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Oh god. Water leak.
« on: January 31, 2012, 05:10:35 PM »
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So apparently there is this water leak in the bathroom. Plumbers came and are fixing it. That's good right? No. I need to use the bathroom, but it's being fixed. Help me RND. What kind of wacky things would you do?  :'(

       
                                                

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Re: Oh god. Water leak.
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2012, 05:12:27 PM »
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drink ur own piss. ITS FOR YOUR OWN SURVIVAL

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Re: Oh god. Water leak.
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2012, 05:12:51 PM »
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So apparently there is this water leak in the bathroom. Plumbers came and are fixing it. That's good right? No. I need to use the bathroom, but it's being fixed. Help me RND. What kind of wacky things would you do?  :'(

Go to your hot neighbors place. If she lets you in and doesn't look at you weird, take her to dinner.

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Re: Oh god. Water leak.
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2012, 05:13:01 PM »
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If you need to take a piss, simply go into your backyard and let loose in a corner or something.

If it's a shit on the other hand...grab shoe box and toilet paper. Then dispose of said shoe box in its own trashbag.

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Re: Oh god. Water leak.
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2012, 05:23:24 PM »
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Well I found my solution...I took a piss in the garbage pale. I put some dry paper towels on top of it to pretend nothing happened...well this one is gonna go to "ASTROPILOTS LIFE ACHIEVEMENTS - PISS SOMEWHERE THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BE."

       
                                                

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Re: Oh god. Water leak.
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2012, 05:49:33 PM »
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closet + paper bag + lighter = nice gift porch candle for the neighbors  :))

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Re: Oh god. Water leak.
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2012, 09:11:57 PM »
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wtf just piss in a bush or tree or something lOL
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Re: Oh god. Water leak.
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2012, 09:36:57 PM »
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wtf just piss in a bush or tree or something lOL

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Re: Oh god. Water leak.
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2012, 09:53:14 AM »
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Put your pee in bottles and sell it.  :trollface:
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Re: Oh god. Water leak.
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2012, 11:03:00 AM »
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wtf just piss in a bush or tree or something lOL

Would, but couldn't go outside.

       
                                                

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Re: Oh god. Water leak.
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2012, 01:54:38 PM »
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AKA: Go piss in Coolz' yard.

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Wait, that isn't where one normally pisses? Whoops.   ???


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