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« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2012, 06:57:07 PM »
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public speaking with my bio presentation of malaria....ended up calling the medicine anti-malware....among countless other trip-ups and stuff.  everyone was just staring  :'(

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« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2012, 07:07:21 PM »
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Okay. I was on my phone and I didn't realize my earbuds were plugged in. So I went to watch a youtube video and there was an ad for Katy Perry. You can guess what happened next


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« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2012, 07:12:56 PM »
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are you jealous of my massive cock?
We're not talking about chickens.


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« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2012, 07:59:49 PM »
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We're not talking about chickens.
who says i'm not a chicken

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« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2012, 08:30:36 PM »
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One time I left during a skype call, went to the bathroom, came back and ate lunch, did some other stuff, then sat back down at my computer to have a fap.

I forgot that I put on my headset by force of habit, and the call was still open.

I eventually noticed when they pointed it out, and I made up a bullshit excuse.

It's even worse if you know who I'm talking about.

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« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2012, 08:52:16 PM »
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One time I left during a skype call, went to the bathroom, came back and ate lunch, did some other stuff, then sat back down at my computer to have a fap.

I forgot that I put on my headset by force of habit, and the call was still open.

I eventually noticed when they pointed it out, and I made up a bullshit excuse.

It's even worse if you know who I'm talking about.
dropped your pants on skype?

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« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2012, 08:53:14 PM »
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One time I left during a skype call, went to the bathroom, came back and ate lunch, did some other stuff, then sat back down at my computer to have a fap.

I forgot that I put on my headset by force of habit, and the call was still open.

I eventually noticed when they pointed it out, and I made up a bullshit excuse.

It's even worse if you know who I'm talking about.

>implying you have never intentionally masturbated on a skype call

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« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2012, 08:58:57 PM »
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I was under a table when i was at kindergarden, this dude vomitted under and manage to dodge it like a ninja and I looked at it, I vomitted his head off/

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« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2012, 09:09:08 PM »
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dropped your pants on skype?

that was another time

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« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2012, 12:34:39 AM »
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when i was 8, i was going to the bathroom first time in the school. two kids were sitting near this bathroom door and i went to do my business.
they started looking under the door and saw my bum.

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« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2012, 01:15:07 AM »
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-I wanted to join a talent show and sing. I picked out a song, gave it to the coordinator, and never practiced. When it came time, all I did was stand there and mumble stuff. They ended up cutting it half-way and clapping me off the stage. I never really felt too embarrassed from this, but it's there none the less.

-Was taking a dump in school and a kid just throws the door open. I didn't see who it was because it was like a bright light, all I could see was the shadow. Haven't taken a dump in school since then.

-I wasn't exactly the stylish kid on the block. One day, I thought it would be cool to where my belt hanging on my waist. I wore a shirt over the belt however. Later with an encounter in the bathroom, I lift up my shirt and a couple guys point out that only women do that. So I learned that the hard way,

-We were all crowding in front of the building, just getting off out buss' when  this really rude black chick just pushes her way through everyone. I don't know why to this day, but I pushed her back. She turned around and slapped me in front of the whole crowd. Surprised and shocked, all I could do was do that movement that usually involves the saying, "what man? you wanna fight?" Thankfully, she left me be and went on her own way.

You definatley learn a lot from school -_-

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« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2012, 03:30:49 AM »
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kids just love bathroom pranks LOL.

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« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2012, 04:38:12 AM »
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When i sat down on the school toilet to take a dump but forgot to put the bum seat down.

Never...
ever...

...take a dump in a school toilet every again.


When i saw my mums car at school to pick me up and i smiled and waved like an idiot. then i looked at the person driving and the number plate...

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Re: Embarrassing thread go!
« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2012, 05:24:05 AM »
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-I wanted to join a talent show and sing. I picked out a song, gave it to the coordinator, and never practiced. When it came time, all I did was stand there and mumble stuff. They ended up cutting it half-way and clapping me off the stage. I never really felt too embarrassed from this, but it's there none the less.

-Was taking a dump in school and a kid just throws the door open. I didn't see who it was because it was like a bright light, all I could see was the shadow. Haven't taken a dump in school since then.

-I wasn't exactly the stylish kid on the block. One day, I thought it would be cool to where my belt hanging on my waist. I wore a shirt over the belt however. Later with an encounter in the bathroom, I lift up my shirt and a couple guys point out that only women do that. So I learned that the hard way,

-We were all crowding in front of the building, just getting off out buss' when  this really rude black chick just pushes her way through everyone. I don't know why to this day, but I pushed her back. She turned around and slapped me in front of the whole crowd. Surprised and shocked, all I could do was do that movement that usually involves the saying, "what man? you wanna fight?" Thankfully, she left me be and went on her own way.

You definatley learn a lot from school -_-

Lol man I feel bad for you. I can just picture your pathetic squirming self as the guy just slams the door open. AHAHA I never use the bathroom at my school, shit is nasty.
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Re: Embarrassing thread go!
« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2012, 06:57:26 AM »
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One time I left during a skype call, went to the bathroom, came back and ate lunch, did some other stuff, then sat back down at my computer to have a fap.

I forgot that I put on my headset by force of habit, and the call was still open.

I eventually noticed when they pointed it out, and I made up a bullshit excuse.

It's even worse if you know who I'm talking about.
At least you didn't leave your webcam on. Can't say the same for Danny.


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