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Title: Near Death Experiences
Post by: Purple on June 02, 2012, 12:57:10 PM
one time I almost shot myself with a gun I thought was fake
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Post by: Sabb on June 02, 2012, 01:01:40 PM
one time I almost shot myself with a gun I thought was fake
gg Purple
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Post by: Tiger Guy on June 02, 2012, 01:04:18 PM
One time I got hit by a gokart going at least 15 mph.
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Post by: Supertoaster on June 02, 2012, 01:12:11 PM
when I was little I smashed my eye into the corner of a coffee table
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Post by: Lazer Blade on June 02, 2012, 01:34:18 PM
When i was little I got a hold of a knife and stabbed myself in the  forehead.
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Post by: blαh2355 on June 02, 2012, 01:42:58 PM
When I was about 6, I fell off a tricycle and scraped my knee really bad. I was going up a hill and it tipped over... very slowly. Luckily some other kids were nearby and picked me up to my house.
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Post by: Foofoojack on June 02, 2012, 02:04:42 PM
when i was 6 i died
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Post by: Supertoaster on June 02, 2012, 02:26:42 PM
when i was 6 i died
ten who was fone?!
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Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on June 02, 2012, 04:04:53 PM
I almost got drowned by a boat once.
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Post by: Cheesicle on June 02, 2012, 06:29:29 PM
In 2005, I was in South-East Asia for vacation. I left the islands one day before the tsunami struck.
2 students who were brothers at my school weren't so lucky. They were killed along with their parents. The only survivor from their family was their little sister.

in 2009, I was at Redondo Beach in LA, when I accidentally swam out too far from the shoreline. Almost drowned, had it not been for my adrenaline rush.
Title: Re: Near Death Experiences
Post by: The Ghost Of Anony Mouse on June 03, 2012, 10:37:38 AM
i almost did nothing now i am nothing
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Post by: Seb on June 03, 2012, 06:01:54 PM
Can an admin move some of these posts into a "near-death experiences" thread?

A big-ass TV fell on me when I was four, came out without any damage. But it was one of those heavy ones, like 50 pounds.
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Post by: Sabb on June 03, 2012, 07:54:26 PM
Rather than derailing Roach's post... post near death experiences here.
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Post by: cogsandspigots on June 03, 2012, 08:06:10 PM
When I was 8, I took an arrow in the knee was diving in a lake (no gear, just holding my breath).
I was searching for a pair of sunglasses I dropped in the water. My leg got stuck between 2 rocks.
I was trapped for a good 20 seconds before I got my leg free.
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Post by: Cake Faice on June 03, 2012, 08:11:15 PM
I almost choked to death one time on an ice-cube. Thank god that it was a very hot day outside and that the water pipes were pretty warm, so I guzzled down somewhat hot water and it melted the ice-cube.
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Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on June 04, 2012, 07:43:45 AM
when i was 5 i allmost choked on a necklace while playing with it and ended up swallowing it,i shat it out the other day...

when i was 12 my mom was coming around the corner with a plate and a knife in her hands,i was running in the house and nearly bumped into her,it could've pierced my throat
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Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on June 04, 2012, 07:53:33 AM
when i was 5 i allmost choked on a necklace while playing with it and ended up swallowing it,i shat it out the other day...

when i was 12 my mom was coming around the corner with a plate and a knife in her hands,i was running in the house and nearly bumped into her,it could've pierced my throat
Well... Isn't that lovely.
Title: Re: Near Death Experiences
Post by: Sabb on June 04, 2012, 08:07:35 AM

