Things that bother you about your body

[Seb]

LOL I meant 5. NOT 6'10" 5'10".

oh

in that case we're like the same height

[○ Μαρία ○]

you know those assholes who stop in the middle of the hallway at school while other people are walking?
I used to run into their backpacks because I'm so short.

I hate those assholes though - they think they fucking own the place and can stop in fucking mid flow of the traffic just to talk to
"they homies"

Oh god you have no idea how bad I feel this. When you have over 1,900 students in your school, you feel like you're trying to walk through the streets of fucking India. I swear, I just grab people by their shoulders and shove out of the way, like "get the fuck off each other for 5 seconds so I can get to my class dammit!"

I would rather be short then tall. I am 5"6 1/2 (5"7), and I wore heels last week which probably made me 5"8 or maybe even 5"9, and I passed by this table of guys and they all started snickering to themselves and I heard them say "ew too tall." ;-; why must everyone at my school be shorter then me!

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Me and my 34 year old sister 2 years ago, I am about 2 inches taller then this by now. -_-

[Supertoaster]

Oh god you have no idea how bad I feel this. When you have over 1,900 students in your school, you feel like you're trying to walk through the streets of fucking India. I swear, I just grab people by their shoulders and shove out of the way, like "get the fuck off each other for 5 seconds so I can get to my class dammit!"

I would rather be short then tall. I am 5"6 1/2 (5"7), and I wore heels last week which probably made me 5"8 or maybe even 5"9, and I passed by this table of guys and they all started snickering to themselves and I heard them say "ew too tall." ;-; why must everyone at my school be shorter then me!

Remember, they only laughed because on the inside they will think their penises look tiny compared to you

[Astropilot]

Oh god you have no idea how bad I feel this. When you have over 1,900 students in your school, you feel like you're trying to walk through the streets of fucking India. I swear, I just grab people by their shoulders and shove out of the way, like "get the fuck off each other for 5 seconds so I can get to my class dammit!"

I would rather be short then tall. I am 5"6 1/2 (5"7), and I wore heels last week which probably made me 5"8 or maybe even 5"9, and I passed by this table of guys and they all started snickering to themselves and I heard them say "ew too tall." ;-; why must everyone at my school be shorter then me!

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Me and my 34 year old sister 2 years ago, I am about 2 inches taller then this by now. -_-

That's weird. I am almost the same height (I DO NOT KNOW MY HEIGHT D:) and pretty much everyone in my school is taller than me. Damnit New York. Dafuq is with your height.

[Deathie]

That's weird. I am almost the same height (I DO NOT KNOW MY HEIGHT D:) and pretty much everyone in my school is taller than me. Damnit New York. Dafuq is with your height.

And I thought you were faking that Brooklyn accent of yours.

[Astropilot]

And I thought you were faking that Brooklyn accent of yours.

I'm from Queens.

[memo3300]

I want to be taller too, but it's not really a problem for me... I'm 5'10".

you know my problem aren't the numbers... the thing is that my gf is half inch taller than me...

[Seb]

Remember, they only laughed because on the inside they will think their penises look tiny compared to you

And this, women, is why we like short girls.

[Sabb]

And this, women, is why we like short girls.

Nope.
tall > short

[TehHank]

That fact i slap on 3 layers of epiderm ointment, doublebase cream and sudocrem cream every morning for it to be soaked into my skin in 30 minutes leaving my skin very dry 

[Devie]

Nope.
tall > short

Sabb likes them amazon women so he can feel submissive to them cuz that's his fetish.

Death by shnoo shnoo

[Sabb]

Sabb likes them amazon women so he can feel submissive to them cuz that's his fetish.

Death by shnoo shnoo

I'm serious though. But I don't mean like rediculously tall. Like Proudly tall. That's just a bit awkward.

[Devie]

I'm serious though. But I don't mean like rediculously tall. Like Proudly tall. That's just a bit awkward.

Futurama - Amazon women in the mood

sabb and his fetish in a nutshell

[Sabb]

Futurama - Amazon women in the mood

sabb and his fetish in a nutshell

You're just jealous because my chihuahua is taller than you.

[Devie]

You're just jealous because my chihuahua is taller than you.

Hohoho big man on campus over here