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Title: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on March 11, 2012, 11:56:24 AM
All of us have something we don't like about our body, and we may/may not try to change this.

Discuss.

A problem I think EVERYONE has encountered before are eyelashes. Although they're meant to keep stuff OUT of your eye, they themselves sometimes fall in there and are completely impossible to get out ._.

I also dislike how fragile my body is when it comes to landing/jumping. I sometimes get a bit too careless and land incorrectly after jumping a high wall and I can't get up after landing.... :L

Couldn't find any other thread like this, so sorry if there's already one.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Devie on March 11, 2012, 12:17:34 PM
my pinky and my pinky toe. It is really fucking useless (i dont play the guitar) it's so weak and its unable to do any of the simplest tasks. It cant handle shit at all. its annoying and just useless.

and My cheeks. Theyre too chubby.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on March 11, 2012, 12:21:29 PM
my pinky and my pinky toe. It is really fucking useless (i dont play the guitar) it's so weak and its unable to do any of the simplest tasks. It cant handle shit at all. its annoying and just useless.

My pinkie has actualy been really useful in quite a few situations o.o

Just try to use it when possible....But not when you're trying to hold a 50$ vase...Doesn't end good.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 11, 2012, 12:21:48 PM
Exma

'Nuff siad.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: semy32 on March 11, 2012, 12:26:19 PM
My eczema,

It is not as bad as the google pics you can find, but still, the skin on some parts of my hands look like that it is made out of scales.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: ursus on March 11, 2012, 12:29:08 PM
I hate how hairy my balls are
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Foofoojack on March 11, 2012, 12:30:03 PM
I hate how hairy my balls are

this
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Sabb on March 11, 2012, 12:37:16 PM
I hate how hairy my balls are
...Shave that shit.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Foofoojack on March 11, 2012, 12:40:30 PM
...Shave that shit.

But sometimes I cut it and it bleeds!
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Devie on March 11, 2012, 12:42:47 PM
My pinkie has actualy been really useful in quite a few situations o.o

Just try to use it when possible....But not when you're trying to hold a 50$ vase...Doesn't end good.

no u dont get how small I am. My hands are the size of a 10 year old boy. My pinkie is useless because its so weak and small.
If i use it too much to type it starts to hurt.
Let's just say proudly's middle toe is the same exact size as my middle finger. that's how small my hands are.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Astropilot on March 11, 2012, 12:56:30 PM
When I run my knees hurt. And I run fast. I'm supposed to run. My legs were made for running. But NOOOO. MY DAMN BODY HAS TO GET ITSELF TIRED AND MY KNEES HAVE TO HURT. WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO RUN WHEN MY BODY IS SO WEAK TOWARDS RUNNING!?
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Tezuni on March 11, 2012, 12:57:37 PM
omg foofoo, you cut your nuts??
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Sabb on March 11, 2012, 01:01:58 PM
But sometimes I cut it and it bleeds!
Lol. Learn to shave, man. I've been shaving for a few years now, and I've only really cut myself once, and it was very very minor.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Devie on March 11, 2012, 01:16:09 PM
LOL. I shave proudlys area but when it comes to his balls he gets all paranoid and he does it himself. Then he itches a lot after that so I just trim around the area above his pen15 instead of completely shaving it off.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
But I shave his ass since he can't really reach and man .. :megusta: 
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Deacon on March 11, 2012, 01:17:37 PM
LOL. I shave proudlys area but when it comes to his balls he gets all paranoid and he does it himself. Then he itches a lot after that so I just trim around the area above his pen15 instead of completely shaving it off.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
But I shave his ass since he can't really reach and man .. :megusta:

well ok
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Foofoojack on March 11, 2012, 01:19:15 PM
Lol. Learn to shave, man. I've been shaving for a few years now, and I've only really cut myself once, and it was very very minor.

I was joking D:
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Devie on March 11, 2012, 01:20:03 PM
Lol. Learn to shave, man. I've been shaving for a few years now, and I've only really cut myself once, and it was very very minor.

omg foofoo, you cut your nuts??

