Bad Translator translations

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IT'S THAT BAD

[Sabb]

"ozzy"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Ozzy"

That's disappointing.

[Deathie]

There's already a thread of this.

[Sabb]

There's already a thread of this.

It's extremely old though. No problem with making another.

[The Ghost Of Anony Mouse]

Original text:

"fried dicknut feces"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Dicknut baked slowly"

yeah...

[Sabb]

"No ad, I don't want to meet Russian Singles..."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Anyone find a anonk Russia men want."

Well okay.

[Cable]

Original text:

"The kangaroo jumped high over the dog house and smashed into the truck, killing the two drivers."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This article discusses two songs to kill a kangaroo."


What

[blαh2355]

Original text:

"RnD"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Ronda"

RnD should now be renamed Ronda.

[Seb]

"Spread butter on my head"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Head of distribution of oil."

[Don]

"waitu piggu go home"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Wait for karaoke."

wut

[semy32]

"I love sockjobs from furries"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Song of the Convention love Sockjob"

[Osme]

*sigh* Its broken for me, give gives out empty text and the translation after spending 20 minutes doing it. Actually it gives "" on the first translation but I was kind enough to let it continue.

[·UηİŦ··]

Original text:

"BEWARE OF DOG"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Dog Memorial"

[Pryvisee]

"Eat the poo poo."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Fu-Fu and nutrition"