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Restricted (Read Only) => Senior Members => Topic started by: Astropilot on May 16, 2012, 06:53:16 PM
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I asked him how drunk he was.
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9:39 PM - Captain Communism: Alcohol FTW
9:39 PM - Tiger Guy: yse
9:39 PM - Tiger Guy: i love it
9:39 PM - Tiger Guy: and i love you
9:40 PM - Tiger Guy: i drank at 830
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: and
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: idk
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: man
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: its odd
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: i cant be mad oor pissed
9:41 PM - Captain Communism: What did you drink?
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: maragrite a i think idk
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: my dad gave it to me
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: because
9:41 PM - Captain Communism: You got drunk of of THAT?!
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: dinner wasnt ready
9:41 PM - Captain Communism: Puss
9:41 PM - Tiger Guy: idk
9:41 PM - Captain Communism: Jk
9:42 PM - Tiger Guy: it mightve been tequila
9:42 PM - Tiger Guy: but i dont eknow
9:43 PM - Tiger Guy: im not ven drunk though
9:43 PM - Tiger Guy: im just buszzed i think
9:43 PM - Tiger Guy: i try to act like im sober
9:43 PM - Tiger Guy: but
9:43 PM - Tiger Guy: i end up doing stu[id shit
9:43 PM - Tiger Guy: it might be a place bo effect
9:43 PM - Tiger Guy: i
9:43 PM - Tiger Guy: just really dont know
9:44 PM - Captain Communism: Meh
9:44 PM - Captain Communism: It's fine
9:44 PM - Captain Communism: But you really need a higher tolerance to alcolhol
9:44 PM - Captain Communism: XD
9:44 PM - Captain Communism: *alcohol
9:44 PM - Tiger Guy: its not like i drank a shot
9:44 PM - Tiger Guy: my dad gave me two glasses full (including ice)
9:44 PM - Captain Communism: Good God
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: well
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: noat
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: fool
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: but
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: 3/4
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: he didnt want to drink the hole damn thing
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: because it cost 22 bucks or some shit
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: ive drank before this
9:45 PM - Tiger Guy: but
9:46 PM - Tiger Guy: not this mouch
9:46 PM - Tiger Guy: im happy
9:47 PM - Captain Communism: Hello, Jim Carey
9:47 PM - Tiger Guy: hio
9:48 PM - Captain Communism: Ok... do you feel anything?
9:48 PM - Tiger Guy: yes
9:48 PM - Captain Communism: Ok, good
9:48 PM - Tiger Guy: i feel things
9:49 PM - Tiger Guy: :D
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Wednesday, May 16, 2012
10:04 PM - Swesson: OH GOD RUN TIGER
10:04 PM - Swesson: THE COMMUNISTS ARE COMING
10:04 PM - Swesson: CURL UP MAN JUST CURL UP
10:04 PM - Tiger Guy: but
10:04 PM - Tiger Guy: im a hippie liberal ssum
10:04 PM - Tiger Guy: wouldve i open l=wide
10:05 PM - Swesson: THESE AREN'T ANY COMMUNITST
10:05 PM - Tiger Guy: are ;they stalinists
10:05 PM - Swesson: THEY'RE RADICAL BLACKS
10:05 PM - Tiger Guy: like the nation of islan
10:05 PM - Tiger Guy: oh shit
10:06 PM - Tiger Guy: malcolm x hates whiteys
10:06 PM - Tiger Guy: like me
10:06 PM - Swesson: is your anus prepared
10:06 PM - Tiger Guy: yes4 the superior black alpah male
10:08 PM - Swesson: now it'll be like you did drop the soapo
10:08 PM - Swesson: when you were in prison
10:09 PM - Tiger Guy: dont reamind me man
10:09 PM - Tiger Guy: horribel times man
10:09 PM - Tiger Guy: horribel times
10:09 PM - Swesson: yeah man
10:09 PM - Swesson: but at least you were the fucking alpha male of the shower
10:09 PM - Swesson: nobody there fucked with you
10:09 PM - Swesson: you ruled the place
10:09 PM - Swesson: you fucked shit up
10:10 PM - Swesson: you punched every motherfucker you saw in the face!
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: b aka
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: guijlan
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: they nare
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: *are
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: i did man
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: they were like
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: thats the craker that beat big bubba up
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: an i was like
10:10 PM - Tiger Guy: yes
10:10 PM - Swesson: and nobody did anthing to you
10:11 PM - Swesson: ikf they did you showed them who was boss
10:11 PM - Swesson: and that was YOU
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: basically
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: yes
10:11 PM - Swesson: you get PUMPED
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: i lift
10:11 PM - Swesson: you wanna PUNCH SHIT
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: yes
10:11 PM - Swesson: GET MAD
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: i take steroids
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: i wish man
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: but like this
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: i cant
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: i even played eu iii
10:11 PM - Tiger Guy: and that usualy gets me punching shit
10:11 PM - Swesson: darn, there goes my plan
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tigers first drink yaa!1
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10:12 PM - Tiger Guy: try tomorrow
10:12 PM - Tiger Guy: i will go ape shit
10:13 PM - Swesson: is that game anything like civilization
10:13 PM - Swesson: or are you just better now that you're blitzed
10:13 PM - Tiger Guy: im not
10:13 PM - Tiger Guy: but
10:13 PM - Tiger Guy: i guess so
10:13 PM - Tiger Guy: ive never played cicilization
10:14 PM - Tiger Guy: its easir
10:14 PM - Tiger Guy: than hearts of aiion
10:14 PM - Tiger Guy: *iron
10:14 PM - Tiger Guy: its just that you take control of an mideval contryh
10:14 PM - Tiger Guy: and try to fuck shit up[
10:14 PM - Swesson: sounds like civilization
10:14 PM - Swesson: except only in the medieval age
10:14 PM - Swesson: faggot
10:15 PM - Tiger Guy: but
10:15 PM - Tiger Guy: you can edit it to make it go to 9999 AM
10:15 PM - Tiger Guy: *after mouhammed
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I'm sitting in here with him in ts3 and he busts out a word or two sometimes that aren't even irrelevant, I think what he told me was his dad gave him drugs or something along those lines..
