Tiger Guy Chronicles: The Drunk Hero

[Astropilot]

I asked him how drunk he was.

[Captain Communism]

9:39 PM - Captain Communism: Alcohol FTW
9:39 PM - Tiger Guy: yse
9:39 PM - Tiger Guy: i love it
9:39 PM - Tiger Guy: and i love you
9:40 PM - Tiger Guy: i drank at 830
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: and
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: idk
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: man
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: its odd
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: i cant be mad oor pissed
9:41 PM - Captain Communism: What did you drink?
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: maragrite a i think idk
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: my dad gave it to me
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: because
9:41 PM - Captain Communism: You got drunk of of THAT?!
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: dinner wasnt ready
9:41 PM - Captain Communism: Puss
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: idk
9:41 PM - Captain Communism: Jk
9:42 PM - Tiger Guy: it mightve been tequila
9:42 PM - Tiger Guy: but i dont eknow
9:43 PM - Tiger Guy: im not ven drunk though
9:43 PM - Tiger Guy: im just buszzed i think
9:43 PM - Tiger Guy: i try to act like im sober
9:43 PM - Tiger Guy: but
9:43 PM - Tiger Guy: i end up doing stu[id shit
9:43 PM - Tiger Guy: it might be a place bo effect
9:43 PM - Tiger Guy: i
9:43 PM - Tiger Guy: just really dont know
9:44 PM - Captain Communism: Meh
9:44 PM - Captain Communism: It's fine
9:44 PM - Captain Communism: But you really need a higher tolerance to alcolhol
9:44 PM - Captain Communism: XD
9:44 PM - Captain Communism: *alcohol
9:44 PM - Tiger Guy: its not like i drank a shot
9:44 PM - Tiger Guy: my dad gave me two glasses full (including ice)
9:44 PM - Captain Communism: Good God
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: well
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: noat
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: fool
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: but
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: 3/4
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: he didnt want to drink the hole damn thing
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: because it cost 22 bucks or some shit
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: ive drank before this
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: but
9:46 PM - Tiger Guy: not this mouch
9:46 PM - Tiger Guy: im happy
9:47 PM - Captain Communism: Hello, Jim Carey
9:47 PM - Tiger Guy: hio
9:48 PM - Captain Communism: Ok... do you feel anything?
9:48 PM - Tiger Guy: yes
9:48 PM - Captain Communism: Ok, good
9:48 PM - Tiger Guy: i feel things
9:49 PM - Tiger Guy:

[Astropilot]

[Seb]

Wednesday, May 16, 2012
10:04 PM - Swesson: OH GOD RUN TIGER
10:04 PM - Swesson: THE COMMUNISTS ARE COMING
10:04 PM - Swesson: CURL UP MAN JUST CURL UP
10:04 PM - Tiger Guy: but
10:04 PM - Tiger Guy: im a hippie liberal ssum
10:04 PM - Tiger Guy: wouldve i open l=wide
10:05 PM - Swesson: THESE AREN'T ANY COMMUNITST
10:05 PM - Tiger Guy: are ;they stalinists
10:05 PM - Swesson: THEY'RE RADICAL BLACKS
10:05 PM - Tiger Guy: like the nation of islan
10:05 PM - Tiger Guy: oh shit
10:06 PM - Tiger Guy: malcolm x hates whiteys
10:06 PM - Tiger Guy: like me
10:06 PM - Swesson: is your anus prepared
10:06 PM - Tiger Guy: yes4 the superior black alpah male
10:08 PM - Swesson: now it'll be like you did drop the soapo
10:08 PM - Swesson: when you were in prison
10:09 PM - Tiger Guy: dont reamind me man
10:09 PM - Tiger Guy: horribel times man
10:09 PM - Tiger Guy: horribel times
10:09 PM - Swesson: yeah man
10:09 PM - Swesson: but at least you were the fucking alpha male of the shower
10:09 PM - Swesson: nobody there fucked with you
10:09 PM - Swesson: you ruled the place
10:09 PM - Swesson: you fucked shit up
10:10 PM - Swesson: you punched every motherfucker you saw in the face!
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: b aka
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: guijlan
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: they nare
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: *are
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: i did man
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: they were like
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: thats the craker that beat big bubba up
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: an i was like
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: yes
10:10 PM - Swesson: and nobody did anthing to you
10:11 PM - Swesson: ikf they did you showed them who was boss
10:11 PM - Swesson: and that was YOU
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: basically
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: yes
10:11 PM - Swesson: you get PUMPED
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: i lift
10:11 PM - Swesson: you wanna PUNCH SHIT
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: yes
10:11 PM - Swesson: GET MAD
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: i take steroids
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: i wish man
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: but like this
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: i cant
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: i even played eu iii
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: and that usualy gets me punching shit
10:11 PM - Swesson: darn, there goes my plan

