my pinky and my pinky toe. It is really fucking useless (i dont play the guitar) it's so weak and its unable to do any of the simplest tasks. It cant handle shit at all. its annoying and just useless.
I hate how hairy my balls are
I hate how hairy my balls are...Shave that shit.
...Shave that shit.
My pinkie has actualy been really useful in quite a few situations o.o
Just try to use it when possible....But not when you're trying to hold a 50$ vase...Doesn't end good.
But sometimes I cut it and it bleeds!Lol. Learn to shave, man. I've been shaving for a few years now, and I've only really cut myself once, and it was very very minor.
LOL. I shave proudlys area but when it comes to his balls he gets all paranoid and he does it himself. Then he itches a lot after that so I just trim around the area above his pen15 instead of completely shaving it off.But I shave his ass since he can't really reach and man .. :megusta:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Lol. Learn to shave, man. I've been shaving for a few years now, and I've only really cut myself once, and it was very very minor.
Lol. Learn to shave, man. I've been shaving for a few years now, and I've only really cut myself once, and it was very very minor.
omg foofoo, you cut your nuts??
But sometimes I cut it and it bleeds!
...Shave that shit.
I hate how hairy my balls are
LOL. I shave proudlys area but when it comes to his balls he gets all paranoid and he does it himself. Then he itches a lot after that so I just trim around the area above his pen15 instead of completely shaving it off.Thanks for informing me, yet again Devie.But I shave his ass since he can't really reach and man .. :megusta:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
LOL. I shave proudlys area but when it comes to his balls he gets all paranoid and he does it himself. Then he itches a lot after that so I just trim around the area above his pen15 instead of completely shaving it off.That shit's really uncomfortable, trust me.But I shave his ass since he can't really reach and man .. :megusta:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I was joking D:Oh... okay LOL.
I'm just joining in this conversation :(
I'm glad you sympathize with our testicular troubles.
Fucking toenails. I cut them too short and now I need to put my feet in ice water for half an hour before I trim them because my skin is growing over them.Just cut your pubes with scissors then trim it ._.
Also, I've got big lips. I hate lips.
Also, just to go with the flow of the thread, pubes fucking suck. The hairs in my, eh, area, are too thick for the razor I got specifically for that, so have I trim them with a pair of kitchen scissors that we don't use anymore.
my pinky and my pinky toe. It is really fucking useless (i dont play the guitar) it's so weak and its unable to do any of the simplest tasks. It cant handle shit at all. its annoying and just useless.
and My cheeks. Theyre too chubby.
False, it's actually the big toe that plays a big role for balance and walking.
Ohahahaoa. Did you know, the pinky on your toe.. is the one that keeps you balanced?
I hope you all stub your pinky toes at some blunt object so you'll know how one would feel hate towards it.I know how you feel about the pinky toe because I always stub it at wooden table legs, metal chairs, corner edge walls, and even the doors ._.
I hate how my nose seems large in every picture I take, and how I have big feet and hands. (then again I am 5"6 1/2 so I think they might just match my body :\) I also dislike how sensitive my skin is.Lol your nose isn't big wtf. I think mine looks big though...
Lol your nose isn't big wtf. I think mine looks big though...>Looks big in pictures
None of y'all nigga's noses as big as mine.
now for four examples of webcam whoring for proofSpoiler (click to show/hide)
My whole face is too big for my head.
due to an accident back in freshman year, I had to get stitches on my elbow. overtime the little stitch became an extended piece of skin making it look like I have a piece of baby shrimp attatched to my elbow.
due to an accident back in freshman year, I had to get stitches on my elbow. overtime the little stitch became an extended piece of skin making it look like I have a piece of baby shrimp attatched to my elbow.I'm sorry but I fucking lol'd.
STOP LAUGHING AT MY DEFORMATIONI lol'd even more.
due to an accident back in freshman year, I had to get stitches on my elbow. overtime the little stitch became an extended piece of skin making it look like I have a piece of baby shrimp attatched to my elbow.
What if we have nothing that bothers us about our body? except a mole, on my left leg.
stop it :(
I used to feel very self conscious about the way I looked. Then I realized I probably looked normal to everyone, or at least my classmates.
