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Bad Translator translations
« on: April 29, 2012, 06:45:25 PM »
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Post your bad translator results here. It's easy as Pie |35 translations later| -> Rounded

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Use 35 number of translations for best results.


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Re: Bad Translator translations
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2012, 07:31:40 PM »
"ozzy"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Ozzy"

That's disappointing.


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Re: Bad Translator translations
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2012, 07:39:01 PM »
There's already a thread of this.


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Re: Bad Translator translations
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2012, 08:35:14 AM »
There's already a thread of this.
It's extremely old though. No problem with making another.


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Re: Bad Translator translations
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2012, 09:15:37 AM »
Original text:

"fried dicknut feces"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Dicknut baked slowly"

yeah...

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Re: Bad Translator translations
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2012, 10:10:55 AM »
"No ad, I don't want to meet Russian Singles..."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Anyone find a anonk Russia men want."

Well okay.


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Re: Bad Translator translations
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2012, 10:55:17 AM »
Original text:

"The kangaroo jumped high over the dog house and smashed into the truck, killing the two drivers."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This article discusses two songs to kill a kangaroo."


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Re: Bad Translator translations
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2012, 03:35:41 PM »
Original text:

"RnD"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Ronda"

RnD should now be renamed Ronda.



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Re: Bad Translator translations
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2012, 03:49:49 PM »
"Spread butter on my head"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Head of distribution of oil."
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Re: Bad Translator translations
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2012, 06:43:49 PM »
"waitu piggu go home"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Wait for karaoke."

wut

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Re: Bad Translator translations
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2012, 06:52:09 PM »
"I love sockjobs from furries"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Song of the Convention love Sockjob"

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Re: Bad Translator translations
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2012, 07:03:37 PM »
*sigh* Its broken for me, give gives out empty text and the translation after spending 20 minutes doing it. Actually it gives "" on the first translation but I was kind enough to let it continue.
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Re: Bad Translator translations
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2012, 12:57:07 PM »
Original text:

"BEWARE OF DOG"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Dog Memorial"


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Re: Bad Translator translations
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2012, 08:40:48 AM »
"Eat the poo poo."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Fu-Fu and nutrition"

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