Things you love about your body

[Cake Faice]

Please, don't bend down. Please.

Sabb wants you to wear a pair of Daisy Duke's and bend down.

[Sabb]

Sabb wants you to wear a pair of Daisy Duke's and bend down.

NO

[Deacon]

YES I DO

[Devie]

Sabb wants you to wear a pair of Daisy Duke's and bend down.

[cogsandspigots]

I love my ability to frown so hard, it would break lesser humans' faces.

[Supertoaster]

I love my deep voice. Except sometimes people think I'm a pedophile.

[○ Μαρία ○]

I love my deep voice. Except sometimes people think realize I'm a pedophile.

Fix'd

[Supertoaster]

Fix'd

i see my first victim

[Alphaggot]

Supertoaster sounds exactly like me. I'm scared.

On a side note, I love my rolls on my stomach. I can store food in there for the winter so I don't get hungry and it makes a great fanny pack. I get all the ladies with it.

[Tomcat]

I love my feet, they are so fucking large... that is all

[Seb]

I love my feet, they are so fucking large... that is all

duuude are you me

[Purple]

I love my feet, they are so fucking large... that is all

I hate having big feet with a short body it makes me look like a clown
my feet are also flat so it's really hard to balance

um.. I like how i'm left handed so that all the right handed people are like "DUDE YOU LOOK FUCKING GROSS WRITING WITH YUR LEFT HAND N SHIT"

[Doctor Who]

Supertoaster sounds exactly like me. I'm scared.

On a side note, I love my rolls on my stomach. I can store food in there for the winter so I don't get hungry and it makes a great fanny pack. I get all the ladies with it.

The fuck why not your buttcheeks

[○ Μαρία ○]

I love my disgusting appendages that do not deserve to be written, they are so fucking large... that is all

Why. ; ~ ;

[Sabb]

Why. ; ~ ;

LOL'D