Then again its hard being normal in a country where everyone looks the opposite of you.
I cant go out without feeling that people see me and make assumptions. Even going to the nearby super market is an ordeal unless I can go with a friend or my brother.
I know they think whatever it is they think, its the small things like the slight tilt of the head or glance through the corner of your eye, or turning your head in the other direction after seeing you.
I probably sound too paranoid but I'm very certain about this.
On the bright side it gives me an excuse to be an Otaku.
STOP LAUGHING AT MY DEFORMATIONCan we see your elbow penis?
I have a hard time closing my mouth all the way. Its always slightly open.
It helps me think.
I used to feel very self conscious about the way I looked. Then I realized I probably looked normal to everyone, or at least my classmates.
Then again its hard being normal in a country where everyone looks the opposite of you.
I cant go out without feeling that people see me and make assumptions. Even going to the nearby super market is an ordeal unless I can go with a friend or my brother.
I know they think whatever it is they think, its the small things like the slight tilt of the head or glance through the corner of your eye, or turning your head in the other direction after seeing you.
I probably sound too paranoid but I'm very certain about this.
On the bright side it gives me an excuse to be an Otaku.
I searched eczema on google pictures. I think now I understand why some of my classmates look like they burnt the side of their face, that or they have really bad acne.
I know exactly how you feel.. being one of the 5 asians that went to high school here in the very redneck town I've always had people look at me for being different.dat Satan <3
Just the other day I went in with my white boyfriend into a very southern 24 hour diner where truckers take their break and uptight crazy christian redneck couples eat breakfast etc. I guess I bring it upon myself because I learned long time ago to appreciate being different than the rest of these people so I actually purposely be more different than I already supposed to be am. Anyway having bright red hair and gauges, proudly overheard a couple of people refer to me as "that girl with Satan hair and ear deformation". Which made me laugh.
But yes I get looks all the time. I turn heads not in a good way but because of being different than typical southern white girls or Hispanic girls and even asian girls.
I have a hard time closing my mouth all the way. Its always slightly open.
It helps me think.
Does Little penis and Fat body counts?"wild American"?
:trollface:
I'm just joking
But anyway I hate how my fist are so little, I can barely punch a wall and pain all over my fist.
Aaaand I hate how I'm white. They say I'm an American or I don't know how to translate this but " Ligaw na Amerikano "
"wild American"?
A problem I think EVERYONE has encountered before are eyelashes. Although they're meant to keep stuff OUT of your eye, they themselves sometimes fall in there and are completely impossible to get out ._.
Pimples. And the fact that I have "black people" hair.
oh i get itSHHHHH
people make fun of ipounce because it's like someone lost their american
like "hey, the village called they want their idiot back" sort of thing
i think
Motherfucking malapropism, my tongue isn't too quick so I tend to slur some words or mix them up or make a general bastardization of vocalization. And if this happens while I'm saying something long, I tend to catch it but stop myself, so I end up saying half a sentence or something or making some weird noise.me too,Ill start talking "So, then I wawahsd all thway there". We sound really similar.
me too,Ill start talking "So, then I wawahsd all thway there". We sound really similar.
Motherfucking malapropism, my tongue isn't too quick so I tend to slur some words or mix them up or make a general bastardization of vocalization. And if this happens while I'm saying something long, I tend to catch it but stop myself, so I end up saying half a sentence or something or making some weird noise.
My breath. I feel like after a period of time, my mouth gets try and it feels like my breath is really bad. I usually eat something or drink water. Gum if I happen to have some one hand.I have the worst case of it. My breath literally smells like shit after a while. Brushing/flossing/mouthwash doesn't help.
I would like to be taller... thats my biggest problem.I want to be taller too, but it's not really a problem for me... I'm 5'10".
I want to be taller too, but it's not really a problem for me... im 6'10".Fuck I'm short .________.
I want to be taller too, but it's not really a problem for me... im 6'10".
holy fuckLOL I meant 5. NOT 6'10" 5'10".
LOL I meant 5. NOT 6'10" 5'10".damnit youre 1" taller then me
I want to be taller too, but it's not really a problem for me... I'm 5'10".
