1. On my newer computer, iTunes wouldn't recognize my iPhone 3GS. I chalked this up the the fact that I need to update iTunes, and then I'd need to update my iPhone. iTunes would continually have errors installing, though, and would show an error code. I tried uninstalling and reinstalling iTunes but iTunes wouldn't reinstall due to "errors". I've googled this and haven't gotten any help.
2. I decided "I guess I'll have to use my old computer for this shit". So, I set up the old computer, update iTunes, and install the update. But, before the iPhone could update, in the middle of "preparing to restore data", the iPhone get bricked. It is now stuck on the "plug into shitty fucking piss iTunes and go fuck yourself" and isn't recognized when I open iTunes. I've also googled this but I can't make sense what any of the dumbass retarded monkeys on the Apple or other Apple-related forums say.