's funnier than a dead baby?

Two dead babies, of course.

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Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2012, 03:31:41 AM »
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I don't find this funny

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Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2012, 11:24:17 AM »
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I don't find this funny
I know, three is when dead babies get funny.

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Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2012, 11:29:51 AM »
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Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2012, 11:56:21 AM »
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Some I heard as a kid and whatnot

WARNING: could be very offensive

Whats worse then 10 dead babies in a garbage can?
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
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How do you make a dead baby float?
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles?
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What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?
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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
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Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2012, 12:41:10 PM »
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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
10 dead babies in a trash can.

What's worse than that?
One is at the bottom eating it's way out.

What's worse than that?
It's enjoying it.
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Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2012, 02:21:41 PM »
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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
10 dead babies in a trash can.

What's worse than that?
One is at the bottom eating it's way out.

What's worse than that?
It's enjoying it.

So dead baby jokes are A-okay but jokes about girls are not? wut. Or were you just white knighting? ;p
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Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2012, 02:46:56 PM »
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What's the best part about nailing a dead baby to a wall?

You get to rip it out and nail back on again.

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Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2012, 02:53:45 PM »
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What's the best part about nailing a dead baby to a wall?

You get to rip it out and nail back on again.

That sounds kinky.

2kinky4 me.
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Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2012, 04:11:09 PM »
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So dead baby jokes are A-okay but jokes about girls are not? wut. Or were you just white knighting? ;p
What you said was actually directed towards someone.
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Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2012, 07:54:19 PM »
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Only for Pyro.
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I've never can think of anything clever for dead baby jokes.
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Re: Dead Baby Joke Thread
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2012, 08:06:30 PM »
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Only for Pyro.
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I've never can think of anything clever for dead baby jokes.
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