Embarrassing thread go!

[ٶȻhriʂ]

-I was in fourth grade,I was sitting next to my best friend and this girl I really liked sat infront of me,
then I felt a loud fart coming on,I hold on as much as I could until I violently farted,
after that everyone started looking at me and backing away in disgust,
I was just sitting there like a statue, since then I allways remembered to take a shit if needed before school...

-I was in 6th grade,i needed to take a piss so i went to the toilets,
my school had only 3 toilets in both M/Girls room so all of them were full,me in one of them,
then some impatient asshole decided to fucking burst my door open while i was pissing,
i quickly pulled my pants up till they covered my Dick then i shut the door on his ass and fixed my pants

i never use school toilets anymore

[Devie]

-Valentines day last year. Proudly and I were sleeping after u know what - and his dad suddenly came home from work and busted in the door and saw us. We were both still naked sleeping.
Proudly said "we were just sleeping". He was just implying that he didnt walk in on us actually doing it. We were just sleeping.
proudlys dad said "I know you guys don't just "sleep" on valentines day"..

-LOL, last week - we were actually in the middle of it - and I was making noises. Proudlys dad once again suddenly came home from work and went in the house - this time he didn't bust open the door - he walked by the door (i know for a fact he heard us), went to his room - grabbed something and left. Proudly received a phonecall later that day from his furious father. God only knows what it couldve been if he did bust open that door because OMG.

[Astropilot]

No offence but after reading all these posts I just want to say...there is a lot of toilet problems here.

[Supertoaster]

I cant even use the bathrooms at my school.

1. The toilets are FUCKING DISGUSTING AND NOONE EVER FLUSHES
2. Some toilets are automatic but half don't work
3. People piss all over the ground
4. It smells of weed and piss
5. Other kids actually eat in the bathroom and leave all their shit in there (fucking gross)

[Fenix]

Mmm. Back in 5th grade, I was opening applesauce in a public lunch area. When I opened it, I used too much force and it got all over my crotch. I had to run cross campus to get to my nurse, along with getting out of the lunch area.

I play in a school band, and my teacher opens up the room before school for practice. A kid I know was practicing and I was going to say "I'm going to make you play bad." Then, I thought "I'm going to make this hard for you."
In the end, "I'm going to make you hard." He eventually told the girl I somewhat secretly am in love with.

[Seb]

I remember in fourth grade I decided to grab one of those juice packets at both ends and bend them down, pushing them together until it popped. It popped with more force than I thought and showered the table with apple juice.

lol

[Devie]

LOL I remember in 8th grade I was playing with my friends. He was asking me to throw the tator tots and he'll catch it with his mouth. Well he was really good at catching them as I was across from him. But around the 5th tator tot - I guess I didn't throw it at an angle and threw it straight at his mouth - well it went STRAIGHT down his throat and he started choking BAD. and they had to do the Heimlich maneuver on him. 
This whole time I was sitting there laughing my ass off.

[[Valor]iPounce]

Oh god I just remembered.

When we were playing DotA on a computer shop, damn we were screaming loud, and then everyone went silent then serious on our last clash, Fucking awesome clash. After that all of us jumped off to our chairs then fucking screaming. All of the people were like 0_o then we sat down quietly without any hesitation or extra movement.

[Captain Communism]

Kept falling today at school...

Turns out, hobnails + tile = bad.

Had to get some shoes from the school's storage.

Now my chest hurts from having the wind repeatedly knocked out of me.

[Seb]

Kept falling today at school...

Turns out, hobnails + tile = bad.

Had to get some shoes from the school's storage.

Now my chest hurts from having the wind repeatedly knocked out of me.

why the fuck would you wear boots to school

please don't tell me you go to school in your nazi garb because that'd be all kinds of awesome and stupid at the same time

[Captain Communism]

why the fuck would you wear boots to school

please don't tell me you don't go in your nazi garb because that'd be all kinds of awesome and stupid at the same time

Don't worry, I don't.

The closest I've come to that is going as an East German officer from the Cold War during Spirit Week's costume day.

[Sabb]

Those awkward moments when you touch someone/someone else touches you accidentally.
And of course I mean more than the average bump of the shoulder.
I... can't remember the the name of the video but someone posted one about it a while ago... I'm sure someone else will find it.

[Deacon]

It was an accident, sabb.

A very sensual accident.

[Seb]

Those awkward moments when you touch someone/someone else touches you accidentally.
And of course I mean more than the average bump of the shoulder.
I... can't remember the the name of the video but someone posted one about it a while ago... I'm sure someone else will find it.

Then act like it isn't awkward.

alpha ass fuck

[○ Μαρία ○]

Those awkward moments when you touch someone/someone else touches you accidentally.
And of course I mean more than the average bump of the shoulder.
I... can't remember the the name of the video but someone posted one about it a while ago... I'm sure someone else will find it.

Awkward Physical Contacts