The weirdest dream you've had

[Ἆxule]

Going off from what I remember..

I'm at a store for some reason, and as I'm leaving, a man comes up to me. He begins to offer me something. The way he was offering it seemed like it was an animal or something of the like. However, when he shows me what it is, it turns out it was something completely different. This is where it gets weird. I'll try to explain it as well as I can:

Imagine a head bust, except instead of one head, it's two heads connected together, sort of like Siamese twins. The head bust is only of the head, it doesn't go any lower than that. Now these heads are of extremely mentally challenged Asian's whose face is distorted beyond belief. What makes it even more weird was that it was an actual living person, or rather people because it was two separate people.

I felt really bad for the these two, but I didn't want to have to worry about taking care of them. In the end however, I ended up "adopting" them. With that, I took them home and tried my best to take care of them.

While at my house, I'm holding the heads in a way that felt very weird for me. The two heads and I were arguing about something when suddenly both heads just crack apart into different size shards and fall all over the floor. You could see their brain and their expression as they felt the staggering pain. Turned out, the way I was holding them was putting pressure on parts of the head that couldn't handle it or something.

For whatever reason, I was so scared to clean up the mess, and I wanted to tell the police that I had accidentally killed these guys, so I called 911. Some girl came immediately and started cleaning up the mess. I remember as she was cleaning it, she said something to me, but I don't remember what it was.

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So yeah. Your weirdest dream? (not scariest, because there is already a thread about that.)

[jimonions]

I was looking for treasure in an enormous swimming pool.

fun fact: everyone and everything you see in your dream, you have seen with your own eyes before such as someones face or a building etc.

[Tezuni]

Weirdest:

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The leprechaun from lucky charms was trying to sabotage my hot air balloon with a knife because of his philosophy or something, I forget.  I was pretty mad at him, but I realized it was a dream and knew that if I felt in control, it would turn out well.  I also knew that if I felt fear or that I might lose control of the situation, things would go badly.

Scariest:

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A scary thought:
What if we are tormented every night by horrific dreams beyond conscious imagination, and these dreams are suppressed (almost fully) when we are conscious? (Perhaps a type of mental defense)

I remember just one thing from what I suspect was among the worst dreams I've had.  It was a demonic looking Minotaur, and when I say demonic I mean the most evil looking type of Minotaur.  I could see the intent on its face, it was pure evil, over 100 times the severity of when you're walking down a dark street and you get watched by some guy you know is up to no good.  When you see something like that you never forget the feeling.

[Shockah]

I can't remember all of it, but it involved the Harlequin from Assassin's Creed and several cases of rape both perpetrated by and perpetrated against said Harlequin.

[Don]

I once dreamt of visiting England with gamefreak and Snivy and participating in some real-world pokemon tournament.

[Sabb]

Inb4 Devie's more than usual fucked up storie(s).

[semy32]

I had more weird dreams.
Here's 2 of the weirdest ones:

So in this dream I woke up and did the everyday stuff,everything was normal except that everyone was a furry.Then I SADLY woke up.

My other weird dream was this:

I was at valve's offices, I murdered everyone who was there and stole a copy of hl3. While I was walking out of the building I ran into Gabe and he shot me in the face with a reolver in slow motion.

[The Ghost Of Anony Mouse]

 I have a really fucked up mind. So i was just walking on a mountain with my school uniform and bag until i passed by a lamp. I went into the bus and there were some normal guys i guess. So the bus was just goin up the mountain and up.

Then i saw a painting of lightning. (wtf i know right) The bus continued to go up the mountain until some "real" lightning came and pretty much everything was getting fucked up. When i was near waking up (weird part incoming) i heard "bus hole bus hole bus hole" by some weird old guy.

Then i woke up and i was like

[Frank]

When I was 5 or 6, I dreamt the worst thing I have ever:

I was on what seemed to be a gas station, and 2 metres away from me was standing a 29-year-old woman holding a baby. Moments later, her baby somehow slipped, and fell through a sewer... except its head stopped it from going further. But, in like 4-5 seconds, its head exploded, and the baby's body then continued going down. I was there for 10 more seconds and I woke up.

I never remember any dreams, and if I do they're usually about sex. Which I have like 1 each 2 years. Also, this this the most nightmare-ish dream I've had, or that I know of.

[Seb]

I dreamt once in fifth grade that my best friend at the time went on a chainsaw massacre and framed me for it. The next year he dropped me. Motherfucker.

[Astropilot]

Zombie apocalypse. A large group of people had to go on a train to get to somewhere else. At the end we gathered kitchen tools to fight zombies.

[Cake Faice]

One was where I threw a potato at a horse and it exploded.

[Purple]

almost all of my dreams have my friends in it, or the last person I talked to, so I feel really creepy when I wake up ):

so all my dreams are weird, but if I had to choose, it would probably be this one dream, I was at my cousin brice's house and he was chasing my brother around with that ghost mask from scream.., or one of the sex dreams I have that are always of people I don't know.

[·UηİŦ··]

One was where I threw a potato at a horse and it exploded.

Someone please become a CGI artist and animate that.

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The one wherein I'm randomly a Lumber Mill Worker or something and I legit take time getting ready for work like 'every other day' and then when I'm talking to my Co-workers about some stupid joke or some shit they all stare in horror and I turn around and I've cut off my hands and I see them roll into the machine and I fucking look at my stumps and scream and scream and no one's doing anything but staring silently and I can feel warm blood everywhere but I can't see it except for my sleeves and it won't stop and I run towards the stop button in the hallway because I can still see my mangled hands and I think I can save them and trip and fall on them and scream harder because it's like I can still feel my hands and I just start screaming louder and louder until I'm deaf and everything is like it's in the corner of my eyes and the person on the intercom is just speaking in this low unintelligible drone and then I wake up sobbing.

[Deacon]

The closest thing I've ever had to a sex dream is one time a girl smiled at me.



In a dream.








God DAMMIT.