Fucking toenails. I cut them too short and now I need to put my feet in ice water for half an hour before I trim them because my skin is growing over them.
Also, I've got big lips. I hate lips.
Also, just to go with the flow of the thread, pubes fucking suck. The hairs in my, eh, area, are too thick for the razor I got specifically for that, so have I trim them with a pair of kitchen scissors that we don't use anymore.