Embarrassing thread go!

[Astropilot]

Awkward Physical Contacts

Admit it. There has to be at least one that happened in our lives.

[Purple]

Admit it. There has to be at least one that happened in our lives.

nope, most of the things in that video only happen to guys anyway,  I don't have many guy friends irl, and even if those things did happen with a girl (except for that last one) It wouldn't be as awkward :3

anyways, one time when I was about 6 maybe, I was at a park near my neighborhood with some other random kids and we were on that spinny thing that I forget the name of, and some older kid was pushing about 7 of us really really fast and I fucking FLEW off that shit and my shorts tore right where you could see my ass. so I got up and carefully walked backwards towards my mom's car with my hands covering where it tore ._.

and there is that story about a year ago I told almost everyone on my list that my extremely religious mom walked in on me fapping and took my laptop away for two months.

[Devie]

and there is that story about a year ago I told almost everyone on my list that my extremely religious mom walked in on me fapping and took my laptop away for two months.

never ever fap with people home LOL.
Your walking backwards story reminded me of mine. Good God.

It was freshman year in high school and i had leaked out of my fucking pants when I was on my period. I was sitting down and I got up and saw that there was blood on the seat (easily wipable) and my friend was like "dude stop getting chocolate all over the place" since he thought it did look like chocolate. Anyway I knew for a fact that there was a huge stain on my god damn pants. It was lunch time and I knew when it was over - I had to walk back to class which was upstairs - and people can easily see my ass walking upstairs. I had to think fast.
LUCKILY I had a jacket with me and i tied it around my waist like it was "cool" in the 90s and walked back upstairs. THEN luckily I had my scrubs uniform with me in my bag. I went to the bathroom and wore that. Shit no one saw thank god. Replaced my bloody pants with it. lol. 

[Supertoaster]

never ever fap with people home LOL.
Your walking backwards story reminded me of mine. Good God.

It was freshman year in high school and i had leaked out of my fucking pants when I was on my period. I was sitting down and I got up and saw that there was blood on the seat (easily wipable) and my friend was like "dude stop getting chocolate all over the place" since he thought it did look like chocolate. Anyway I knew for a fact that there was a huge stain on my god damn pants. It was lunch time and I knew when it was over - I had to walk back to class which was upstairs - and people can easily see my ass walking upstairs. I had to think fast.
LUCKILY I had a jacket with me and i tied it around my waist like it was "cool" in the 90s and walked back upstairs. THEN luckily I had my scrubs uniform with me in my bag. I went to the bathroom and wore that. Shit no one saw thank god. Replaced my bloody pants with it. lol.

this makes me glad to be a male

[Lavenchie]

This one time I was like taking a test in reading about this book we were reading called "Bud not Buddy" and when it came to question 39 it said "Why did Bud check out a book at the library" Since it was multiple choices I had to circle one of them, But answer D was " Because he wanted to become a janitor in the public schools" and I just shouted out loud "What type of fucking question is that?" After that I got sent to the principle's office for swearing and he gave me this 20 minute lecture on not to swear, Afterwords I was Called Captain. Packer because I swore so much.


TL;DR I cussed at a stupid answer and got in trouble.

[The Ghost Of Anony Mouse]

while i was getting ready to go home from school and we were lining up, i pulled off a sudden movement and hit a girl passing by

[Ἆxule]

never ever fap with people home LOL.
Your walking backwards story reminded me of mine. Good God.

It was freshman year in high school and i had leaked out of my fucking pants when I was on my period. I was sitting down and I got up and saw that there was blood on the seat (easily wipable) and my friend was like "dude stop getting chocolate all over the place" since he thought it did look like chocolate. Anyway I knew for a fact that there was a huge stain on my god damn pants. It was lunch time and I knew when it was over - I had to walk back to class which was upstairs - and people can easily see my ass walking upstairs. I had to think fast.
LUCKILY I had a jacket with me and i tied it around my waist like it was "cool" in the 90s and walked back upstairs. THEN luckily I had my scrubs uniform with me in my bag. I went to the bathroom and wore that. Shit no one saw thank god. Replaced my bloody pants with it. lol.