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I'm sitting in here with him in ts3 and he busts out a word or two sometimes that aren't even irrelevant, I think what he told me was his dad gave him drugs or something along those lines..
His dad gave him some alcohol to drink. All of a sudden. It turns funny. Also server please?
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10:15 PM - Tiger Guy: you can edit it to make it go to 9999 AM
10:15 PM - Tiger Guy: *after mouhammed
10:16 PM - Swesson: dude what
10:18 PM - Swesson: >at least i didnt drink bud light, drink of cock sucking pussy bitches
10:18 PM - Swesson: yeah, you're a manly man!
10:19 PM - Swesson: you should lift some shit untily you vomit!
10:19 PM - Tiger Guy: yes
10:19 PM - Tiger Guy: thats msart
10:21 PM - Swesson: but you're lifting shit in eu iii
10:21 PM - Swesson: i mean i don't lift
10:21 PM - Swesson: i've been doing pushups and sit ups but no lifting
10:22 PM - Tiger Guy: seb
10:22 PM - Tiger Guy: ur good looking man
10:22 PM - Tiger Guy: im not gay
10:22 PM - Tiger Guy: but
10:22 PM - Tiger Guy: youre good looking
10:22 PM - Swesson: thnks bro
10:22 PM - Tiger Guy: ill give you that
10:22 PM - Swesson: you are too
10:22 PM - Swesson: i'd ream you in the ass if i were gay
10:22 PM - Swesson: if we we were in prison
10:22 PM - Tiger Guy: my ass apreative that
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10:22 PM - Tiger Guy: my ass apreative that
10:23 PM - Swesson: your ass should
10:24 PM - Tiger Guy: oka
10:24 PM - Tiger Guy: itgs sore
10:24 PM - Tiger Guy: but it says yes
10:24 PM - Swesson: but you're all the way over theeeeere
10:24 PM - Swesson: and i'm all the way over heeeeeere
10:27 PM - Tiger Guy: haah
10:27 PM - Tiger Guy: cant get my butt
10:27 PM - Tiger Guy: also
10:27 PM - Tiger Guy: i discovered what caused aids
10:27 PM - Tiger Guy: mel gibson'
10:27 PM - Tiger Guy: wanted jews to get aids
10:27 PM - Tiger Guy: but
10:27 PM - Tiger Guy: gave it to blacks inseld
10:27 PM - Tiger Guy: its sad
10:27 PM - Tiger Guy: because
10:28 PM - Tiger Guy: blacks in africa already have eougth sjo
10:28 PM - Tiger Guy: to go though
10:28 PM - Tiger Guy: i just told purple
10:28 PM - Tiger Guy: this
10:28 PM - Tiger Guy: its sad man
10:28 PM - Tiger Guy: fucking mel gibeson
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Seeing that he is currently playing Europa Universalis III I feel sad for the people he's playing as. The poor drunk great leader.
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Seeing that he is currently playing Europa Universalis III I feel sad for the people he's playing as. The poor drunk great leader.
On the bright side, Tiger Guy is that much closer to being Winston Churchill.
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actually im the malmuks in eu iii which is a muslim emplire, so im more like a cool guy, not a bull dog looking guy.
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Yeah, shows over now. It was good, and very dangerous, while it lasted.
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Yeah, shows over now. It was good, and very dangerous, while it lasted.
Do you remember any of this happening?
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I wonder how Tiger is right now.
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Do you remember any of this happening?
Yes, every bit.
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Never done drugs or drank alcohol.
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Never done drugs or drank alcohol.
pussy
nah i kid, it's a slippery slope. It sucks to, anyways. I just can't get enough of that bitter air taste.
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pussy
I just can't get enough of that bitter air taste.
fart
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fart
Bitter, sour, liquefied air. Not rancid or putrid.
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look at babbies discovering alcohol
NOW GET YOUR SHIT OFF OF TEQUILA OR MARGARITA OR W.E THE FUCK IT WAS
GOD
Also... drunk people annoy me. Usually.
Even when I'm drunk. I've gotten pretty drunk before, but I still act normal for the most part. A little more easily humoured (yes even more so) but I don't talk stupid and stuff. Basically the people I've been drunk with didn't really know I was drunk at all. Except for the guy supplying the alcohol lol.
And my friend when I stumbled. Mostly after the bastard sac'd me.