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Title: Don't buy iPhone 5
Post by: YomoFox on September 15, 2012, 01:21:11 AM
(http://filesmelt.com/dl/A20H7kZCAAI4kDp.jpg_large_.jpg)
Title: Re: Don't buy iPhone 5
Post by: coolzeldad on September 15, 2012, 02:25:00 AM
Quote from: YomoFox on September 15, 2012, 01:21:11 AM
(http://filesmelt.com/dl/A20H7kZCAAI4kDp.jpg_large_.jpg)

Sausage v1 will be my first smart phone.
Title: Re: Don't buy iPhone 5
Post by: Tiger Guy on September 15, 2012, 04:16:38 AM
You forgot to add that if you drop a sausage, you can still use it.
Title: Re: Don't buy iPhone 5
Post by: [Valor]iPounce on September 15, 2012, 04:33:07 AM
They will never be stolen by Snatchers.
Title: Re: Don't buy iPhone 5
Post by: Astropilot on September 15, 2012, 06:50:05 AM
Edible device
Title: Re: Don't buy iPhone 5
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on September 15, 2012, 08:28:13 AM
They don't sue other companies.
Title: Re: Don't buy iPhone 5
Post by: Deacon on September 15, 2012, 11:35:21 AM
Quote from: KHMarie on September 15, 2012, 08:28:13 AM
They don't sue other companies.


Your sausage looks vaguely like my sausage!
if you know what i mean
Title: Re: Don't buy iPhone 5
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on September 15, 2012, 01:31:54 PM
Quote from: Deacon on September 15, 2012, 11:35:21 AM

Your sausage looks vaguely like my sausage!
if you know what i mean
The design may look the same, but mine is bigger and darker.
Title: Re: Don't buy iPhone 5
Post by: Tiger Guy on September 15, 2012, 01:48:30 PM
Quote from: KHMarie on September 15, 2012, 01:31:54 PM
The design may look the same, but mine is bigger and darker.
Who the hell wants a burnt sausage?

I'll take Deacon's sausage.
Title: Re: Don't buy iPhone 5
Post by: blαh2355 on September 15, 2012, 02:08:16 PM
Quote from: Tiger Guy on September 15, 2012, 01:48:30 PM
Who the hell wants a burnt sausage?

I'll take Deacon's sausage.
Better yet his sausage gun.
Title: Re: Don't buy iPhone 5
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on September 15, 2012, 02:26:27 PM
Quote from: Tiger Guy on September 15, 2012, 01:48:30 PM
Who the hell wants a burnt sausage?

I'll take Deacon's sausage.
My sausage isn't burnt, it's just well cooked and juicy, it's "The Sausage 5"
Title: Re: Don't buy iPhone 5
Post by: Tiger Guy on September 15, 2012, 02:28:03 PM
Quote from: KHMarie on September 15, 2012, 02:26:27 PM
My sausage isn't burnt, it's just well cooked and juicy, it's "The Sausage 5"
Bullshit. If your sausage is so good, why do you have to change it up twice every year?
Title: Re: Don't buy iPhone 5
Post by: Supertoaster on September 15, 2012, 02:42:39 PM
iWeiner
Title: Re: Don't buy iPhone 5
Post by: Frank on September 15, 2012, 04:31:05 PM
Another interesting fact is that, whereas putting ketchup on an iPhone will most likely render it unusable, putting ketchup on a sausage upgrades it.
Title: Re: Don't buy iPhone 5
Post by: Rocket50 on September 16, 2012, 07:04:09 PM
False Advertising.

Sausages are not waterproof. Haven't you ever heard


              Never

Wieners           Eat

              Soggy

 :troll: :troll: :troll: :troll: :troll: :troll: :troll:
Title: Re: Don't buy iPhone 5
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on September 21, 2012, 04:18:16 PM
Quote from: Rocket50 on September 16, 2012, 07:04:09 PM
False Advertising.

Sausages are not waterproof. Haven't you ever heard


              Never

Wieners           Eat

              Soggy


Wait, so do they come with a Haptic compass, or did I get my Sausage wet?