But sometimes I cut it and it bleeds!

...Shave that shit.

I hate how hairy my balls are


I'm just joining in this conversation :(
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Sabb on March 11, 2012, 01:22:14 PM
LOL. I shave proudlys area but when it comes to his balls he gets all paranoid and he does it himself. Then he itches a lot after that so I just trim around the area above his pen15 instead of completely shaving it off.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
But I shave his ass since he can't really reach and man .. :megusta: 
Thanks for informing me, yet again Devie.
LOL. I shave proudlys area but when it comes to his balls he gets all paranoid and he does it himself. Then he itches a lot after that so I just trim around the area above his pen15 instead of completely shaving it off.
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But I shave his ass since he can't really reach and man .. :megusta:
That shit's really uncomfortable, trust me.


I was joking D:
Oh... okay LOL.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Dale Feles on March 11, 2012, 01:24:01 PM
I hate how my upper legs are kinda fat, but maybe if I did more exercise..

Also, I have to agree on the hairy balls part.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: ursus on March 11, 2012, 01:24:11 PM

I'm just joining in this conversation :(

I'm glad you sympathize with our testicular troubles.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Devie on March 11, 2012, 01:27:28 PM
I'm glad you sympathize with our testicular troubles.

hey mi testes su testes
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Cake Faice on March 11, 2012, 01:51:52 PM
I hate how I have halitosis even though I floss/brush my teeth 2 times a day.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Frank on March 11, 2012, 02:34:28 PM
I hate errythin'.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Seb on March 11, 2012, 02:41:03 PM
Fucking toenails. I cut them too short and now I need to put my feet in ice water for half an hour before I trim them because my skin is growing over them.

Also, I've got big lips. I hate lips.


Also, just to go with the flow of the thread, pubes fucking suck. The hairs in my, eh, area, are too thick for the razor I got specifically for that, so have I trim them with a pair of kitchen scissors that we don't use anymore.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Doctor Who on March 11, 2012, 03:13:12 PM
Fucking toenails. I cut them too short and now I need to put my feet in ice water for half an hour before I trim them because my skin is growing over them.

Also, I've got big lips. I hate lips.


Also, just to go with the flow of the thread, pubes fucking suck. The hairs in my, eh, area, are too thick for the razor I got specifically for that, so have I trim them with a pair of kitchen scissors that we don't use anymore.
Just cut your pubes with scissors then trim it ._.

Also I hate how I have small fingernails on my huge fingers which really bothers me a lot of how small they are
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Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: semy32 on March 11, 2012, 03:19:34 PM
I love how my fingers are curved.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Purple on March 11, 2012, 03:39:21 PM
I hate how my fingers and my feet look short and chubby so that I can't use them as a reference for drawing.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: This Toast on March 11, 2012, 03:41:31 PM
my pinky and my pinky toe. It is really fucking useless (i dont play the guitar) it's so weak and its unable to do any of the simplest tasks. It cant handle shit at all. its annoying and just useless.

and My cheeks. Theyre too chubby.


Ohahahaoa. Did you know, the pinky on your toe.. is the one that keeps you balanced?
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Doctor Who on March 11, 2012, 03:52:22 PM

Ohahahaoa. Did you know, the pinky on your toe.. is the one that keeps you balanced?
False, it's actually the big toe that plays a big role for balance and walking.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Devie on March 11, 2012, 03:54:16 PM
I hope you all stub your pinky toes at some blunt object so you'll know how one would feel hate towards it.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Deacon on March 11, 2012, 03:57:40 PM
Pinky toes suck, just saying.

