Things that bother you about your body

[Mehis]

Does stuttering count?

I have always stuttered and I can't do shit about it.
When I was on first grade I couldn't even get a word out of my mouth without struggling. Thank god it's not that bad anymore.
Everytime I hear the words 'We are going to read it out loud.' my heartrate rises to 900 and I can't say shit. And I know there will be some smart ass who then cracks a joke about it. I have tried different styles of talking but it doesn't help.
It's not the fear of saying something wrong, it just happens automaticly. Also it will affect my future job. E.g I cannot go to shops because it's too hard to communicate with me.

[Supertoaster]

I have these dark brown dots on my body. Not dense enough to be freckles. But I think the one on my cheek looks cute on me

[Sabb]

Does Little penis and Fat body counts?



I'm just joking

But anyway I hate how my fist are so little, I can barely punch a wall and pain all over my fist.

Aaaand I hate how I'm white. They say I'm an American or I don't know how to translate this but " Ligaw na Amerikano "

"wild American"?

[Devie]

"wild American"?

Lol its more like "lost" american.

[·UηİŦ··]

A problem I think EVERYONE has encountered before are eyelashes. Although they're meant to keep stuff OUT of your eye, they themselves sometimes fall in there and are completely impossible to get out ._.

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My eyelashes, bro.

MY EYELASHES.

EYELASHES.

These don't belong on a man. Not only are they long, they're plentiful. I don't even fucking do shit to them and they look like the same fucking eyelashes that those ladies in the commercials have.
Though I probably brought that on myself because I don't dust anything in my room and there's probably shit everywhere (ADAPTING TO ENVIRONMENT).

I hate my body chemistry (Metabolism).

I also dislike how low my voice gets when I obtain more than 8 hours of sleep. It dips down so much I almost get identity issues, because moments later it goes up one fucking octave.

I hate how fast hair grows.

I hate that my left thumb literally has a significantly larger joint than the right thumb, and can bend downwards at least 40% more than the other one. Sounds cool, but sucks when I'm supposed to hold something and my left grip is always tighter than the right/typing/DRIVING.

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I know someone's going to link that one other image, ffffffffffffu

[ursus]

oh i get it
people make fun of ipounce because it's like someone lost their american
like "hey, the village called they want their idiot back" sort of thing

i think

[Fenix]

I've always hated how i've had this kind of "mixing of words". Sometimes, I mix words like "ok" and "got it" so it comes out like "gok." Also, I stutter a little bit and mix letters when dealing with repeating-ish sounds and long, sort of tough pronunciations of words. I never grow bangs, so I have to brush my hair sideways, and whenever I smile for a picture, I either look absolutely retarded or just look tired. Never looked good in one picture in my life. My face also looks a little bit baby-ish. I'm almost a freshman, and people come up to me and say: Are you in 6th grade? Gets in my skin 

[Tiger Guy]

Pimples. And the fact that I have "black people" hair.

[Devie]

Pimples. And the fact that I have "black people" hair.

dat Brillo pad

[Ἆxule]

My breath. I feel like after a period of time, my mouth gets try and it feels like my breath is really bad. I usually eat something or drink water. Gum if I happen to have some one hand.

[[Valor]iPounce]

oh i get it
people make fun of ipounce because it's like someone lost their american
like "hey, the village called they want their idiot back" sort of thing

i think

SHHHHH

[Seb]

Motherfucking malapropism, my tongue isn't too quick so I tend to slur some words or mix them up or make a general bastardization of vocalization. And if this happens while I'm saying something long, I tend to catch it but stop myself, so I end up saying half a sentence or something or making some weird noise.

[Supertoaster]

Motherfucking malapropism, my tongue isn't too quick so I tend to slur some words or mix them up or make a general bastardization of vocalization. And if this happens while I'm saying something long, I tend to catch it but stop myself, so I end up saying half a sentence or something or making some weird noise.

me too,Ill start talking "So, then I wawahsd all thway there". We sound really similar.

[Devie]

me too,Ill start talking "So, then I wawahsd all thway there". We sound really similar.

Motherfucking malapropism, my tongue isn't too quick so I tend to slur some words or mix them up or make a general bastardization of vocalization. And if this happens while I'm saying something long, I tend to catch it but stop myself, so I end up saying half a sentence or something or making some weird noise.

Proudlys 10 year old brother is somewhat like this. I don't know though I think he's much worse.
I think he's autistic :/ that's just my opinion though
its because the way he chooses to do things and the way he processes situations are really just.. DERP. LIKE COMMON SENSE missing.

He just stutters -- struggles to spit out a normal sentence. It would be like "oh hello mary, what are you guys having f-- what are you guys having f-f--- what are you guys having for lu-u-nch?" and the way he acts. He forgets to close the front door, forgets to flush (his poop), he "wants" to go see the salesman walk away from the house so he opens the front door, and anyother language that isn't english is automatically spanish in his mind. The way he pronounces words too, he seems like a 7 year old. Like "I wuv you mom" or "i want ice cweam for dessert" "Are you coming wif us mawy?" idk. He's also SLOW AS HELL. as in physically slow -- it takes forever for him to do the simplest tasks -- like walking from class to car -- he gets distracted easily and if we ask him what took him so long, he says he had to get a drink from the drinking fountain - which he'll end up playing with :/

He's autistic I'm sure.

[Cake Faice]

My breath. I feel like after a period of time, my mouth gets try and it feels like my breath is really bad. I usually eat something or drink water. Gum if I happen to have some one hand.

I have the worst case of it. My breath literally smells like shit after a while. Brushing/flossing/mouthwash doesn't help.