The weirdest dream you've had

[blαh2355]

The closest thing I've ever had to a sex dream is one time a girl smiled at me.



In a dream.








God DAMMIT.

*slow clap*

[Doctor Who]

The closest thing I've ever had to a sex dream is one time a girl smiled at me.

In a dream.

God DAMMIT.

My dream immediately change to another dream or wake me up before I have some sexual dream ;-;

And the weirdest dream I ever had was a lucid dream :3

[Tiger Guy]

This isn't really a dream, but I'll count it:

One time, I was playing ZS, and I died (as usual.) I got somewhat mad because I was doing good, and swung my arm back in frustration. What I actually did is hit my chair in my funny bone so hard I knocked myself out. For the next 2-3 minutes, I was hearing strange noises, probably people on their mics. Then I just woke up to see me just standing there as a zombies. Shit was weird yo. My hand was numb for hours after that.

[Foofoojack]

This isn't really a dream, but I'll count it:

One time, I was playing ZS, and I died (as usual.) I got somewhat mad because I was doing good, and swung my arm back in frustration. What I actually did is hit my chair in my funny bone so hard I knocked myself out. For the next 2-3 minutes, I was hearing strange noises, probably people on their mics. Then I just woke up to see me just standing there as a zombies. Shit was weird yo. My hand was numb for hours after that.

LOL


I tried to picture this in my head, and it looked hilarious.

[Seb]

This isn't really a dream, but I'll count it:

One time, I was playing ZS, and I died (as usual.) I got somewhat mad because I was doing good, and swung my arm back in frustration. What I actually did is hit my chair in my funny bone so hard I knocked myself out. For the next 2-3 minutes, I was hearing strange noises, probably people on their mics. Then I just woke up to see me just standing there as a zombies. Shit was weird yo. My hand was numb for hours after that.

Party hard.

[Cake Faice]

The closest thing I've ever had to a sex dream is one time a girl smiled at me.



In a dream.








God DAMMIT.

I've had a dream like that once. We got past the smiling part and things were transitioning until...

LOL I'M A FUCKING ALARMCLOCK, WAKE UP AT 6, ASSHOLE.

And worst of all...it was a monday on a dragged on school week.

[Supertoaster]

I was having sex and calling someone on the phone about how I was having sex

[Cable]

I was in my house, and I walked into my parents room. It was late at night. When I came inside, the window was open and my parents were missing. From the room I could see a bear outside and its eyes were glowing yellow. This scared me, so I ran out of the room into the bathroom. When I looked inside the toilet, there was a big fucking eye ball in the toilet bowl. I got so scared at this point I woke up. I had this dream when I was like 9.

[Doctor Who]

I was in my house, and I walked into my parents room. It was late at night. When I came inside, the window was open and my parents were missing. From the room I could see a bear outside and its eyes were glowing yellow. This scared me, so I ran out of the room into the bathroom. When I looked inside the toilet, there was a big fucking eye ball in the toilet bowl. I got so scared at this point I woke up. I had this dream when I was like 9.

What the fuck I had the same exact dream as this when I was 10 but the different parts were that the bear was trying to break through the window and when I ran upstairs to my parents room but down the long hallway somehow some magical blanket popped out of nowhere on top of me and it felt like a net while the bear was right behind me..

[The Ghost Of Anony Mouse]

This isn't really a dream, but I'll count it:

One time, I was playing ZS, and I died (as usual.) I got somewhat mad because I was doing good, and swung my arm back in frustration. What I actually did is hit my chair in my funny bone so hard I knocked myself out. For the next 2-3 minutes, I was hearing strange noises, probably people on their mics. Then I just woke up to see me just standing there as a zombies. Shit was weird yo. My hand was numb for hours after that.

have you already said that in the trauma thread? the funny bone part

[Supertoaster]

I have had dreams where I am literally in 'Hell'. I was climbing up this weird dark ladder in a dark room with corpses hanging on the walls with some dim lights illuminating them with my cat. I got to the top of the ladder and set a picnic blanket and my cat fell into a meat processor. I tried to find him and suddenly a ton of guts/meat of some shit blew out of the machines and thats when I woke up

I've also had partically lucid dreams where I know I'm dreaming but I cannot control anything. I usually get these in the morning because I occasionally get sleep parlaysis

[Tiger Guy]

Also when I was young, I had a dream I was on a gameshow. I got a question wrong so I had to eat a shoe or die. I don't know man, I don't know.