I would like to be taller... thats my biggest problem.
Fuck I'm short .________.
Fun sized? Is that what you call it when you walk your face into other peoples' butts?
you all shut the fuck up I'm 5"0 and 20 years fucking old.
FUCK YOU ALL.
Proudlys 6"3 and 20 years fucki--
FUCK ALL YOU ABOVE 5FT
FUCK YOU ALL I AM 1-2 INCHES TALLER THAN THE FUCKING ROLLERCOASTER HEIGHT THING.
MY FRIENDS MAKE FUN OF ME FOR IT.
im fucking fun sized god dammit
im fucking fun sized god dammit
Some dude in my class says that. He looks like he belongs in 3rd grade.LOOOOOL GUYS CAN'T SAY THAT
LOOOOOL GUYS CAN'T SAY THAT
JUST
NO
Unless he's openly a flamboyant homosexual.
Fun sized? Is that what you call it when you walk your face into other peoples' butts?
you know those assholes who stop in the middle of the hallway at school while other people are walking?holy shit, I hate those people, especially since I have such a small school, there are people sitting in the middle of the hallway and just don't even bother to move out the damn way, most of the time, I just walk all over their shit that they have left out since they won't budge.
I used to run into their backpacks because I'm so short.
I hate those assholes though - they think they fucking own the place and can stop in fucking mid flow of the traffic just to talk to
"they homies"
but
astropilot goes to a school for flamboyant homosexuals.
LOL I meant 5. NOT 6'10" 5'10".
you know those assholes who stop in the middle of the hallway at school while other people are walking?Oh god you have no idea how bad I feel this. When you have over 1,900 students in your school, you feel like you're trying to walk through the streets of fucking India. I swear, I just grab people by their shoulders and shove out of the way, like "get the fuck off each other for 5 seconds so I can get to my class dammit!"
I used to run into their backpacks because I'm so short.
I hate those assholes though - they think they fucking own the place and can stop in fucking mid flow of the traffic just to talk to
"they homies"
Oh god you have no idea how bad I feel this. When you have over 1,900 students in your school, you feel like you're trying to walk through the streets of fucking India. I swear, I just grab people by their shoulders and shove out of the way, like "get the fuck off each other for 5 seconds so I can get to my class dammit!"Remember, they only laughed because on the inside they will think their penises look tiny compared to you
I would rather be short then tall. I am 5"6 1/2 (5"7), and I wore heels last week which probably made me 5"8 or maybe even 5"9, and I passed by this table of guys and they all started snickering to themselves and I heard them say "ew too tall." ;-; why must everyone at my school be shorter then me!
Oh god you have no idea how bad I feel this. When you have over 1,900 students in your school, you feel like you're trying to walk through the streets of fucking India. I swear, I just grab people by their shoulders and shove out of the way, like "get the fuck off each other for 5 seconds so I can get to my class dammit!"
I would rather be short then tall. I am 5"6 1/2 (5"7), and I wore heels last week which probably made me 5"8 or maybe even 5"9, and I passed by this table of guys and they all started snickering to themselves and I heard them say "ew too tall." ;-; why must everyone at my school be shorter then me!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
That's weird. I am almost the same height (I DO NOT KNOW MY HEIGHT D:) and pretty much everyone in my school is taller than me. Damnit New York. Dafuq is with your height.
And I thought you were faking that Brooklyn accent of yours.
I want to be taller too, but it's not really a problem for me... I'm 5'10".
Remember, they only laughed because on the inside they will think their penises look tiny compared to you
And this, women, is why we like short girls.Nope.
Nope.
tall > short
Sabb likes them amazon women so he can feel submissive to them cuz that's his fetish.I'm serious though. But I don't mean like rediculously tall. Like Proudly tall. That's just a bit awkward.
Death by shnoo shnoo
I'm serious though. But I don't mean like rediculously tall. Like Proudly tall. That's just a bit awkward.
Futurama - Amazon women in the mood (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feE1G2sJty0#)You're just jealous because my chihuahua is taller than you.
sabb and his fetish in a nutshell
You're just jealous because my chihuahua is taller than you.
Hohoho big man on campus over hereAnd my ass is better than yours.