
Never tell your password to anyone.
cogsandspigots: If I was like you, I may have to ask someone to kill me.
Jman: .____________________.
cogsandspigots: I couldn't live with a sideways penis.
cogsandspigots: Nor being a carrot.
Jman: oh, but I just got that penile correction surgery
Jman: it's fixed
cogsandspigots: Or having strange nipple fetishes.
Jman: damn you