[The Ghost Of Anony Mouse]

last night i got a scp ish dream where i was walking in this huge car tunnel. the further i got into it and the lights would get darker.
suddenly i fell through the floor and was infront of two islands.

when i walked through the water to get on it there was a guy with a lemonade glass. i went closer and he turned around with boogeyman face. didnt wake up. then the sky glowing in red and it said "fuckis fuckis fuckis". woke up and was like

[Ἆxule]

Since the topic of sex and lucid dreaming came up, it reminded me of another dream.

Me almost having a sex dream

Spoiler: Dream 1 (click to show/hide)

IRL:
I had just learned about lucid dreaming and started researching it. After awhile, I talked to some people and I remember someone told me that a good trick was to stare at your hand to realize you're dreaming.

Dream:
For whatever reason, that had somehow gotten inside my dream without me knowing. I didn't go to sleep at night going "look at your hand, look at your hand". In my dream, once I had started starting at my hand, I soon realized that I was dreaming. I'm almost certain however that I was only lucid long enough to put my dream in a certain direction. I suppose I wanted to dream of sex because I ended up in a woman's room, or rather chamber. It seemed that this whole place was a castle and that I was in the princess's chamber. We started kissing each other and as soon as I got to her neck, she dies. Still wanting to have sex, I take her body out of the room into this big hallway and a maid see's me and starts yelling at me. That's when I woke up.

Me sorta having a sex dream

Spoiler: Dream 2 (click to show/hide)

IRL: I think this dream was right around when this girl had asked me out. I told I wasn't looking for a relationship, and life moved on.

Dream: From what I can remember, I was at my Great Grandfather's house. For some odd reason though, it wasn't exactly his house. His backyard was gigantic compared to his real yard. Anyways, on one side of the yard, there was this huge tower that contained all of my Great Grandfather's memories, such as WW2 (which he served in) and a bunch of other stuff that happened throughout his life. Out of nowhere, this other old man comes down the stairs and starts doing a hand stand. Turns out, this guys wasn't wearing anything underneath ._.  Once we step back out of the tower, two rockets shoot over our heads and hit the house.

Suddenly, the whole yard turns into a really large life boat. We end up being in the middle of a battle between some ships father out in the ocean and a military base on land. In my dream, it was really intense, scary like really, and I was certain we were all going to die. The girl who had asked me out was in the life boat and she brought up the fact that if we were going to die, we might as well experience sex. I was all for the idea, so I took off my pants with my underwear still on and started to do it. During this, the "war" turns out to be over and we're all safe and such. It was at this time that I realized that I didn't want to fully have sex with this girl, so I began to go a lot faster so that I would release before I took off my underwear.

[toehawk]

this is actually a hallucenation, not a dream. ( non drug enduced ) i was in florida after a 19 consecutive hour flight  with no sleep for 2 days going on 3, on the last flight they did not serve water, so when i arrived in orlando (or whatever i forget) there was a shuttle launch in 4 hours in jacksonville so we rented a nice car and booked it over there, when we arrived i was sick but thirsty so i got a jug of mountain dew and headed for the beach. it is now 2:00 me being a northerner thoght florida was really hot so i was wearin shorts and a tshirt. so i got hypothermia, dehydration and sleep deprevation along with a flu. so after the shuttle launch was CANCELLED me and my father decided to sleep in our car. so as i got further into exposure i randomly left the car. and i dont remember anymore reality after that. during my hallucenations i thoght that we had :

ran someone over and killed them, fallen into a pit of mirrors and been cut to shreds by shards of mirror, that i had unsucsessfully hung myself, got chased my cops. lit a building on fire and strangled my best freind and i remember lights slowly slipping by and constant screaming."

i woke up one day later in a hotel in ohio with a massive headache. it was my number 1 reason i never ever tried narcotics in my life. ever.