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Title: I didn't mean it like THAT
Post by: Captain Communism on April 29, 2012, 07:44:10 PM
http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism (http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism)

It's a euphemism generator.
Post your funny sayings here!

The governor's staff refused to confirm or deny he had been going to town on the tin pastry.
Title: Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
Post by: cogsandspigots on April 29, 2012, 09:02:08 PM
Shut the door! I'm
salting the hungry raccoon!

 ;)
Title: Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
Post by: Jman on April 29, 2012, 09:18:16 PM
You can't expect me to believe you were only
pillaging the moist Argentinian goat.

LOL
Title: Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
Post by: The Ghost Of Anony Mouse on April 30, 2012, 01:25:36 AM
You should have seen your face! You looked like you were
fondling the screaming cotton candy.

haha what
Title: Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
Post by: Ἆxule on April 30, 2012, 01:28:45 AM
The last time I had this much fun, I was
firing the bed.

Edit:

She checked the coast was clear before
beating the lower carrot.

LOL
Title: Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
Post by: Samo on April 30, 2012, 02:26:09 AM
She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were
hitting the turtle
Title: Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
Post by: TehHank on April 30, 2012, 03:12:06 AM
Shut the door! I'm

firing the Argentinian tadpole!


biological weapon's  ;)
Title: Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
Post by: Dale Feles on April 30, 2012, 03:49:54 AM
OHGODWHATISTHIS

"I couldn't believe my luck as she started
spewing forth the little sweaty robot."
Title: Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
Post by: Foofoojack on April 30, 2012, 07:10:28 AM
"From behind the curtain came the unmistakable sounds of hitting the goddess."



.___________.
Title: Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
Post by: blαh2355 on April 30, 2012, 03:38:26 PM
As the kids say, she was

hammering the legendary internal onions.

haha, what
Title: Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
Post by: Astropilot on April 30, 2012, 04:15:03 PM
You should have seen him
flirting with the wife's otter's cactus.
Title: Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
Post by: Loke on April 30, 2012, 04:51:44 PM
Shut the door! I'm
imbibing the burrito!
Title: Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on May 01, 2012, 03:25:24 PM
You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were
punching the dolphin.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on May 03, 2012, 10:29:18 AM
The friendly men spent an enjoyable afternoon
lubricating the roaring crankshaft.

Jesus Christ...
Title: Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
Post by: Shawn on May 03, 2012, 11:59:07 AM
Instead, she spent the night alone, boxing the salami.


Oh my....
Title: Re: I didn't mean it like THAT
Post by: The Ghost Of Anony Mouse on May 03, 2012, 09:13:07 PM
Let's just say I had a lot to learn about
hazing the waffle.