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Title: Zombies!
Post by: Seb on May 27, 2012, 06:55:27 PM
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html)

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare (http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare)

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester
http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester (http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester)

5/21: Third case of mysterious onset of flesh-eating bacteria
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/third-case-flesh-eating-disease-diagnosed-ga/nPBPG/ (http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/third-case-flesh-eating-disease-diagnosed-ga/nPBPG/)

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html (http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html)

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html (http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html)

5/25: 'Disoriented' passenger subdued on flight in Miami
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/ (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/)

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html)

Stolen hospital equipment may contain brain disease
http://www.cfnews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2012/5/17/stolen_medical_equip.html (http://www.cfnews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2012/5/17/stolen_medical_equip.html)

Thieves steal Mad-Cow Disease testing equipment
http://www.hispanicbusiness.com/2012/5/16/madcow_testing_equipment_nabbed_by_thieves.htm (http://www.hispanicbusiness.com/2012/5/16/madcow_testing_equipment_nabbed_by_thieves.htm)

Mysterious disease affects Africa
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-17589445 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-17589445)
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/observations/2012/04/12/nodding-disease-origins-remain-unexplained/ (http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/observations/2012/04/12/nodding-disease-origins-remain-unexplained/)



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Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Captain Communism on May 27, 2012, 07:00:47 PM
Um.... Deeeaaaacon??

We've got a problem here!!!
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Astropilot on May 27, 2012, 07:08:40 PM
It better be the first...and it better be the last.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: yoshi on May 27, 2012, 07:20:19 PM
cannibal.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Lavenchie on May 27, 2012, 07:37:53 PM
Holy shit!
Good thing a local store has one of these locked away
(http://romerobrooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/zombie-survival-kit.jpg)
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Foofoojack on May 27, 2012, 07:41:16 PM
Quote from: Lavenchie on May 27, 2012, 07:37:53 PM
Holy shit!
Good thing a local store has one of these locked away
(http://romerobrooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/zombie-survival-kit.jpg)

Yeah, because one clip is enough
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Astropilot on May 27, 2012, 07:43:09 PM
Quote from: Foofoojack on May 27, 2012, 07:41:16 PM
Yeah, because one clip is enough

Least we got the crowbar.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Deacon on May 27, 2012, 08:11:20 PM
Holy shit, I read this article last night and didn't think anything other than "the fuck"



Gentlemen, fret not! Our lives have been saved by the swift actions of the first responder who so bravely took out the alpha zombie. 


Our hats are off to him.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Frank on May 27, 2012, 08:12:00 PM
Quote from: Foofoojack on May 27, 2012, 07:41:16 PM
Yeah, because one clip is enough
And because it's even better if extra bullets are put one by one, and not as an entire magazine.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Loke on May 27, 2012, 09:02:13 PM
Quote from: Deacon on May 27, 2012, 08:11:20 PM
Holy shit, I read this article last night and didn't think anything other than "the fuck"



Gentlemen, fret not! Our lives have been saved by the swift actions of the first responder who so bravely took out the alpha zombie. 


Our hats are off to him.

Uhh, the guy he was biting the face off from is alive.

Fuck.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: ursus on May 27, 2012, 09:08:24 PM
Quote from: Deacon on May 27, 2012, 08:11:20 PM
Holy shit, I read this article last night and didn't think anything other than "the fuck"



Gentlemen, fret not! Our lives have been saved by the swift actions of the first responder who so bravely took out the alpha zombie. 


Our hats are off to him.

What about the guy in the hospital?

We have to take him out.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Astropilot on May 27, 2012, 09:12:16 PM
Quote from: Loke on May 27, 2012, 09:02:13 PM
Uhh, the guy he was biting the face off from is alive.

Fuck.