I don't hate that I'm overweight; that's a choice I make by not doing shit about it. What I hate about it though is that half of that weight is in my freaking love handles. I look strange with a shirt off. I have a decent gut, don't get me wrong, but I am not bothered by that. I just look anatomically incorrect.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Doctor Who on March 11, 2012, 03:58:34 PM
I hope you all stub your pinky toes at some blunt object so you'll know how one would feel hate towards it.
I know how you feel about the pinky toe because I always stub it at wooden table legs, metal chairs, corner edge walls, and even the doors ._.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Seb on March 11, 2012, 04:32:41 PM
My pinky toes just hang there. I can't even feel them. I think thy might just be one solid bone each, and they're curved weird.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on March 11, 2012, 05:05:41 PM
I hate how my nose seems large in every picture I take, and how I have big feet and hands. (then again I am 5"6 1/2 so I think they might just match my body :\) I also dislike how sensitive my skin is.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Sabb on March 11, 2012, 05:06:40 PM
I hate how my nose seems large in every picture I take, and how I have big feet and hands. (then again I am 5"6 1/2 so I think they might just match my body :\) I also dislike how sensitive my skin is.
Lol your nose isn't big wtf. I think mine looks big though...
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on March 11, 2012, 05:09:08 PM
Lol your nose isn't big wtf. I think mine looks big though...
>Looks big in pictures

I also have EXTREMELY bad eczema on the back of my head. It is awful. I have gotten so used to scratching it all the time, I just never notice when I do it. I sometimes start bleeding atrociously from the constant scratching that has been going on for almost a year or two.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Seb on March 11, 2012, 05:45:39 PM
None of y'all nigga's noses as big as mine.

now for four examples of webcam whoring for proof
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

My whole face is too big for my head.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Dale Feles on March 11, 2012, 06:40:30 PM
None of y'all nigga's noses as big as mine.

now for four examples of webcam whoring for proof
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

My whole face is too big for my head.

My nose is slightly bigger ._.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Alphaggot on March 11, 2012, 07:05:10 PM
My fingers are abnormally curved. My ears are bigger than my nose and mouth combined. All the acne I have on my head and my back.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Devie on March 11, 2012, 07:27:42 PM
due to an accident back in freshman year, I had to get stitches on my elbow. overtime the little stitch became an extended piece of skin making it look like I have a piece of baby shrimp attatched to my elbow.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Foofoojack on March 11, 2012, 07:33:49 PM
due to an accident back in freshman year, I had to get stitches on my elbow. overtime the little stitch became an extended piece of skin making it look like I have a piece of baby shrimp attatched to my elbow.

LOL, like a baby penis?
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Sabb on March 11, 2012, 07:38:19 PM
due to an accident back in freshman year, I had to get stitches on my elbow. overtime the little stitch became an extended piece of skin making it look like I have a piece of baby shrimp attatched to my elbow.
I'm sorry but I fucking lol'd.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Devie on March 11, 2012, 07:45:20 PM
STOP LAUGHING AT MY DEFORMATION
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Cake Faice on March 11, 2012, 08:23:21 PM
STOP LAUGHING AT MY DEFORMATION
I lol'd even more.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Seb on March 11, 2012, 10:13:44 PM
due to an accident back in freshman year, I had to get stitches on my elbow. overtime the little stitch became an extended piece of skin making it look like I have a piece of baby shrimp attatched to my elbow.

my sides, im cring
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Mr. Franklin on March 11, 2012, 10:15:52 PM
What if we have nothing that bothers us about our body? except a mole, on my left leg.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Devie on March 11, 2012, 10:16:25 PM
stop it :(
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on March 11, 2012, 10:23:16 PM
What if we have nothing that bothers us about our body? except a mole, on my left leg.

Then you don't have any reason to post in the thread .___.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on March 11, 2012, 10:24:55 PM
stop it :(

Aww, dun worry about it. I have an uncontrollable blood lust to kill stupid people on full moons. Also my elbows are almost always dry.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Supertoaster on March 11, 2012, 11:36:01 PM
my ankles/calf hurts whenever I run/walk do anything with my legs

and I have torn my calf various times
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Roach :3 on March 12, 2012, 03:12:41 AM
My hands, its looks like I have nothing besides bones and skin, nothing.

and my ears, they are kinda big, dunno no one complained about them in a few good years so I'm not sure.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: TehHank on March 12, 2012, 06:29:07 AM
Eczema. Fucking eczema. Every morning and night i have to cream every single joint and patch of skin that has been inflamed by the stupid skin condition. Its a 7 year cycle as the eczema seemed to go down when i was 7 but has come back now that i am 15 :/
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: jimonions on March 12, 2012, 07:16:12 AM
I have a hard time closing my mouth all the way. Its always slightly open.
It helps me think.

