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Re: Bible Story
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2010, 06:10:43 PM »
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Lott and his daughters couldnt even turn back to look at the wife otherwise they too will turn into pillars of who knows what spice...rofl

"Lot and his family got together their bowls, and towels, etc..."

He forgot to bring his de-sexing stick. D8 (No wonder he diddled his two daughters.)
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Re: Bible Story
« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2010, 07:30:59 PM »
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Lott and his daughters couldnt even turn back to look at the wife otherwise they too will turn into pillars of who knows what spice...rofl

"Lot and his family got together their bowls, and towels, etc..."

He forgot to bring his de-sexing stick. D8 (No wonder he diddled his two daughters.)


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Re: Bible Story
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2010, 07:46:08 PM »
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trolol wtf is this


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Re: Bible Story
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2010, 10:12:40 PM »
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He should make the part 2 when they got drunk and the daughters have sex with the dad, and soon became a tribe.

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Re: Bible Story
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2010, 02:44:17 AM »
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I read the bible alot...
Damn, half the shit there are true.

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Re: Bible Story
« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2010, 04:18:02 PM »
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2 Kings 2:23 - 24

Instant doubt of Christianity.


Also, there's quite a few super sexist verses somewhere in 1 Corinthians, but I forget.
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Re: Bible Story
« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2010, 05:37:41 PM »
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When I was a child, my mom told me a bible story.
I forgot what it was but it involved killing baby boys because some king wanted the baby Jesus dead.

When I heard this as a child, I was like

WTF....

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Re: Bible Story
« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2010, 05:54:44 PM »
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King Herod, surprised by the news of a new king of the Jews, told by the three Wise Men who were looking for baby Jesus, sent all his men to kill every single baby in Jerusalem.

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Re: Bible Story
« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2010, 07:07:01 PM »
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King Herod, surprised by the news of a new king of the Jews, told by the three Wise Men who were looking for baby Jesus, sent all his men to kill every single baby in Jerusalem.

Hearing it as an 8 year old little girl wasnt really I dunno..
I remember thinking "What the fuck...what..."

And also the one about God killing all the first born males
I was like OMG NO.

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Re: Bible Story
« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2010, 10:58:02 PM »
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2 Kings 2:23 - 24

 23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.


Basically, a bald guy goes up a hill and there's a bunch of retarded kids making fun of his hair-loss. Then he's like, "Fuck you!", and makes two bears kill forty-two of the kids.

What. The. Fuck.
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Re: Bible Story
« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2010, 12:59:04 AM »
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For some reason, the bible gives alot of violent/weird stories.