I wish I were your friend. You have many interesting stories

[Sabb]

This one time I was like taking a test in reading about this book we were reading called "Bud not Buddy" and when it came to question 39 it said "Why did Bud check out a book at the library" Since it was multiple choices I had to circle one of them, But answer D was " Because he wanted to become a janitor in the public schools" and I just shouted out loud "What type of fucking question is that?" After that I got sent to the principle's office for swearing and he gave me this 20 minute lecture on not to swear, Afterwords I was Called Captain. Packer because I swore so much.


TL;DR I cussed at a stupid answer and got in trouble.

This bitch at my school cussed out the guidance counsellor, VP and principal and probably got less of a punishment than you LOL.
Like, she called the VP a douchebag, the principle a prick, can't remember about the guidance counsellor.
My school is reary good.

EDIT:

I wish I were your friend. You have many interesting stories

No you don't.

[Devie]

Okay, I just had another one.. I was discussing taking a piss with sabb just now and I realized I have a story.

Proudly and I were friends back when we were kids. His mom was friends with my parents. Over time we moved etc and was separated until middle school. Anyway, we were both around 5-6 years old. We were having a playdate at his house and he decided to pee. Well I was watching him pee and he was standing up. I didn't understand this back then, but I was so curious as to HOW he's able to do that. Anyway, I asked him how he's doing that and he said his dad taught him how to hold it. So he offered to teach me. He told me to stand by the toilet and hold it --- I pinched the living fuck out of my thing to try to aim at the toilet..

Didn't work. I peed all over myself.
His mom saw it and screamed.

Then I started crying.

[Sabb]

Okay, I just had another one.. I was discussing taking a piss with sabb just now and I realized I have a story.

Proudly and I were friends back when we were kids. His mom was friends with my parents. Over time we moved etc and was separated until middle school. Anyway, we were both around 5-6 years old. We were having a playdate at his house and he decided to pee. Well I was watching him pee and he was standing up. I didn't understand this back then, but I was so curious as to HOW he's able to do that. Anyway, I asked him how he's doing that and he said his dad taught him how to hold it. So he offered to teach me. He told me to stand by the toilet and hold it --- I pinched the living fuck out of my thing to try to aim at the toilet..

Didn't work. I peed all over myself.
His mom saw it and screamed.

Then I started crying.

Good job, Chip.

[Deathstrike]

One time i woke up really tired. I then needed to take a shit. I went to the restroom and sat down on the toilet. But i fotgot to pull down my pants :/

[Apie2]

Once, I was like 11 or something don't know exactly anymore. But I did go to the teacher and said ''I feel sick can I go home?''. Teacher said ''No Thomas don't lie to me.'' The next moment I felt something coming up and puked over her shoes. Shit was funny eventought I was feeling sick like hell. She always believed me after that when I said I was sick. Good times.

[blαh2355]

Okay, I just had another one.. I was discussing taking a piss with sabb just now and I realized I have a story.

Proudly and I were friends back when we were kids. His mom was friends with my parents. Over time we moved etc and was separated until middle school. Anyway, we were both around 5-6 years old. We were having a playdate at his house and he decided to pee. Well I was watching him pee and he was standing up. I didn't understand this back then, but I was so curious as to HOW he's able to do that. Anyway, I asked him how he's doing that and he said his dad taught him how to hold it. So he offered to teach me. He told me to stand by the toilet and hold it --- I pinched the living fuck out of my thing to try to aim at the toilet..

Didn't work. I peed all over myself.
His mom saw it and screamed.

Then I started crying.

That sounds a lot like a rage comic I read a few days ago.

[Astropilot]

Once, I was like 11 or something don't know exactly anymore. But I did go to the teacher and said ''I feel sick can I go home?''. Teacher said ''No Thomas don't lie to me.'' The next moment I felt something coming up and puked over her shoes. Shit was funny eventought I was feeling sick like hell. She always believed me after that when I said I was sick. Good times.

Oh man...if only I had puked at the right times back in elementary school...

[Devie]

Most recent embarassing story:

New years eve 2011. Holy shit it was such a fun night..
Have you ever remembered your dream? It was like I was dreaming but I was in real life, blurry vision, everything was like fish eye lens.
I threw up everywhere that night.
I was crying and throwing up at the same time.

I threw up in the hallway of my friends bathroom. I also told proudly to pull over - I opened the door and I just hurled - this went on for about ... the whole night LOL.

sigh. Everyone talked about it...