I used to feel very self conscious about the way I looked. Then I realized I probably looked normal to everyone, or at least my classmates.
Then again its hard being normal in a country where everyone looks the opposite of you.
I cant go out without feeling that people see me and make assumptions. Even going to the nearby super market is an ordeal unless I can go with a friend or my brother.
I know they think whatever it is they think, its the small things like the slight tilt of the head or glance through the corner of your eye, or turning your head in the other direction after seeing you.
I probably sound too paranoid but I'm very certain about this.
On the bright side it gives me an excuse to be an Otaku.

I searched eczema on google pictures. I think now I understand why some of my classmates look like they burnt the side of their face, that or they have really bad acne.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Mehis on March 12, 2012, 10:39:17 AM
I used to feel very self conscious about the way I looked. Then I realized I probably looked normal to everyone, or at least my classmates.
Then again its hard being normal in a country where everyone looks the opposite of you.
I cant go out without feeling that people see me and make assumptions. Even going to the nearby super market is an ordeal unless I can go with a friend or my brother.
I know they think whatever it is they think, its the small things like the slight tilt of the head or glance through the corner of your eye, or turning your head in the other direction after seeing you.
I probably sound too paranoid but I'm very certain about this.
On the bright side it gives me an excuse to be an Otaku.

You aren't the only one my friend.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Sabb on March 12, 2012, 10:57:43 AM
STOP LAUGHING AT MY DEFORMATION
Can we see your elbow penis?
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Devie on March 12, 2012, 11:01:06 AM
I have a hard time closing my mouth all the way. Its always slightly open.
It helps me think.

I used to feel very self conscious about the way I looked. Then I realized I probably looked normal to everyone, or at least my classmates.
Then again its hard being normal in a country where everyone looks the opposite of you.
I cant go out without feeling that people see me and make assumptions. Even going to the nearby super market is an ordeal unless I can go with a friend or my brother.
I know they think whatever it is they think, its the small things like the slight tilt of the head or glance through the corner of your eye, or turning your head in the other direction after seeing you.
I probably sound too paranoid but I'm very certain about this.
On the bright side it gives me an excuse to be an Otaku.

I searched eczema on google pictures. I think now I understand why some of my classmates look like they burnt the side of their face, that or they have really bad acne.

I know exactly how you feel.. being one of the 5 asians that went to high school here in the very redneck town I've always had people look at me for being different.

Just the other day I went in with my white boyfriend into a very southern 24 hour diner where truckers take their break and uptight crazy christian redneck couples eat breakfast etc. I guess I bring it upon myself because I learned long time ago to appreciate being different than the rest of these people so I actually purposely be more different than I already supposed to be am. Anyway having bright red hair and gauges, proudly overheard a couple of people refer to me as "that girl with Satan hair and ear deformation". Which made me laugh.

But yes I get looks all the time.  I turn heads not in a good way but because of  being different than typical southern white girls or Hispanic girls and even asian girls.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Frank on March 12, 2012, 12:07:19 PM
I know exactly how you feel.. being one of the 5 asians that went to high school here in the very redneck town I've always had people look at me for being different.

Just the other day I went in with my white boyfriend into a very southern 24 hour diner where truckers take their break and uptight crazy christian redneck couples eat breakfast etc. I guess I bring it upon myself because I learned long time ago to appreciate being different than the rest of these people so I actually purposely be more different than I already supposed to be am. Anyway having bright red hair and gauges, proudly overheard a couple of people refer to me as "that girl with Satan hair and ear deformation". Which made me laugh.

