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Zombies!
« on: May 27, 2012, 06:55:27 PM »
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5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester
http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/21: Third case of mysterious onset of flesh-eating bacteria
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/third-case-flesh-eating-disease-diagnosed-ga/nPBPG/

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: 'Disoriented' passenger subdued on flight in Miami
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

Stolen hospital equipment may contain brain disease
http://www.cfnews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2012/5/17/stolen_medical_equip.html

Thieves steal Mad-Cow Disease testing equipment
http://www.hispanicbusiness.com/2012/5/16/madcow_testing_equipment_nabbed_by_thieves.htm

Mysterious disease affects Africa
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-17589445
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/observations/2012/04/12/nodding-disease-origins-remain-unexplained/



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Re: Zombies!
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2012, 07:00:47 PM »
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Um.... Deeeaaaacon??

We've got a problem here!!!

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Re: Zombies!
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2012, 07:08:40 PM »
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It better be the first...and it better be the last.

       
                                                

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« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2012, 07:20:19 PM »
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Re: Zombies!
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2012, 07:37:53 PM »
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Holy shit!
Good thing a local store has one of these locked away
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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2012, 07:41:16 PM »
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Holy shit!
Good thing a local store has one of these locked away


Yeah, because one clip is enough

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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2012, 07:43:09 PM »
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Yeah, because one clip is enough

Least we got the crowbar.

       
                                                

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Re: Zombies!
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2012, 08:11:20 PM »
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Holy shit, I read this article last night and didn't think anything other than "the fuck"



Gentlemen, fret not! Our lives have been saved by the swift actions of the first responder who so bravely took out the alpha zombie. 


Our hats are off to him.

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« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2012, 08:12:00 PM »
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Yeah, because one clip is enough
And because it's even better if extra bullets are put one by one, and not as an entire magazine.

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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2012, 09:02:13 PM »
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Holy shit, I read this article last night and didn't think anything other than "the fuck"



Gentlemen, fret not! Our lives have been saved by the swift actions of the first responder who so bravely took out the alpha zombie. 


Our hats are off to him.

Uhh, the guy he was biting the face off from is alive.

Fuck.
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« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2012, 09:08:24 PM »
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Holy shit, I read this article last night and didn't think anything other than "the fuck"



Gentlemen, fret not! Our lives have been saved by the swift actions of the first responder who so bravely took out the alpha zombie. 


Our hats are off to him.

What about the guy in the hospital?

We have to take him out.

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Re: Zombies!
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2012, 09:12:16 PM »
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Uhh, the guy he was biting the face off from is alive.

Fuck.

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Re: Zombies!
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2012, 09:14:42 PM »
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Thanks Marie
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« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2012, 09:18:00 PM »
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This was my reaction to the new Fred show too.

I don't want this derailed.

So. What are we going to do? Where to meet up emergency GTFO this area to safety mission?

       
                                                

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« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2012, 10:18:04 PM »
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I don't want this derailed.

So. What are we going to do? Where to meet up emergency GTFO this area to safety mission?
If there ever was a zombie apocalypse, I would highly recommend that we go to a low populated area with fertile soil, we take different seeds for the same season for crop rotation so we don't waste all the minerals in the soil, We would also need trained professionals, so hopefully one of us have a medically trained relative. We would also need basic survival skills so we would need someone with that information in mind (unless we can manage to find a cottage or something). And with the plus side of surveillance we could try to hijack some of it to set up a parameter around were we set up camp. But before all that we would have to find a water source and a decent wild-life population. Guns would be nice only if they had a suppressor, so unless we raid a gun store try to bring blunt or sharp weapons along with a few days of rations to hold over until we get settled down with a food/water supply system.


Anyone else have a zombie survival strategy?
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