Okay, I've been at my dad's house and I don't know what I'm getting when I go back to my mom's.
So far, at my dad's I've gotten:
$300 bike
"World War Z" book (read it already, it's great)
some zombie card game
Socks
"When I'm 60 I'm gonna have a nurse with big titties giving me sponge baths everyday" (some Dad wisdom on trying to live and stay healthy longer than you should)
Tinnitus
Burns on my sock
the last two were from when my dad decided to have some fun with some bottle rockets that have been in his trunk for the past two years (thanks, dad)