But yes I get looks all the time.  I turn heads not in a good way but because of  being different than typical southern white girls or Hispanic girls and even asian girls.
dat Satan <3
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Roach :3 on March 12, 2012, 12:17:09 PM
I get looks all the time too 3:, my hair color is really mixed up, when I say really I mean like really, I have blonde and dark blonde and brown and black and dunno, its all fucking mixed up, and its natural, but a lot of people like it too so I don't complain really, every one in Israel has black hair or dark brown...
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on March 12, 2012, 05:00:31 PM
I have a hard time closing my mouth all the way. Its always slightly open.
It helps me think.

Same here. 

One time I was trying to beat my friend at shooting some rifles, and my mouth open almost the entire time.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: [Valor]iPounce on March 13, 2012, 03:42:54 AM
Does Little penis and Fat body counts?

:trollface:

I'm just joking

But anyway I hate how my fist are so little, I can barely punch a wall and pain all over my fist.

Aaaand I hate how I'm white. They say I'm an American or I don't know how to translate this but " Ligaw na Amerikano "
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Mehis on March 13, 2012, 05:24:36 AM
Does stuttering count?

I have always stuttered and I can't do shit about it.
When I was on first grade I couldn't even get a word out of my mouth without struggling. Thank god it's not that bad anymore.
Everytime I hear the words 'We are going to read it out loud.' my heartrate rises to 900 and I can't say shit. And I know there will be some smart ass who then cracks a joke about it. I have tried different styles of talking but it doesn't help.
It's not the fear of saying something wrong, it just happens automaticly. Also it will affect my future job. E.g I cannot go to shops because it's too hard to communicate with me.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Supertoaster on March 13, 2012, 08:45:09 AM
I have these dark brown dots on my body. Not dense enough to be freckles. But I think the one on my cheek looks cute on me
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Sabb on March 13, 2012, 11:50:45 AM
Does Little penis and Fat body counts?

:trollface:

I'm just joking

But anyway I hate how my fist are so little, I can barely punch a wall and pain all over my fist.

Aaaand I hate how I'm white. They say I'm an American or I don't know how to translate this but " Ligaw na Amerikano "
"wild American"?
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Devie on March 13, 2012, 01:54:07 PM
"wild American"?

Lol its more like "lost" american.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on March 16, 2012, 10:15:02 AM
A problem I think EVERYONE has encountered before are eyelashes. Although they're meant to keep stuff OUT of your eye, they themselves sometimes fall in there and are completely impossible to get out ._.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

My eyelashes, bro.

MY EYELASHES.

EYELASHES.

These don't belong on a man. Not only are they long, they're plentiful. I don't even fucking do shit to them and they look like the same fucking eyelashes that those ladies in the commercials have.
Though I probably brought that on myself because I don't dust anything in my room and there's probably shit everywhere (ADAPTING TO ENVIRONMENT).


I hate my body chemistry (Metabolism).

I also dislike how low my voice gets when I obtain more than 8 hours of sleep. It dips down so much I almost get identity issues, because moments later it goes up one fucking octave.

I hate how fast hair grows.

I hate that my left thumb literally has a significantly larger joint than the right thumb, and can bend downwards at least 40% more than the other one. Sounds cool, but sucks when I'm supposed to hold something and my left grip is always tighter than the right/typing/DRIVING.

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Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: ursus on March 18, 2012, 05:59:06 PM
oh i get it
people make fun of ipounce because it's like someone lost their american
like "hey, the village called they want their idiot back" sort of thing

i think
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Fenix on March 21, 2012, 09:12:38 PM
I've always hated how i've had this kind of "mixing of words". Sometimes, I mix words like "ok" and "got it" so it comes out like "gok." Also, I stutter a little bit and mix letters when dealing with repeating-ish sounds and long, sort of tough pronunciations of words. I never grow bangs, so I have to brush my hair sideways, and whenever I smile for a picture, I either look absolutely retarded or just look tired. Never looked good in one picture in my life. My face also looks a little bit baby-ish. I'm almost a freshman, and people come up to me and say: Are you in 6th grade? Gets in my skin  :-[
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Tiger Guy on March 21, 2012, 09:45:24 PM
Pimples. And the fact that I have "black people" hair.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Devie on March 21, 2012, 10:19:34 PM
Pimples. And the fact that I have "black people" hair.

