Near Death Experiences

[ٶȻhriʂ]

when i was 5 i allmost choked on a necklace while playing with it and ended up swallowing it,i shat it out the other day...

when i was 12 my mom was coming around the corner with a plate and a knife in her hands,i was running in the house and nearly bumped into her,it could've pierced my throat

[○ Μαρία ○]

when i was 5 i allmost choked on a necklace while playing with it and ended up swallowing it,i shat it out the other day...

when i was 12 my mom was coming around the corner with a plate and a knife in her hands,i was running in the house and nearly bumped into her,it could've pierced my throat

Well... Isn't that lovely.

[Sabb]

Well... Isn't that lovely.

MARIE PLEASE DON'T DOUBLE POST

[○ Μαρία ○]

MARIE PLEASE DON'T DOUBLE POST

GODDAMMIT SABB IT WAS MY PHONE. I SWEAR TO GOD, THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO TAKE THE DAMN THING AND SLIT MY THROAT WITH IT.

[Sabb]

GODDAMMIT SABB IT WAS MY PHONE. I SWEAR TO GOD, THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO TAKE THE DAMN THING AND SLIT MY THROAT WITH IT.

MARIE CALM DOWN
JUST DON'T DO IT AGAIN PLEASE

[○ Μαρία ○]

MARIE CALM DOWN
JUST DON'T DO IT AGAIN PLEASE

I hate you. ;-;

[Deacon]

Marie, WAP2 is your friend.

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Almost fell to my death cause 3.

Almost got hit by a car.

Almost died on a plane that did a partial 720 rotation (Apparently one engine was on fire, and everyone was screaming at a 5 year old)

Almost got shot by stray bullets.

Almost exploding schoolbus that was on fire in the middle of the street while driving past.

Almost caught in Scotiabank Robbery.

Almost lead poisoning by pencil stab.

Almost choked on food to the point of almost passing out.

Almost 4 fatal car accidents.

Almost a fight (The guy pulled a blade on me and everyone else).

Almost eletrocuted myself this year (No, I electrocuted myself while moving and somehow was okay... I think. How many volts are in an outlet?).

tl;dr childhood fun

[cogsandspigots]

Almost lead poisoning by pencil stab.

Graphite is not toxic.

[Juan_Ambriz]

When i was like three i was shaking a night stand and the bigass TV that was on it fell on me,


When i was like twelve i was helping my dad fix up a house, i got the staple gun, aimed it at my face thinking i had it the other way, and was literally, not even fucking kidding, LITERALLY 5 seconds away from shooting it when my dad yelled my name and was like "JUAN QUE FREGADOS ESTAS ACIENDO!?!" (WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?)

I was outside about to get my lawn mower, when i was holding the bar that makes the Mower move i felt something crawling on my arm, thinking it was grass i was about to brush it off, until i saw it was a bigass Black widow, i slamed it off went inside and was screaming and crying lol, i hate bigass Hornets and spider.

[Alphaggot]

Graphite is not toxic.

More or less than ten years ago pencils were made of lead.

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More or less than ten years ago pencils were made of lead.

This was in 2001, when people used to try to split pencils apart and play with the roll of lead/graphite as well as try to put wads of toilet paper on the ceiling.

Doctors said that I would have gotten lead poisoning if they hadn't removed it from my arm .-.

Either I don't remember correctly or doctor was derp.

[Prox]

I fell out of my bed when I was 4.
I almost got hit by a car while bicycling when I was about 12.

[Dale Feles]

Almost drowned because of a friend (Was like, 4, didin't know how to swim, friend starts yanking me in middle of the pool claiming he'll show me how to swim.)

Almost got hit by a car this year while leaving the bus.

[semy32]

When I was 6 I nearly drowned in our pool.

When I was 8 I slipped and broke my arm. If I fell incorrectly then I'd break my neck.

When I was 13 I was very close to drowning when I was vomiting, I couldn't stop vomiting to breathe and it went up into my nose.

This year I jumped on my bed and slammed my head into the metal side of it.

When I was 14 I ran into a car with my bicycle.

When I was 16 I shot our BB gun from close range and the bullet ricochetted off the target. It was very close to my head.