Well... Isn't that lovely.
MARIE PLEASE DON'T DOUBLE POST
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Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on June 04, 2012, 08:13:05 AM
MARIE PLEASE DON'T DOUBLE POST
GODDAMMIT SABB IT WAS MY PHONE. I SWEAR TO GOD, THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO TAKE THE DAMN THING AND SLIT MY THROAT WITH IT.
Title: Re: Near Death Experiences
Post by: Sabb on June 04, 2012, 08:15:30 AM
GODDAMMIT SABB IT WAS MY PHONE. I SWEAR TO GOD, THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO TAKE THE DAMN THING AND SLIT MY THROAT WITH IT.
MARIE CALM DOWN
JUST DON'T DO IT AGAIN PLEASE
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Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on June 04, 2012, 08:16:58 AM
MARIE CALM DOWN
JUST DON'T DO IT AGAIN PLEASE
I hate you. ;-;
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Post by: Deacon on June 04, 2012, 09:56:21 AM
Marie, WAP2 is your friend.
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Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on June 04, 2012, 11:16:03 AM
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

tl;dr childhood fun
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Post by: cogsandspigots on June 04, 2012, 11:27:53 AM


Almost lead poisoning by pencil stab.



(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/554/facepalm.jpg)

Graphite is not toxic.
Title: Re: Near Death Experiences
Post by: Juan_Ambriz on June 04, 2012, 12:30:42 PM
When i was like three i was shaking a night stand and the bigass TV that was on it fell on me,
(http://www.worldtvpc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/old_tv.jpg)

When i was like twelve i was helping my dad fix up a house, i got the staple gun, aimed it at my face thinking i had it the other way, and was literally, not even fucking kidding, LITERALLY 5 seconds away from shooting it when my dad yelled my name and was like "JUAN QUE FREGADOS ESTAS ACIENDO!?!" (WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?)

I was outside about to get my lawn mower, when i was holding the bar that makes the Mower move i felt something crawling on my arm, thinking it was grass i was about to brush it off, until i saw it was a bigass Black widow, i slamed it off went inside and was screaming and crying lol, i hate bigass Hornets and spider.
Title: Re: Near Death Experiences
Post by: Alphaggot on June 04, 2012, 12:41:06 PM
Graphite is not toxic.

More or less than ten years ago pencils were made of lead.
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Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on June 04, 2012, 12:47:46 PM
More or less than ten years ago pencils were made of lead.

This was in 2001, when people used to try to split pencils apart and play with the roll of lead/graphite as well as try to put wads of toilet paper on the ceiling.

Doctors said that I would have gotten lead poisoning if they hadn't removed it from my arm .-.

Either I don't remember correctly or doctor was derp.
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Post by: Prox on June 04, 2012, 12:49:00 PM
I fell out of my bed when I was 4.
I almost got hit by a car while bicycling when I was about 12.
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Post by: Dale Feles on June 04, 2012, 12:57:03 PM
Almost drowned because of a friend (Was like, 4, didin't know how to swim, friend starts yanking me in middle of the pool claiming he'll show me how to swim.)

Almost got hit by a car this year while leaving the bus.

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Post by: semy32 on June 04, 2012, 01:24:52 PM
When I was 6 I nearly drowned in our pool.

When I was 8 I slipped and broke my arm. If I fell incorrectly then I'd break my neck.

When I was 13 I was very close to drowning when I was vomiting, I couldn't stop vomiting to breathe and it went up into my nose.

This year I jumped on my bed and slammed my head into the metal side of it.

When I was 14 I ran into a car with my bicycle.

When I was 16 I shot our BB gun from close range and the bullet ricochetted off the target. It was very close to my head.
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Post by: Astropilot on June 04, 2012, 02:30:54 PM
I once smashed my head against the wall because I hate everything.
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Post by: cogsandspigots on June 04, 2012, 02:36:41 PM
This was in 2001, when people used to try to split pencils apart and play with the roll of lead/graphite as well as try to put wads of toilet paper on the ceiling.

Doctors said that I would have gotten lead poisoning if they hadn't removed it from my arm .-.

Either I don't remember correctly or doctor was derp.

Quote from: Wikipedia
Lead poisoning

Although lead has not been used for writing since Roman times, lead poisoning from pencils was not uncommon; until the middle of the twentieth century the paint used for the outer coating could contain high concentrations of the element and this could be ingested when the pencil was sucked or chewed.