dat Brillo pad
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Ἆxule on March 22, 2012, 12:35:02 AM
My breath. I feel like after a period of time, my mouth gets try and it feels like my breath is really bad. I usually eat something or drink water. Gum if I happen to have some one hand.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: [Valor]iPounce on March 22, 2012, 01:28:18 AM
oh i get it
people make fun of ipounce because it's like someone lost their american
like "hey, the village called they want their idiot back" sort of thing

i think
SHHHHH
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Seb on March 22, 2012, 04:11:09 AM
Motherfucking malapropism, my tongue isn't too quick so I tend to slur some words or mix them up or make a general bastardization of vocalization. And if this happens while I'm saying something long, I tend to catch it but stop myself, so I end up saying half a sentence or something or making some weird noise.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Supertoaster on March 22, 2012, 09:50:24 AM
Motherfucking malapropism, my tongue isn't too quick so I tend to slur some words or mix them up or make a general bastardization of vocalization. And if this happens while I'm saying something long, I tend to catch it but stop myself, so I end up saying half a sentence or something or making some weird noise.
me too,Ill start talking "So, then I wawahsd all thway there". We sound really similar.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Devie on March 22, 2012, 01:39:12 PM
me too,Ill start talking "So, then I wawahsd all thway there". We sound really similar.

Motherfucking malapropism, my tongue isn't too quick so I tend to slur some words or mix them up or make a general bastardization of vocalization. And if this happens while I'm saying something long, I tend to catch it but stop myself, so I end up saying half a sentence or something or making some weird noise.

Proudlys 10 year old brother is somewhat like this. I don't know though I think he's much worse.
I think he's autistic :/ that's just my opinion though
its because the way he chooses to do things and the way he processes situations are really just.. DERP. LIKE COMMON SENSE missing.

He just stutters -- struggles to spit out a normal sentence. It would be like "oh hello mary, what are you guys having f-- what are you guys having f-f--- what are you guys having for lu-u-nch?" and the way he acts. He forgets to close the front door, forgets to flush (his poop), he "wants" to go see the salesman walk away from the house so he opens the front door, and anyother language that isn't english is automatically spanish in his mind. The way he pronounces words too, he seems like a 7 year old. Like "I wuv you mom" or "i want ice cweam for dessert" "Are you coming wif us mawy?" idk. He's also SLOW AS HELL. as in physically slow -- it takes forever for him to do the simplest tasks -- like walking from class to car -- he gets distracted easily and if we ask him what took him so long, he says he had to get a drink from the drinking fountain - which he'll end up playing with :/

He's autistic I'm sure.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Cake Faice on March 25, 2012, 07:38:50 PM
My breath. I feel like after a period of time, my mouth gets try and it feels like my breath is really bad. I usually eat something or drink water. Gum if I happen to have some one hand.
I have the worst case of it. My breath literally smells like shit after a while. Brushing/flossing/mouthwash doesn't help.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: memo3300 on March 25, 2012, 08:02:40 PM
I would like to be taller... thats my biggest problem.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Sabb on March 26, 2012, 04:24:15 AM
I would like to be taller... thats my biggest problem.
I want to be taller too, but it's not really a problem for me... I'm 5'10".
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Doctor Who on March 26, 2012, 09:35:24 AM
I want to be taller too, but it's not really a problem for me... im 6'10".
Fuck I'm short .________.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Seb on March 26, 2012, 12:03:27 PM
I want to be taller too, but it's not really a problem for me... im 6'10".

holy fuck
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Sabb on March 26, 2012, 12:10:24 PM
holy fuck
LOL I meant 5. NOT 6'10" 5'10".
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Astropilot on March 26, 2012, 12:54:09 PM
My knee is weak today. I hate my knees.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Supertoaster on March 26, 2012, 01:35:39 PM
LOL I meant 5. NOT 6'10" 5'10".
damnit youre 1" taller then me
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Devie on March 26, 2012, 01:55:16 PM
I want to be taller too, but it's not really a problem for me... I'm 5'10".

