Near Death Experiences

[Astropilot]

I once smashed my head against the wall because I hate everything.

[cogsandspigots]

This was in 2001, when people used to try to split pencils apart and play with the roll of lead/graphite as well as try to put wads of toilet paper on the ceiling.

Doctors said that I would have gotten lead poisoning if they hadn't removed it from my arm .-.

Either I don't remember correctly or doctor was derp.

Lead poisoning

Although lead has not been used for writing since Roman times, lead poisoning from pencils was not uncommon; until the middle of the twentieth century the paint used for the outer coating could contain high concentrations of the element and this could be ingested when the pencil was sucked or chewed.

So, maybe you got some of the paint in the wound.

[Deacon]

I ride a motorcycle. People nearly kill me every day

[[Valor]iPounce]

Once got hit by a Car. Just went flying, stand up, said I'm okay and walk away to go home.

[Seb]

Which reminds me, I got impaled by a pencil pretty badly in groin area (my only fight ever, and the son of a bitch sharpened his pencil) when I was in 3rd grade. Shit bled pretty badly, and I went to the doctor but don't remember anything he said, although the scar is pretty close to where the femoral artery is.

[The Ghost Of Anony Mouse]

Which reminds me, I got impaled by a pencil pretty badly in groin area (my only fight ever, and the son of a bitch sharpened his pencil) when I was in 3rd grade. Shit bled pretty badly, and I went to the doctor but don't remember anything he said, although the scar is pretty close to where the femoral artery is.

ouch

[Sabb]

Which reminds me, I got impaled by a pencil pretty badly in groin area (my only fight ever, and the son of a bitch sharpened his pencil) when I was in 3rd grade. Shit bled pretty badly, and I went to the doctor but don't remember anything he said, although the scar is pretty close to where the femoral artery is.

Dude what kind of a guy sharpens a pencil and stabs you in the crouch with it in a fight?
That's pretty pathetic.

[Seb]

Dude what kind of a guy sharpens a pencil and stabs you in the crouch with it in a fight?

A kid.

[Devie]

one time i finished watching tarzan for the first time.
I was pretending to swing on things
Then I saw the blinds' string
I tried to swing but I got caught in it

almost hung myself and stuff

[Peetah]

Almost broke my neck trying to do a backwards handspring couple weeks ago.
I can do it now so its k.

[Lavenchie]

This one time my cousin and my sister were playing with a sombrero and I wanted to wear that hat REALLY badly, so they played keep away with it and put it on a lamp. Me being my dumb 8 year old self decided to climb up on the couch next to it and jump on the lamp to get it, light bulb shattered and stabbed me in 32 different places and one shard almost went through my heart, By time anyone decided to do anything I was passed out in my own pool of blood, woke up the next day hooked up to an IV machine in the hospital, Still have a scar where they had to stitch me shut.

[Viole]

Well I was in a car accident 2 years ago on the weekend school ended. The car spun out of the lane, went 3 lanes to the left, and the car was hit by a row of cars hit by a stupid driver in the back (6 cars)

[Zevante]

I was trying to get out of my garage before the door closed, but theres a censor to check if anything is below the door when it's closing. When I got to the censor I jumped over it and slammed my head on the closing door, then fell backwords and landed on the back of my head.

[memo3300]

tried to do a backflip in a scooter when i was 5-7 years old... the 8 pounds  break landed like 2 inches away from my head.

[Supertoaster]

I got ran over by my own bike.