[Foofoojack]

tigers first drink yaa!1

[Seb]

10:12 PM - Tiger Guy: try tomorrow
10:12 PM - Tiger Guy: i will go ape shit
10:13 PM - Swesson: is that game anything like civilization
10:13 PM - Swesson: or are you just better now that you're blitzed
10:13 PM - Tiger Guy: im not
10:13 PM - Tiger Guy: but
10:13 PM - Tiger Guy: i guess so
10:13 PM - Tiger Guy: ive never played cicilization
10:14 PM - Tiger Guy: its easir
10:14 PM - Tiger Guy: than hearts of aiion
10:14 PM - Tiger Guy: *iron
10:14 PM - Tiger Guy: its just that you take control of an mideval contryh
10:14 PM - Tiger Guy: and try to fuck shit up[
10:14 PM - Swesson: sounds like civilization
10:14 PM - Swesson: except only in the medieval age
10:14 PM - Swesson: faggot
10:15 PM - Tiger Guy: but
10:15 PM - Tiger Guy: you can edit it to make it go to 9999 AM
10:15 PM - Tiger Guy: *after mouhammed

[Purple]

I'm sitting in here with him in ts3 and he busts out a word or two sometimes that aren't even irrelevant, I think what he told me was his dad gave him drugs or something along those lines..

[Tiger Guy]

[Astropilot]

I'm sitting in here with him in ts3 and he busts out a word or two sometimes that aren't even irrelevant, I think what he told me was his dad gave him drugs or something along those lines..

His dad gave him some alcohol to drink. All of a sudden. It turns funny. Also server please?

[Seb]

10:15 PM - Tiger Guy: you can edit it to make it go to 9999 AM
10:15 PM - Tiger Guy: *after mouhammed
10:16 PM - Swesson: dude what
10:18 PM - Swesson: >at least i didnt drink bud light, drink of cock sucking pussy bitches
10:18 PM - Swesson: yeah, you're a manly man!
10:19 PM - Swesson: you should lift some shit untily you vomit!
10:19 PM - Tiger Guy: yes
10:19 PM - Tiger Guy: thats msart
10:21 PM - Swesson: but you're lifting shit in eu iii
10:21 PM - Swesson: i mean i don't lift
10:21 PM - Swesson: i've been doing pushups and sit ups but no lifting
10:22 PM - Tiger Guy: seb
10:22 PM - Tiger Guy: ur good looking man
10:22 PM - Tiger Guy: im not gay
10:22 PM - Tiger Guy: but
10:22 PM - Tiger Guy: youre good looking
10:22 PM - Swesson: thnks bro
10:22 PM - Tiger Guy: ill give you that
10:22 PM - Swesson: you are too
10:22 PM - Swesson: i'd ream you in the ass if i were gay
10:22 PM - Swesson: if we we were in prison
10:22 PM - Tiger Guy: my ass apreative that

[Astropilot]

[Seb]

10:22 PM - Tiger Guy: my ass apreative that
10:23 PM - Swesson: your ass should
10:24 PM - Tiger Guy: oka
10:24 PM - Tiger Guy: itgs sore
10:24 PM - Tiger Guy: but it says yes
10:24 PM - Swesson: but you're all the way over theeeeere
10:24 PM - Swesson: and i'm all the way over heeeeeere
10:27 PM - Tiger Guy: haah
10:27 PM - Tiger Guy: cant get my butt
10:27 PM - Tiger Guy: also
10:27 PM - Tiger Guy: i discovered what caused aids
10:27 PM - Tiger Guy: mel gibson'
10:27 PM - Tiger Guy: wanted jews to get aids
10:27 PM - Tiger Guy: but
10:27 PM - Tiger Guy: gave it to blacks inseld
10:27 PM - Tiger Guy: its sad
10:27 PM - Tiger Guy: because
10:28 PM - Tiger Guy: blacks in africa already have eougth sjo
10:28 PM - Tiger Guy: to go though
10:28 PM - Tiger Guy: i just told purple
10:28 PM - Tiger Guy: this
10:28 PM - Tiger Guy: its sad man
10:28 PM - Tiger Guy: fucking mel gibeson

[Astropilot]

Seeing that he is currently playing Europa Universalis III I feel sad for the people he's playing as. The poor drunk great leader.

[Seb]

Seeing that he is currently playing Europa Universalis III I feel sad for the people he's playing as. The poor drunk great leader.

On the bright side, Tiger Guy is that much closer to being Winston Churchill.

[Tiger Guy]

actually im the malmuks in eu iii which is a muslim emplire, so im more like a cool guy, not a bull dog looking guy.