I would like to be taller... thats my biggest problem.

Fuck I'm short .________.


you all shut the fuck up I'm 5"0 and 20 years fucking old.
FUCK YOU ALL.
Proudlys 6"3 and 20 years fucki--
FUCK ALL YOU ABOVE 5FT
FUCK YOU ALL I AM 1-2 INCHES TALLER THAN THE FUCKING ROLLERCOASTER HEIGHT THING.
MY FRIENDS MAKE FUN OF ME FOR IT.

im fucking fun sized god dammit
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Sabb on March 26, 2012, 02:09:16 PM

you all shut the fuck up I'm 5"0 and 20 years fucking old.
FUCK YOU ALL.
Proudlys 6"3 and 20 years fucki--
FUCK ALL YOU ABOVE 5FT
FUCK YOU ALL I AM 1-2 INCHES TALLER THAN THE FUCKING ROLLERCOASTER HEIGHT THING.
MY FRIENDS MAKE FUN OF ME FOR IT.

im fucking fun sized god dammit
Fun sized? Is that what you call it when you walk your face into other peoples' butts?
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Astropilot on March 26, 2012, 02:15:03 PM
im fucking fun sized god dammit

Some dude in my class says that. He looks like he belongs in 3rd grade.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Sabb on March 26, 2012, 02:27:11 PM
Some dude in my class says that. He looks like he belongs in 3rd grade.
LOOOOOL GUYS CAN'T SAY THAT
JUST
NO
Unless he's openly a flamboyant homosexual.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Deathie on March 26, 2012, 02:36:48 PM
LOOOOOL GUYS CAN'T SAY THAT
JUST
NO
Unless he's openly a flamboyant homosexual.

but

astropilot goes to a school for flamboyant homosexuals.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Devie on March 26, 2012, 02:40:35 PM
Fun sized? Is that what you call it when you walk your face into other peoples' butts?

you know those assholes who stop in the middle of the hallway at school while other people are walking?
I used to run into their backpacks because I'm so short.

I hate those assholes though - they think they fucking own the place and can stop in fucking mid flow of the traffic just to talk to
"they homies"
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Purple on March 26, 2012, 02:50:47 PM
you know those assholes who stop in the middle of the hallway at school while other people are walking?
I used to run into their backpacks because I'm so short.

I hate those assholes though - they think they fucking own the place and can stop in fucking mid flow of the traffic just to talk to
"they homies"
holy shit, I hate those people, especially since I have such a small school, there are people sitting in the middle of the hallway and just don't even bother to move out the damn way, most of the time, I just walk all over their shit that they have left out since they won't budge.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Astropilot on March 26, 2012, 02:59:26 PM
but

astropilot goes to a school for flamboyant homosexuals.

No.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Seb on March 26, 2012, 03:03:10 PM
LOL I meant 5. NOT 6'10" 5'10".

oh

in that case we're like the same height
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on March 26, 2012, 04:19:44 PM
you know those assholes who stop in the middle of the hallway at school while other people are walking?
I used to run into their backpacks because I'm so short.

I hate those assholes though - they think they fucking own the place and can stop in fucking mid flow of the traffic just to talk to
"they homies"
Oh god you have no idea how bad I feel this. When you have over 1,900 students in your school, you feel like you're trying to walk through the streets of fucking India. I swear, I just grab people by their shoulders and shove out of the way, like "get the fuck off each other for 5 seconds so I can get to my class dammit!"

