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Offline Captain Communism

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I didn't mean it like THAT
« on: April 29, 2012, 07:44:10 PM »
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Post your funny sayings here!

The governor's staff refused to confirm or deny he had been going to town on the tin pastry.
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Offline cogsandspigots

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Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2012, 09:02:08 PM »
Shut the door! I'm
salting the hungry raccoon!

 ;)
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Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2012, 09:18:16 PM »
You can't expect me to believe you were only
pillaging the moist Argentinian goat.

LOL
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Offline The Ghost Of Anony Mouse

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Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2012, 01:25:36 AM »
You should have seen your face! You looked like you were
fondling the screaming cotton candy.

haha what
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Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2012, 01:28:45 AM »
The last time I had this much fun, I was
firing the bed.

Edit:

She checked the coast was clear before
beating the lower carrot.

LOL
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Offline Samo

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Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2012, 02:26:09 AM »
She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were
hitting the turtle
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Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2012, 03:12:06 AM »
Shut the door! I'm

firing the Argentinian tadpole!


biological weapon's  ;)
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Offline Dale Feles

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Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2012, 03:49:54 AM »
OHGODWHATISTHIS

"I couldn't believe my luck as she started
spewing forth the little sweaty robot."
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Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2012, 07:10:28 AM »
"From behind the curtain came the unmistakable sounds of hitting the goddess."



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Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2012, 03:38:26 PM »
As the kids say, she was

hammering the legendary internal onions.

haha, what
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Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2012, 04:15:03 PM »
You should have seen him
flirting with the wife's otter's cactus.
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Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2012, 04:51:44 PM »
Shut the door! I'm
imbibing the burrito!
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Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2012, 03:25:24 PM »
You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were
punching the dolphin.

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Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2012, 10:29:18 AM »
The friendly men spent an enjoyable afternoon
lubricating the roaring crankshaft.

Jesus Christ...
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Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2012, 11:59:07 AM »
Instead, she spent the night alone, boxing the salami.


Oh my....
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