So, maybe you got some of the paint in the wound.
Title: Re: Near Death Experiences
Post by: Deacon on June 04, 2012, 11:37:10 PM
I ride a motorcycle. People nearly kill me every day
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Post by: [Valor]iPounce on June 05, 2012, 03:16:28 AM
Once got hit by a Car. Just went flying, stand up, said I'm okay and walk away to go home.
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Post by: Seb on June 05, 2012, 06:23:07 AM
Which reminds me, I got impaled by a pencil pretty badly in groin area (my only fight ever, and the son of a bitch sharpened his pencil) when I was in 3rd grade. Shit bled pretty badly, and I went to the doctor but don't remember anything he said, although the scar is pretty close to where the femoral artery is.
Title: Re: Near Death Experiences
Post by: The Ghost Of Anony Mouse on June 05, 2012, 08:37:00 AM
Which reminds me, I got impaled by a pencil pretty badly in groin area (my only fight ever, and the son of a bitch sharpened his pencil) when I was in 3rd grade. Shit bled pretty badly, and I went to the doctor but don't remember anything he said, although the scar is pretty close to where the femoral artery is.

ouch
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Post by: Sabb on June 05, 2012, 09:29:17 AM
Which reminds me, I got impaled by a pencil pretty badly in groin area (my only fight ever, and the son of a bitch sharpened his pencil) when I was in 3rd grade. Shit bled pretty badly, and I went to the doctor but don't remember anything he said, although the scar is pretty close to where the femoral artery is.
Dude what kind of a guy sharpens a pencil and stabs you in the crouch with it in a fight?
That's pretty pathetic.
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Post by: Seb on June 05, 2012, 12:40:07 PM
Dude what kind of a guy sharpens a pencil and stabs you in the crouch with it in a fight?

A kid.
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Post by: Devie on June 05, 2012, 01:01:00 PM
one time i finished watching tarzan for the first time.
I was pretending to swing on things
Then I saw the blinds' string
I tried to swing but I got caught in it

almost hung myself and stuff
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Post by: Peetah on June 07, 2012, 12:26:01 PM
Almost broke my neck trying to do a backwards handspring couple weeks ago.
I can do it now so its k.
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Post by: Lavenchie on June 07, 2012, 12:45:30 PM
This one time my cousin and my sister were playing with a sombrero and I wanted to wear that hat REALLY badly, so they played keep away with it and put it on a lamp. Me being my dumb 8 year old self decided to climb up on the couch next to it and jump on the lamp to get it, light bulb shattered and stabbed me in 32 different places and one shard almost went through my heart, By time anyone decided to do anything I was passed out in my own pool of blood, woke up the next day hooked up to an IV machine in the hospital, Still have a scar where they had to stitch me shut.
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Post by: Viole on June 07, 2012, 01:59:01 PM
Well I was in a car accident 2 years ago on the weekend school ended. The car spun out of the lane, went 3 lanes to the left, and the car was hit by a row of cars hit by a stupid driver in the back (6 cars)
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Post by: Zevante on June 07, 2012, 02:06:44 PM
I was trying to get out of my garage before the door closed, but theres a censor to check if anything is below the door when it's closing. When I got to the censor I jumped over it and slammed my head on the closing door, then fell backwords and landed on the back of my head.
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Post by: memo3300 on June 07, 2012, 08:28:02 PM
tried to do a backflip in a scooter when i was 5-7 years old... the 8 pounds  break landed like 2 inches away from my head.
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Post by: Supertoaster on June 08, 2012, 11:39:56 AM
I got ran over by my own bike.
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Post by: Hotgreensoldier on June 08, 2012, 12:49:45 PM
I remember I was at a abandoned warehouse in Mexico when I was reary small, like 5 or 4

Me and my cousin were playing hide and seek and I decided to jump past a few machines and hide behind them. As I jumped off one of the steel plates I turned around to land in a small hole and suddenly everything was hurting. I was screaming badly and everything was spinning, my dad heard me and came in, carried me out, and got me to a hospital with my cousin. Turns out a giant steel piece was hanging out and I had pierced my back. Giant scar across my back and I nearly bled out. Passed out on the way to the hospital and saw as I was being stitched while still awake (couldn't give me any sedatives because of a few conditions) Then I passed out again from the pain.

