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Offline Nemisous

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best pick up lines.
« on: December 09, 2011, 08:50:53 PM »
you "people" have any good pick up lines you would like to share?
here are some i know.

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Re: best pick up lines.
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2011, 09:05:04 PM »
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"Is that a shovel in your back pocket?"
"No, why?"
"Because I'm diggin your ass"
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Re: best pick up lines.
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2011, 09:44:42 PM »
Why am I a "Person"
and
Not an actual person?

Do we not exist to you?
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Re: best pick up lines.
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2011, 09:59:52 PM »
hello does this rag smell like chloroform?
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Re: best pick up lines.
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2011, 10:05:18 PM »
Are you a gun?
May I take a shoot on you?

Are you ketchup?
Cuz my hotdog is longing to find you
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Re: best pick up lines.
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2011, 10:11:19 PM »
I want to violate you.
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Re: best pick up lines.
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2011, 10:17:19 PM »
Make me a damn sandwich.

Works every time.
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Re: best pick up lines.
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2011, 10:46:26 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

MvUku7zAXVE#t=1m31s


Copypaste because forum doesnt like linking with specific times
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Re: best pick up lines.
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2011, 08:25:26 AM »
The urge to use this meme is too great.

There are over 100 images so I'll just send a link to the gallery.
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Re: best pick up lines.
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2011, 08:28:44 AM »
Quote from: cogsandspigots on December 10, 2011, 08:25:26 AM
The urge to use this meme is too great.

There are over 100 images so I'll just send a link to the gallery.
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Re: best pick up lines.
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2011, 09:13:07 AM »





>mfw

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Re: best pick up lines.
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2011, 09:16:40 AM »
>posts the bad pickup line spike gallery
>other people start posting pictures from it
>okay.jpg
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Re: best pick up lines.
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2011, 07:35:26 AM »
You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive. :trollface:
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Re: best pick up lines.
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2011, 07:42:47 AM »
I won't you love you forever, I'll love you five ever!
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Re: best pick up lines.
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2011, 01:16:27 PM »
Hey beautiful :p
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