Me and a bunch of others are going to take a 5 hour road-trip just to watch it in theaters.
This is what we will predict happen:
>as expected: morbidly obese, sweaty, smelly neckbeards will flock to the theaters
>little girls who are unaware of what bronies are will start to question their mothers on why there are boys here
>little girl asks a brony why he is watching it
>brony immediatly starts yelling: WELL YOU SHEE, JUSHT BECAUSH THE SHOW'S DEMOGRAPHIC IS AIMED TOWARD LITTLE GIRLSH, SUCH ASH YOURSHELF, THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT WE MUST ACCSHEPT THE GENDER SHTEREOTYPE AS SHOCIETY ALLOWSH US, WE ENJOY THE SHHOW Bla bla bla, Girl ends up crying to mother as the brony begins to scream.
>skip to theater part
>theme song plays
>everyone brony stands up, starts horribly singing the MLP theme song
>little girls start crying
>parents end up calling security
>everyone combines their fanny pack as one
>theater explodes in spaghetti
>all is lost