Ignore title
My reaction to the new Fred show on Nick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6Y0_dcqOl4#)
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Lavenchie on May 27, 2012, 09:14:42 PM
Quote from: Astropilot on May 27, 2012, 09:12:16 PM
Ignore title
My reaction to the new Fred show on Nick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6Y0_dcqOl4#)
This was my reaction to the new Fred show too.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Astropilot on May 27, 2012, 09:18:00 PM
Quote from: Lavenchie on May 27, 2012, 09:14:42 PM
This was my reaction to the new Fred show too.

I don't want this derailed.

So. What are we going to do? Where to meet up emergency GTFO this area to safety mission?
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Lavenchie on May 27, 2012, 10:18:04 PM
Quote from: Astropilot on May 27, 2012, 09:18:00 PM
I don't want this derailed.

So. What are we going to do? Where to meet up emergency GTFO this area to safety mission?
If there ever was a zombie apocalypse, I would highly recommend that we go to a low populated area with fertile soil, we take different seeds for the same season for crop rotation so we don't waste all the minerals in the soil, We would also need trained professionals, so hopefully one of us have a medically trained relative. We would also need basic survival skills so we would need someone with that information in mind (unless we can manage to find a cottage or something). And with the plus side of surveillance we could try to hijack some of it to set up a parameter around were we set up camp. But before all that we would have to find a water source and a decent wild-life population. Guns would be nice only if they had a suppressor, so unless we raid a gun store try to bring blunt or sharp weapons along with a few days of rations to hold over until we get settled down with a food/water supply system.


Anyone else have a zombie survival strategy?
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: ursus on May 27, 2012, 10:26:39 PM
I say we pick teams.

I call ipounce, tiger guy, deacon.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Lavenchie on May 27, 2012, 10:56:42 PM
I call Marie Supertoaster and Yoshi
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: [Valor]iPounce on May 27, 2012, 10:57:44 PM
Quote from: ursus on May 27, 2012, 10:26:39 PM
I say we pick teams.

I call ipounce, tiger guy, deacon.
Already ready.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on May 27, 2012, 10:59:13 PM
Quote from: Lavenchie on May 27, 2012, 10:56:42 PM
I call Marie Supertoaster and Yoshi

No one can have me, I am teamless.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Lavenchie on May 27, 2012, 11:00:07 PM
Quote from: KHMarie on May 27, 2012, 10:59:13 PM
No one can have me, I am teamless.
Fine, Coolz, Supertoaster, and Ruben then
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Samo on May 27, 2012, 11:01:04 PM
That's some scary shit. All based around Miami.
RUN FOR THE HILLS!
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: coolzeldad on May 28, 2012, 02:10:17 AM
Quote from: Lavenchie on May 27, 2012, 11:00:07 PM
Fine, Coolz, Supertoaster, and Ruben then

bahaha, with my own and ruben's h4x we will 0wnz 3v3ry0n3!!!!!!111
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: TehHank on May 28, 2012, 03:11:43 AM
You gotta be shitting me ???


I need to fly to Captain communist's house and steal borrow some of his military equipment and guns  ;)

My team would be Captain communist, Yellow killer and nemisous
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: semy32 on May 28, 2012, 03:23:04 AM
Don't worry TehHank, you are safe in the British isles.

And this happened in the USA right....?

We are safe here in Europe unless zombies learn how to swim and fly airplanes.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Samo on May 28, 2012, 05:06:27 AM
Quote from: semy32 on May 28, 2012, 03:23:04 AM
We are safe here in Europe unless zombies learn how to swim and fly airplanes.
Well... that's the only benefit of being in Australia.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on May 28, 2012, 05:43:59 AM
i call...FUCK im in belgium

unless someone can come all teh way here jus for me.

anyone?
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Lavenchie on May 28, 2012, 05:55:55 AM
Quote from: semy32 on May 28, 2012, 03:23:04 AM
We are safe here in Europe unless zombies learn how to swim and fly airplanes.
What if a guy gets scared and flees to Europe unaware that he has unexpected guests on his plane or if he's also infected and he didn't find the bite mark?
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: TehHank on May 28, 2012, 07:36:17 AM
Plane crashes.

