Tiger Guy Chronicles: The Drunk Hero

[Tiger Guy]

Yeah, shows over now. It was good, and very dangerous, while it lasted.

[Seb]

Yeah, shows over now. It was good, and very dangerous, while it lasted.

Do you remember any of this happening?

[Astropilot]

I wonder how Tiger is right now.

[Tiger Guy]

Do you remember any of this happening?

Yes, every bit.

[Cable]

Never done drugs or drank alcohol.

[Seb]

Never done drugs or drank alcohol.

pussy

nah i kid, it's a slippery slope. It sucks to, anyways. I just can't get enough of that bitter air taste.

[Supertoaster]

pussy

I just can't get enough of that bitter air taste.

fart

[Seb]

fart

Bitter, sour, liquefied air. Not rancid or putrid.

[Sabb]

look at babbies discovering alcohol

NOW GET YOUR SHIT OFF OF TEQUILA OR MARGARITA OR W.E THE FUCK IT WAS
GOD

Also... drunk people annoy me. Usually.
Even when I'm drunk. I've gotten pretty drunk before, but I still act normal for the most part. A little more easily humoured (yes even more so) but I don't talk stupid and stuff. Basically the people I've been drunk with didn't really know I was drunk at all. Except for the guy supplying the alcohol lol.
And my friend when I stumbled. Mostly after the bastard sac'd me.