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Re: Things you love about your body
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2012, 09:18:09 PM »
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I love my Johnson.

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Re: Things you love about your body
« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2012, 09:22:49 PM »
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I'm pretty satisfied with my dick.
I love my Johnson.


What the fuck guys. I was just talking about my weapon of battle. It's a trusty weapon, less versatile than a sword but all around great weapon. It does a great job of thrusting for durations, unlike a standard spear which would be more suitable for quick, short thrusting sessions. Most the soldiers in my division trust their life to a lance, and for good reason -- it's a crowd pleaser.

Wikipedia can tell you more about this glorious weapon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lance

And before I get questioned, this is a part of my body. As any soldier would tell you, your weapon should be as familiar as your arm or your leg.
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Re: Things you love about your body
« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2012, 09:26:23 PM »
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What the fuck guys. I was just talking about my weapon of battle. It's a trusty weapon, less versatile than a sword but all around great weapon. It does a great job of thrusting for durations, unlike a standard spear which would be more suitable for quick, short thrusting sessions. Most the soldiers in my division trust their life to a lance, and for good reason -- its a crowd pleaser.

Wikipedia can tell you more about this glorious weapon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lance

And before I get questioned, this is a part of my body. As any soldier would tell you, your weapon should be as familiar as your arm or your leg.

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Re: Things you love about your body
« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2012, 09:33:53 PM »
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What the fuck guys. I was just talking about my weapon of battle.
This doesn't change on how satisfied I am with it.

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Re: Things you love about your body
« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2012, 09:37:59 PM »
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I like my thick neck.
I like my face.
I like my hair.
I like my blue eyes.
I like my girl-sized hands.
and I like my butt. Great for sitting.

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Re: Things you love about your body
« Reply #20 on: March 19, 2012, 09:44:45 PM »
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can this also be things you love about x's body..
I'd like to provide the things I love about sabb's body in vivid details..

sabb check your window..

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Re: Things you love about your body
« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2012, 09:52:51 PM »
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Re: Things you love about your body
« Reply #22 on: March 19, 2012, 09:56:51 PM »
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this thread is now about things we love about devie's body

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Re: Things you love about your body
« Reply #23 on: March 19, 2012, 11:53:36 PM »
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I love my nose

its perfect size

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Re: Things you love about your body
« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2012, 04:11:58 AM »
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-I can eat like two pounds at a time and not do shit and still weigh the same
-I'm modestly built.
-Eyes
-Jawline
-Smile
-Voice
-I have pretty much total control over all of my facial muscles, so I'm a reaction image goldmine
-Tall compared to about 2/3rds of my school
-I'm slowly fixing my posture (I used to walk slouched forward like some kind of autist because my bookbags were always super heavy in elementary)
-I've more or less overcome certain mental conditions that nobody could really guess I have and people who know shouldn't really point out
-If I'm talking to a talkative person I can hold a conversation for hours at a time (texted girlfriend all Spring Break)
-Flowery, eloquent vocabulary
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Re: Things you love about your body
« Reply #25 on: March 20, 2012, 05:00:39 AM »
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My skin is supposedly soft, but I never use lotion or anything of the like. My eyes too because women are always commenting on them saying how they love my eyes. Girls like my curly hair which I guess is a plus, but most of the time I don't like it because it's hard to take care of. I love how hairy my legs are, and just my legs (Not that nasty chest hair or back hair stuff). I also realized that I like how I never get a bloody nose, no matter how hard I've hit it before.

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Re: Things you love about your body
« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2012, 06:12:15 AM »
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-I can endure pain
-My bright blue eyes with some yellow in it
-My wounds heal quickly
-I love my long hair
-I love how I HARDLY lose OR gain weight.
-I love my manboobs
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Re: Things you love about your body
« Reply #27 on: March 20, 2012, 06:59:59 AM »
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can this also be things you love about x's body..
I'd like to provide the things I love about sabb's body in vivid details..

sabb check your window..
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Re: Things you love about your body
« Reply #28 on: March 20, 2012, 08:40:51 AM »
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-I can eat like two pounds at a time and not do shit and still weigh the same
-I'm modestly built.
-Eyes
-Jawline
-Smile
-Voice
-I have pretty much total control over all of my facial muscles, so I'm a reaction image goldmine
-Tall compared to about 2/3rds of my school
-I'm slowly fixing my posture (I used to walk slouched forward like some kind of autist because my bookbags were always super heavy in elementary)
-I've more or less overcome certain mental conditions that nobody could really guess I have and people who know shouldn't really point out
-If I'm talking to a talkative person I can hold a conversation for hours at a time (texted girlfriend all Spring Break)
-Flowery, eloquent vocabulary

not even gonna bother making my own post

pretty much this

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Re: Things you love about your body
« Reply #29 on: March 21, 2012, 02:40:14 AM »
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Thinking about this last night, I realized I forgot a few things.

I absolutely love my carefree attitude. I'm rarely ever mad or dissapointed because I can got either way, which is great.
but most of all, I love my hand writing. People are constantly telling me how small my handwriting is and nice it looks. It's funny though, I never really tried to have nice hand writing. In fact, I remember my hand writing was horrible when I was younger. It just came to be, which is awesome. I'm thinking about learning calligraphy and seeing how that goes