I would rather be short then tall. I am 5"6 1/2 (5"7), and I wore heels last week which probably made me 5"8 or maybe even 5"9, and I passed by this table of guys and they all started snickering to themselves and I heard them say "ew too tall." ;-; why must everyone at my school be shorter then me!
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Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Supertoaster on March 26, 2012, 04:22:55 PM
Oh god you have no idea how bad I feel this. When you have over 1,900 students in your school, you feel like you're trying to walk through the streets of fucking India. I swear, I just grab people by their shoulders and shove out of the way, like "get the fuck off each other for 5 seconds so I can get to my class dammit!"

I would rather be short then tall. I am 5"6 1/2 (5"7), and I wore heels last week which probably made me 5"8 or maybe even 5"9, and I passed by this table of guys and they all started snickering to themselves and I heard them say "ew too tall." ;-; why must everyone at my school be shorter then me!
Remember, they only laughed because on the inside they will think their penises look tiny compared to you
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Astropilot on March 26, 2012, 04:39:19 PM
Oh god you have no idea how bad I feel this. When you have over 1,900 students in your school, you feel like you're trying to walk through the streets of fucking India. I swear, I just grab people by their shoulders and shove out of the way, like "get the fuck off each other for 5 seconds so I can get to my class dammit!"

I would rather be short then tall. I am 5"6 1/2 (5"7), and I wore heels last week which probably made me 5"8 or maybe even 5"9, and I passed by this table of guys and they all started snickering to themselves and I heard them say "ew too tall." ;-; why must everyone at my school be shorter then me!
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That's weird. I am almost the same height (I DO NOT KNOW MY HEIGHT D:) and pretty much everyone in my school is taller than me. Damnit New York. Dafuq is with your height.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Deathie on March 26, 2012, 04:40:32 PM
That's weird. I am almost the same height (I DO NOT KNOW MY HEIGHT D:) and pretty much everyone in my school is taller than me. Damnit New York. Dafuq is with your height.

And I thought you were faking that Brooklyn accent of yours.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Astropilot on March 26, 2012, 04:42:32 PM
And I thought you were faking that Brooklyn accent of yours.

I'm from Queens.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: memo3300 on March 27, 2012, 04:56:50 PM
I want to be taller too, but it's not really a problem for me... I'm 5'10".

you know my problem aren't the numbers... the thing is that my gf is half inch taller than me...
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Seb on March 28, 2012, 04:12:41 AM
Remember, they only laughed because on the inside they will think their penises look tiny compared to you

And this, women, is why we like short girls.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Sabb on March 28, 2012, 04:43:43 AM
And this, women, is why we like short girls.
Nope.
tall > short
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: TehHank on March 28, 2012, 04:44:37 AM
That fact i slap on 3 layers of epiderm ointment, doublebase cream and sudocrem cream every morning for it to be soaked into my skin in 30 minutes leaving my skin very dry  :-[
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Devie on March 28, 2012, 10:06:26 AM
Nope.
tall > short

Sabb likes them amazon women so he can feel submissive to them cuz that's his fetish.

Death by shnoo shnoo
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Sabb on March 28, 2012, 12:26:07 PM
Sabb likes them amazon women so he can feel submissive to them cuz that's his fetish.

Death by shnoo shnoo
I'm serious though. But I don't mean like rediculously tall. Like Proudly tall. That's just a bit awkward.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Devie on March 28, 2012, 12:51:01 PM
I'm serious though. But I don't mean like rediculously tall. Like Proudly tall. That's just a bit awkward.

Futurama - Amazon women in the mood (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feE1G2sJty0#)

sabb and his fetish in a nutshell
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Sabb on March 28, 2012, 01:43:17 PM
Futurama - Amazon women in the mood (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feE1G2sJty0#)

sabb and his fetish in a nutshell
You're just jealous because my chihuahua is taller than you.
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Devie on March 28, 2012, 01:48:32 PM
You're just jealous because my chihuahua is taller than you.

Hohoho big man on campus over here
Title: Re: Things that bother you about your body
Post by: Sabb on March 28, 2012, 05:15:08 PM
Hohoho big man on campus over here
And my ass is better than yours.