Scary shit man. Blood was EVERYWHERE.
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Post by: Astropilot on June 08, 2012, 01:04:06 PM
I remember I was at a abandoned warehouse in Mexico when I was reary small, like 5 or 4

Me and my cousin were playing hide and seek and I decided to jump past a few machines and hide behind them. As I jumped off one of the steel plates I turned around to land in a small hole and suddenly everything was hurting. I was screaming badly and everything was spinning, my dad heard me and came in, carried me out, and got me to a hospital with my cousin. Turns out a giant steel piece was hanging out and I had pierced my back. Giant scar across my back and I nearly bled out. Passed out on the way to the hospital and saw as I was being stitched while still awake (couldn't give me any sedatives because of a few conditions) Then I passed out again from the pain.

Scary shit man. Blood was EVERYWHERE.

O_o ...

Dang. Good thing you're still alive and breathing.
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Post by: ryuzaky7 on June 11, 2012, 05:12:33 AM
when i was little around 4 or 3 years old  my brother get up on a fence and i tried to get up too and i falled with my face in a rake  and i was full of blood and i dont passed out it was horrible and in one day when i was 6 or 7 i was searching my yu gi oh cards me and my brother wanted to play and then i opened a door from my closet  i have a big closet in living room where you put the tv the wine bottle and glasses and when i opened the closet door where are some clothes the closet almost felt on me i thinked i will die but i was saved by the tv     ty god im alive :D
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Post by: Lavenchie on June 11, 2012, 09:33:52 AM
i opened the closet door where are some clothes the closet almost felt on me i thinked i will die but i was saved by the tv     ty god im alive :D
Wait, the closet or the clothes fell on you?
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Post by: The Ghost Of Anony Mouse on June 11, 2012, 09:53:25 AM
Wait, the closet or the clothes fell on you?

the closet fell on him
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Post by: Apie2 on June 11, 2012, 10:52:10 AM
Wait, the closet or the clothes fell on you?
How can you nearly die when there fall clothes on you o.O?
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Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on June 11, 2012, 10:56:38 AM
How can you nearly die when there fall clothes on you o.O?

All of his panties fell into his mouth and almost suffocated him, obviously.
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Post by: Seb on June 11, 2012, 10:56:52 AM
How can you nearly die when there fall clothes on you o.O?

Very carefully.
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Post by: ryuzaky7 on June 11, 2012, 11:49:45 AM
Wait, the closet or the clothes fell on you?
the closet xD that scared the shit out of me xD
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Post by: Deacon on June 11, 2012, 04:33:38 PM
Hey don't judge marie.
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Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on June 11, 2012, 04:37:30 PM
Hey don't judge marie.
Ain't even judging.
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Post by: Deacon on June 11, 2012, 04:44:25 PM
I dunno...seemed like there was a bit of judging there.
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Post by: [TTPN] ShadowMoon on September 27, 2012, 07:46:02 AM
A car flew past me, only 5 cm away..
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Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on September 27, 2012, 12:13:45 PM
A car flew past me, only 5 cm away..
Why.
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Post by: yoshi on September 27, 2012, 04:37:23 PM
I was stuck in the toilet without toilet paper for like 3 hours.

The poop inside my ass started to become rock. Also my ass hurts.
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Post by: Dale Feles on September 27, 2012, 05:45:16 PM
All of his panties fell into his mouth and almost suffocated him, obviously.

Adventures of Marie : Episode 3
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Post by: [TTPN] ShadowMoon on September 27, 2012, 08:31:33 PM
Why.
It was night time, around 10pm, can't really see the surrounding as the car is black in colour.
So.... walk, *EEEEEE, and I survived.