The end  :zombie:
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Astropilot on May 28, 2012, 07:51:15 AM
I will take Yellow Killer and that bitch from my school then go to SC to meet up with Tiger and Captain (Whereas he will be dead by his incendiaries).
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Lazer Blade on May 28, 2012, 08:49:02 AM
Quote from: Lavenchie on May 27, 2012, 10:18:04 PM
If there ever was a zombie apocalypse, I would highly recommend that we go to a low populated area with fertile soil, we take different seeds for the same season for crop rotation so we don't waste all the minerals in the soil, We would also need trained professionals, so hopefully one of us have a medically trained relative. We would also need basic survival skills so we would need someone with that information in mind (unless we can manage to find a cottage or something). And with the plus side of surveillance we could try to hijack some of it to set up a parameter around were we set up camp. But before all that we would have to find a water source and a decent wild-life population. Guns would be nice only if they had a suppressor, so unless we raid a gun store try to bring blunt or sharp weapons along with a few days of rations to hold over until we get settled down with a food/water supply system.


Anyone else have a zombie survival strategy?

Well if this does turn out to be real ill just start making a bunker.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Lavenchie on May 28, 2012, 10:31:09 AM
Quote from: Lazer Blade on May 28, 2012, 08:49:02 AM
Well if this does turn out to be real ill just start making a bunker.
How exactly are we going to make a bunker and where at?
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Astropilot on May 28, 2012, 10:40:28 AM
Quote from: Lavenchie on May 28, 2012, 10:31:09 AM
How exactly are we going to make a bunker and where at?

Shovels
Wooden beams
Deep inside Alaska.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Lavenchie on May 28, 2012, 10:50:17 AM
Quote from: Astropilot on May 28, 2012, 10:40:28 AM
Shovels
Wooden beams
Deep inside Alaska.
The ground would be so frozen there that we'd have to use pickaxes instead of shovels
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Astropilot on May 28, 2012, 11:04:24 AM
Quote from: Lavenchie on May 28, 2012, 10:50:17 AM
The ground would be so frozen there that we'd have to use pickaxes instead of shovels

Yes. And we also need the oil.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Lavenchie on May 28, 2012, 11:09:13 AM
Quote from: Astropilot on May 28, 2012, 11:04:24 AM
Yes. And we also need the oil.
How else would we make the lube fuel for any transportation that is Pottentionally noisy and can attract undead?
Not to mention that it's still a raw material so we would have to refine it somehow.

Best bet it so move somewhere with decent sunlight so we could use solar energy to our advantage (Also not freeze our nipples off)
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: TehHank on May 28, 2012, 11:16:21 AM
As i said before, we all pitch in and buy a abandoned nuclear shelter somewhere in alaska. we bring a large amount of food and our PC's so we can play Lan games.

Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Astropilot on May 28, 2012, 11:19:24 AM
Quote from: TehHank on May 28, 2012, 11:16:21 AM
As i said before, we all pitch in and buy a abandoned nuclear shelter somewhere in alaska. we bring a large amount of food and our PC's so we can play Lan games.

Got the plans

(http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m513/StarpilotX/Zombiesurvivalplan.png)
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Lavenchie on May 28, 2012, 12:04:14 PM
First we meet up in this location
(http://i48.tinypic.com/4hd3k1.jpg)

Then, we go to the coastline and find a boating dock
(http://i48.tinypic.com/2cp3whu.jpg)

After that, we beat up a sailor and take his boat keys
(http://i48.tinypic.com/6iuxw0.jpg)

We then set sail towards Africa and go under it
(http://i45.tinypic.com/344zgi8.jpg)

We continue East until we reach an island off of Australia
(http://i46.tinypic.com/2aklphs.jpg)

Then we set up solar panels, get a fire going, and build a shack, from there we connect solar panel to a cord to the shack and then we watch recorded soap operas until we die.
(http://i46.tinypic.com/hvtlrr.jpg)
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on May 28, 2012, 01:38:11 PM
I didn't call Biological Warfare/Patient Zero anytime in the last 4 weeks :>

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Quote from: Astropilot on May 27, 2012, 09:18:00 PM
I don't want this derailed.

