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Title: best pick up lines.
Post by: Nemisous on December 09, 2011, 08:50:53 PM

you "people" have any good pick up lines you would like to share?
here are some i know.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

8)Wanna do what I'm gonna tell all my friends we did anyway?  :D

Hi, I was Just wondering, are you good at math?
Her: Yeah
That's good, cause why don't we take you, plus me, subtract your clothes, divide those legs, and multiply.

Title: Re: best pick up lines.
Post by: Ἆxule on December 09, 2011, 09:05:04 PM

Spoiler:  Pro tip (click to show/hide)

If you're smart, you won't say any pick up lines to any girl.
You'll get slapped and you'll be rejected so badly.

"Is that a shovel in your back pocket?"
"No, why?"
"Because I'm diggin your ass"

Title: Re: best pick up lines.
Post by: Deacon on December 09, 2011, 09:44:42 PM

Why am I a "Person"
and
Not an actual person?

Do we not exist to you?

Title: Re: best pick up lines.
Post by: Nemisous on December 09, 2011, 09:59:52 PM

hello does this rag smell like chloroform?

Title: Re: best pick up lines.
Post by: This Toast on December 09, 2011, 10:05:18 PM

Are you a gun?
May I take a shoot on you?

Are you ketchup?
Cuz my hotdog is longing to find you

Title: Re: best pick up lines.
Post by: Tiger Guy on December 09, 2011, 10:11:19 PM

I want to violate you.

Title: Re: best pick up lines.
Post by: Cheesicle on December 09, 2011, 10:17:19 PM

Make me a damn sandwich.

Works every time.

Title: Re: best pick up lines.
Post by: Rocket50 on December 09, 2011, 10:46:26 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=)

MvUku7zAXVE#t=1m31s


Copypaste because forum doesnt like linking with specific times

Title: Re: best pick up lines.
Post by: cogsandspigots on December 10, 2011, 08:25:26 AM

The urge to use this meme is too great.

There are over 100 images so I'll just send a link to the gallery.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bad-pickup-line-spike/photos

Title: Re: best pick up lines.
Post by: Alphaggot on December 10, 2011, 08:28:44 AM

Quote from: cogsandspigots on December 10, 2011, 08:25:26 AM

The urge to use this meme is too great.

There are over 100 images so I'll just send a link to the gallery.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bad-pickup-line-spike/photos

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/178/378/spike%27s%20attempt.png?1318992465)

Title: Re: best pick up lines.
Post by: Rocket50 on December 10, 2011, 09:13:07 AM

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/137/382/dearprincesscelestiaimmortal.png?1318992465)


(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/137/141/raritybong.png?1318992465)

>mfw

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/190.jpg)

Title: Re: best pick up lines.
Post by: cogsandspigots on December 10, 2011, 09:16:40 AM

>posts the bad pickup line spike gallery
>other people start posting pictures from it
>okay.jpg

Title: Re: best pick up lines.
Post by: blαh2355 on December 24, 2011, 07:35:26 AM

You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive. :trollface:

Title: Re: best pick up lines.
Post by: Alphaggot on December 24, 2011, 07:42:47 AM

I won't you love you forever, I'll love you five ever!

Title: Re: best pick up lines.
Post by: » Magic « on December 24, 2011, 01:16:27 PM

Hey beautiful :p

Title: Re: best pick up lines.
Post by: Foofoojack on December 24, 2011, 01:18:31 PM

Wanna make sex?

Title: Re: best pick up lines.
Post by: Doctor Who on December 24, 2011, 01:23:38 PM

Quote from: Tiger Guy on December 09, 2011, 10:11:19 PM

I want to violate you.

XD I lol'd

Title: Re: best pick up lines.
Post by: Chesty on December 27, 2011, 01:53:04 PM

 *gun to head*

Title: Re: best pick up lines.
Post by: Captain Communism on December 27, 2011, 02:25:04 PM

My dick died. Can I bury it in your ass?

Title: Re: best pick up lines.
Post by: Cake Faice on December 27, 2011, 02:41:25 PM

*Rips strand of duct tape off from duct tape roll*

Title: Re: best pick up lines.
Post by: Nemisous on December 27, 2011, 04:15:41 PM

Quote from: Cake Face on December 27, 2011, 02:41:25 PM

*Rips strand of duct tape off from duct tape roll*

*laughter achieved*

Title: Re: best pick up lines.
Post by: Lavenchie on December 27, 2011, 04:59:20 PM

Me: I think i'm in lesbians with you.
Girl: What?
Me: I Really mean it.

Title: Re: best pick up lines.
Post by: Supertoaster on December 27, 2011, 05:13:19 PM

Are you a heatsink? Because I'm a huge fan

Title: Re: best pick up lines.
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on December 27, 2011, 05:59:53 PM

Quote from: Supertoaster on December 27, 2011, 05:13:19 PM

Are you a heatsink? Because I'm a huge fan

Nice one.