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Title: Bible Story
Post by: Devie on August 09, 2010, 10:50:28 AM
The Professor Brothers - Bible History #1 (Sodom & Gomorrah) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bar3GOzDNzg&playnext=1&videos=m-bUj5QIKRg#)
This is pretty weird.
More fucked up since it really was in the bible.
No this video did NOT exaggerate at all.
Idk if it really happened or not and i dont care.
I LOL'd because it really is in the bible..every single detail.

Oh yeah in the end,
Daughters got their dad drunk and fucked him.
Title: Re: Bible Story
Post by: fenkeN on August 09, 2010, 10:58:33 AM
Glad to be an Atheist  O0
Title: Re: Bible Story
Post by: Devie on August 09, 2010, 11:01:43 AM
Glad to be an Atheist  O0

I'm gonna come to your house with my de-sexing stick and wave it around unsexily


EDIT:
can't seem to figure out how to delete the post I mistakenly posted below.
Title: Re: Bible Story
Post by: » Magic « on August 09, 2010, 11:16:44 AM
Done it devie, watching nowz


Edit: LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLO
Title: Re: Bible Story
Post by: Tomcat on August 09, 2010, 11:27:58 AM
trolol wtf is this


Buttplugs?
Title: Re: Bible Story
Post by: fenkeN on August 09, 2010, 12:17:09 PM
I'm gonna come to your house with my de-sexing stick and wave it around unsexily


EDIT:
can't seem to figure out how to delete the post I mistakenly posted below.
Yikes.
Title: Re: Bible Story
Post by: Mr. Franklin on August 09, 2010, 02:04:36 PM
De-sexing stick lol, well i know a sexing-stick is then.. yep, pingas. now  :gtfo:  :D
Title: Re: Bible Story
Post by: Peetah on August 09, 2010, 02:08:40 PM
Wow thats deep...
Title: Re: Bible Story
Post by: Devie on August 09, 2010, 04:54:40 PM
De-sexing stick.
Title: Re: Bible Story
Post by: » Magic « on August 09, 2010, 05:06:54 PM
Unsexily xD
Title: Re: Bible Story
Post by: Devie on August 09, 2010, 05:08:46 PM
"YOU CANNOT FUCK MY STRANGE GUESTS!"
"HOWEVER!"
"I HAVE TWO BEAUTIFUL VIRGIN DAUGHTERS"
"YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH THEM"
"JUST PLEASE, GO CRAZY"

the throbbing mob ignored the two daughters who probably werent even virgins..
Title: Re: Bible Story
Post by: Frank on August 09, 2010, 05:09:58 PM
Moving it unsexily.
Title: Re: Bible Story
Post by: Waffle on August 09, 2010, 05:25:26 PM
Notice how the room of people slowly grows smaller and smaller.
Title: Re: Bible Story
Post by: » Magic « on August 09, 2010, 05:31:09 PM
Cheap paint-made animation
Title: Re: Bible Story
Post by: Frank on August 09, 2010, 05:33:45 PM
Fucking funny.
Title: Re: Bible Story
Post by: Devie on August 09, 2010, 06:10:43 PM
Lott and his daughters couldnt even turn back to look at the wife otherwise they too will turn into pillars of who knows what spice...rofl

"Lot and his family got together their bowls, and towels, etc..."

He forgot to bring his de-sexing stick. D8 (No wonder he diddled his two daughters.)
Title: Re: Bible Story
Post by: » Magic « on August 09, 2010, 07:30:59 PM
Lott and his daughters couldnt even turn back to look at the wife otherwise they too will turn into pillars of who knows what spice...rofl

"Lot and his family got together their bowls, and towels, etc..."

He forgot to bring his de-sexing stick. D8 (No wonder he diddled his two daughters.)


XD
Title: Re: Bible Story
Post by: Nailcannon on August 09, 2010, 07:46:08 PM
trolol wtf is this


Buttplugs?

ban tomcat. reason. motto stealer
Title: Re: Bible Story
Post by: fenkeN on August 09, 2010, 10:12:40 PM
He should make the part 2 when they got drunk and the daughters have sex with the dad, and soon became a tribe.
Title: Re: Bible Story
Post by: Hitman on August 10, 2010, 02:44:17 AM
I read the bible alot...
Damn, half the shit there are true.
Title: Re: Bible Story
Post by: Seb on August 12, 2010, 04:18:02 PM
2 Kings 2:23 - 24

Instant doubt of Christianity.


Also, there's quite a few super sexist verses somewhere in 1 Corinthians, but I forget.
Title: Re: Bible Story
Post by: Devie on August 12, 2010, 05:37:41 PM
When I was a child, my mom told me a bible story.
I forgot what it was but it involved killing baby boys because some king wanted the baby Jesus dead.

When I heard this as a child, I was like

WTF....
Title: Re: Bible Story
Post by: Frank on August 12, 2010, 05:54:44 PM
King Herod, surprised by the news of a new king of the Jews, told by the three Wise Men who were looking for baby Jesus, sent all his men to kill every single baby in Jerusalem.
Title: Re: Bible Story
Post by: Devie on August 12, 2010, 07:07:01 PM
King Herod, surprised by the news of a new king of the Jews, told by the three Wise Men who were looking for baby Jesus, sent all his men to kill every single baby in Jerusalem.

Hearing it as an 8 year old little girl wasnt really I dunno..
I remember thinking "What the fuck...what..."

And also the one about God killing all the first born males
I was like OMG NO.
Title: Re: Bible Story
Post by: Seb on August 12, 2010, 10:58:02 PM
2 Kings 2:23 - 24

 23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.


Basically, a bald guy goes up a hill and there's a bunch of retarded kids making fun of his hair-loss. Then he's like, "Fuck you!", and makes two bears kill forty-two of the kids.

What. The. Fuck.
Title: Re: Bible Story
Post by: Hitman on August 13, 2010, 12:59:04 AM
For some reason, the bible gives alot of violent/weird stories.