So. What are we going to do? Where to meet up emergency GTFO this area to safety mission?

I'm staying here. I'm already dead, even if nothing happens.

I'll run around the infected streets with an airhorn and neon clothing. Maybe tell people how to do illegal things if anything does go to hell.

Probably won't. Pathogen might become airborn.

this probably isn't real i have exams anyways why am I reading this

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Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Dale Feles on May 28, 2012, 03:11:30 PM
Me and Shawn should team up for obvious reasons.

We'll survive in an OC transpo bus. Might even travel to 'Memerica with it.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Cake Faice on May 28, 2012, 06:59:26 PM
Probably going to be me, alone, doing noisy shit that will attract the herd.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Lavenchie on May 28, 2012, 07:13:35 PM
Quote from: Cake ecaF on May 28, 2012, 06:59:26 PM
Probably going to be me, alone, doing noisy shit that will attract the herd.
Oh I know what you mean
Get some lubricant and fire your rifle at them zombies
*wink wink* *nudge nudge*
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Cake Faice on May 28, 2012, 07:17:09 PM
Quote from: Lavenchie on May 28, 2012, 07:13:35 PM
Oh I know what you mean
Get some lubricant and fire your rifle at them zombies
*wink wink* *nudge nudge*
Uh, I meant going into abandoned music stores and making as much noise as possible, just to go out with a bang.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Wafflepiezz on May 28, 2012, 11:13:04 PM
Shit.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: semy32 on May 29, 2012, 04:11:28 AM
Anyway "zombies" wouldn't be able to infect other people.


If a biologically infected one kills a non infected then the non infected person won't become a "zombie".

The dead person's body will run out of heat, his muscles will die and shit. It would't be able to move at all.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: ursus on May 29, 2012, 08:39:52 AM
Quote from: semy32 on May 29, 2012, 04:11:28 AM
Anyway "zombies" wouldn't be able to infect other people.


If a biologically infected one kills a non infected then the non infected person won't become a "zombie".

The dead person's body will run out of heat, his muscles will die and shit. It would't be able to move at all.

But if you survive the attack or run away, you're still infected.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Lavenchie on May 29, 2012, 04:03:46 PM
Quote from: ursus on May 29, 2012, 08:39:52 AM
But if you survive the attack or run away, you're still infected.
So new rule in the zombie book?

50,634:
If you are pinned and are attacked, let them kill you. This will save you from future misery and eternal hunger and pain unless met up with other (successful) hostile humans.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: semy32 on May 30, 2012, 05:06:26 AM
Quote from: Lavenchie on May 29, 2012, 04:03:46 PM
If you are pinned and are attacked, let them kill you. This will save you from future misery and eternal hunger and pain unless met up with other (successful) hostile humans.

Totally offtopic but that is the reason why soldiers have cyan capsules in their teeth.

Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Mehis on May 30, 2012, 08:05:26 AM
Does RL have speedcap? I will just go around bunnyhopping on zombies heads and stealing twinkies. And then I will get my friend and we'll 2man towers so we can boost each other to high places and then maybe flashboost and do 360 no-scopes with my finger. And den has fun for the rest of mah laif.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: This Cactus on May 30, 2012, 06:29:25 PM
Are we sure its zombies? Says drug dealer, although if it is a zombie.... I....do....not....know....wat....to....do c:
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Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Lazer Blade on May 30, 2012, 08:46:19 PM
Quote from: This Cactus on May 30, 2012, 06:29:25 PM
Are we sure its zombies? Says drug dealer, although if it is a zombie.... I....do....not....know....wat....to....do c:
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Yes cactus they are zombies :3. Besides we have all decided that if this turns into a zombie apocalypse, we are going to move to
Hawaii to live with Axule.