Embarrassing thread go!

[Sabb]

Most recent embarassing story:

New years eve 2011. Holy shit it was such a fun night..
Have you ever remembered your dream? It was like I was dreaming but I was in real life, blurry vision, everything was like fish eye lens.
I threw up everywhere that night.
I was crying and throwing up at the same time.

I threw up in the hallway of my friends bathroom. I also told proudly to pull over - I opened the door and I just hurled - this went on for about ... the whole night LOL.

sigh. Everyone talked about it...

poor babby

[The Ghost Of Anony Mouse]

one time when i was 5/4 in a park with my mom and i was picking up some shells for her

i picked up this one small shell and i aproached my mom
i looked up and it was the wrong person
i JUMPED up onto my moms lap
that was the funniest day of my mom's life while i was crying

[Sabb]

OOH
This wasn't really embarrassing but I thought it was funny as fuck... well, do now at least.
Any ways, when I was really young, like 6 maybe, I was digging in the dirt for like worms and stuff... I think for my grandpa to use as bait for fishing. So I showed my mom every worm I would get, and then put it in a bucket or w.e. Then I eventually came back with a salamander and literally couldn't tell the different LOL. And I can't believe I remember that...

[Tezuni]

OOH
This wasn't really embarrassing but I thought it was funny as fuck... well, do now at least.
Any ways, when I was really young, like 6 maybe, I was digging in the dirt for like worms and stuff... I think for my grandpa to use as bait for fishing. So I showed my mom every worm I would get, and then put it in a bucket or w.e. Then I eventually came back with a salamander and literally couldn't tell the different LOL. And I can't believe I remember that...

but salamanders have like 4 legs and stuff
how did your mom react xD

[Sabb]

but salamanders have like 4 legs and stuff
how did your mom react xD

She freaked out lol. I didn't understand why obviously, but she hates salamanders, and I put it right into her hands lmao.

[Devie]

She freaked out lol. I didn't understand why obviously, but she hates salamanders, and I put it right into her hands lmao.

My mom hates smelling foreign smells and when I was a kid I always asked her to smell my hand. LOL. she always freaks when I ask her and she yells "WHY WOULD I WANT TO SMELL IT IF IT SMELLS BAD?! I ALREADY BELIEVE YOU" 

I usually play with dirt and concrete powder/sand and ocassionally touch raw meat/fish from the fridge and make her smell it. I would make her smell my poop but I didn't wipe myself back then. LOL.

[Sabb]

My mom hates smelling foreign smells and when I was a kid I always asked her to smell my hand. LOL. she always freaks when I ask her and she yells "WHY WOULD I WANT TO SMELL IT IF IT SMELLS BAD?! I ALREADY BELIEVE YOU" 

I usually play with dirt and concrete powder/sand and ocassionally touch raw meat/fish from the fridge and make her smell it. I would make her smell my poop but I didn't wipe myself back then. LOL.

GOD YOU FUCKED UP CHILD

[Deacon]

Seriously devie sometimes I can't help but WTF everywhere.

[Zevante]

I was in public with my mother, and she said "I have Moves Like Jagger stuck in my head, and I don't even know what the moves like Jagger are!"

[coolzeldad]

My mom hates smelling foreign smells and when I was a kid I always asked her to smell my hand. LOL. she always freaks when I ask her and she yells "WHY WOULD I WANT TO SMELL IT IF IT SMELLS BAD?! I ALREADY BELIEVE YOU" 

I usually play with dirt and concrete powder/sand and ocassionally touch raw meat/fish from the fridge and make her smell it. I would make her smell my poop but I didn't wipe myself back then. LOL.

DEVIE, HYGIENE PLS

[Sabb]

DEVIE, HYGIENE PLS

I second this.