-I love my boobs/cleavageI love mine as well.
I love mine as well.
I'm sure sabb's would be 100x better than all of ours combined.Damn you beat me to it.
I'm pretty satisfied with my dick.
I love my Johnson.
What the fuck guys. I was just talking about my weapon of battle. It's a trusty weapon, less versatile than a sword but all around great weapon. It does a great job of thrusting for durations, unlike a standard spear which would be more suitable for quick, short thrusting sessions. Most the soldiers in my division trust their life to a lance, and for good reason -- its a crowd pleaser.
Wikipedia can tell you more about this glorious weapon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lance (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lance)
And before I get questioned, this is a part of my body. As any soldier would tell you, your weapon should be as familiar as your arm or your leg.
This doesn't change on how satisfied I am with it.
What the fuck guys. I was just talking about my weapon of battle.
sabb check your window..:trollface:
can this also be things you love about x's body..
I'd like to provide the things I love about sabb's body in vivid details..
sabb check your window..
-I can eat like two pounds at a time and not do shit and still weigh the same
-I'm modestly built.
-Eyes
-Jawline
-Smile
-Voice
-I have pretty much total control over all of my facial muscles, so I'm a reaction image goldmine
-Tall compared to about 2/3rds of my school
-I'm slowly fixing my posture (I used to walk slouched forward like some kind of autist because my bookbags were always super heavy in elementary)
-I've more or less overcome certain mental conditions that nobody could really guess I have and people who know shouldn't really point out
-If I'm talking to a talkative person I can hold a conversation for hours at a time (texted girlfriend all Spring Break)
-Flowery, eloquent vocabulary
I love how i eat tonnes of shit and not grow fat since i have the most insane high metabolism.
I also love that still have abs even though i haven't done sit ups for a year.
My awesome Jet black hair. Sweep to one side parting and im with a fedora or trilby hat on top to finish it off.
Being short means im more of a ninja :ninja:
I love my tail and my beak
I love how I can make people laugh from doing nothing.
I like my feet
I like being taller than my entire family, even though my youngest sibling is 9 years older than me.youngest brother/sister 9 years older than you ._.
I like my Voice (And all the things that came with it).
I like my 'how can you even hear that' Hearing Ability.
I got lucky with the whole genetics thing, so I like my hair.
I like my body's ability to endure.
I like when sometimes my hands are 'cold as ice', and I tap someone on the shoulder with my finger.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I love just standing and realise i can pick up my school with mah toes....what?
I love just standing and realise i can pick up my school tie with mah toes.
Nigga please. I can pick up everything with my toes.Please, don't bend down. Please.
Its my laziness when I should bend down to pick up an object.. too lazy. So instead I use toes. from last time I checked, I was able to legibly write things using my toe.
Chicken scratch handwriting but readable.
Please, don't bend down. Please.Sabb wants you to wear a pair of Daisy Duke's and bend down.
Sabb wants you to wear a pair of Daisy Duke's and bend down.NO
YES I DO
Sabb wants you to wear a pair of Daisy Duke's and bend down.
I love my deep voice. Except sometimes peopleFix'dthinkrealize I'm a pedophile.
Fix'di see my first victim
I love my feet, they are so fucking large... that is all
I love my feet, they are so fucking large... that is all
Supertoaster sounds exactly like me. I'm scared.The fuck why not your buttcheeks
On a side note, I love my rolls on my stomach. I can store food in there for the winter so I don't get hungry and it makes a great fanny pack. I get all the ladies with it.
I love myWhy. ; ~ ;disgusting appendages that do not deserve to be written,they are so fucking large... that is all
Why. ; ~ ;LOL'D
Supertoaster sounds exactly like me. I'm scared.I think yours is slightly deeper
On a side note, I love my rolls on my stomach. I can store food in there for the winter so I don't get hungry and it makes a great fanny pack. I get all the ladies with it.
Why. ; ~ ;you should work at a spa :trollface:
Wait, I didn't mean I love my feet. I fucking hate them.
Why did I post that in this thread.
They're fucking huge, though. Size 11 1/2.
Wait, I didn't mean I love my feet. I fucking hate them.Your voice is incomparable to Mr.Franklins
Why did I post that in this thread.
They're fucking huge, though. Size 11 1/2.
none of your voices can talk shit to mine
Your voice is incomparable to Mr.Franklinswell mr. franklin is 40
MyMy well-primped appendages that I hate so absolutely, are unfortunately 9's. I used to be embarrassed for having kind of big... Those things, but then I realized if they were smaller my body would look nonproportional and I would look odd. So I am okay with this for the most part. e_enopesare 10 1/2, age 13. Bitch please.