Don't buy iPhone 5

[YomoFox]

[coolzeldad]

Sausage v1 will be my first smart phone.

[Tiger Guy]

You forgot to add that if you drop a sausage, you can still use it.

[[Valor]iPounce]

They will never be stolen by Snatchers.

[Astropilot]

Edible device

[○ Μαρία ○]

They don't sue other companies.

[Deacon]

They don't sue other companies.

Your sausage looks vaguely like my sausage!
if you know what i mean

[○ Μαρία ○]

Your sausage looks vaguely like my sausage!
if you know what i mean

The design may look the same, but mine is bigger and darker.

[Tiger Guy]

The design may look the same, but mine is bigger and darker.

Who the hell wants a burnt sausage?

I'll take Deacon's sausage.

[blαh2355]

Who the hell wants a burnt sausage?

I'll take Deacon's sausage.

Better yet his sausage gun.

[○ Μαρία ○]

Who the hell wants a burnt sausage?

I'll take Deacon's sausage.

My sausage isn't burnt, it's just well cooked and juicy, it's "The Sausage 5"

[Tiger Guy]

My sausage isn't burnt, it's just well cooked and juicy, it's "The Sausage 5"

Bullshit. If your sausage is so good, why do you have to change it up twice every year?

[Supertoaster]

iWeiner

[Frank]

Another interesting fact is that, whereas putting ketchup on an iPhone will most likely render it unusable, putting ketchup on a sausage upgrades it.

[Rocket50]

False Advertising.

Sausages are not waterproof. Haven't you ever heard


              Never

Wieners           Eat

              Soggy